45. XLV.
ON SOWING MACHINES.
Dear Morse—I this morning had makrel for
brekfast, and also yure letter, enklosing a prospektus
uv yure “Improved swivel stitch and back action
sowing masheen,” and must say i am tickled tew
deth with her.
It strikes me that it must be equal tew a small
drove uv nu milk cows in a family.
If the masheen iz only one quarter az good az the
prospektus iz, yure fortune iz az certain and lasting
az the rocks.
Don't hesitate tew send me one ov the masheens,
and i will return the prospektus.
I hav now 3 sowing masheens on hand; one i hav
had 24 years, the other two about 20 & 18 years
respektivly.
The old masheen iz a gem, and will sow on a
patch quicker than the hole was made.
The other two are smaller, and are halleluger
itself on worsted work and ornamental blister.
I would part with the 2 younger ones if enny fust
rate chance offered, and furnish a prospektus that
would beat the Song ov Solaman.
Az for the old one, munny won't buy her. i intend
to stick tew her till evry thread breaks, for she
iz wuth a dozen nu-fangled ones.
I got her in Massachusetts, by the side ov the
road, at the foot ov a mountain, from a good old
Baptiss deakon, who lived in a nice white farm-hous,
with green blinds and a hoss-block by the door, and
a pen-stock ov never failing water, and a wood pile
as bigg az a straw stack.
The 2 little ones are on exhibishun now, at mi
rooms. Kards ov admishun can be prokured ov the
proprietor bi presenting the proper vouchers.
Full warrantees will be given with each masheen.
Principals only delt with; no agent need apply.
Again, dear Morse, I kant help but thank yu for
yure prospektus—it iz so limber and full ov good
advise; but i kant help but say that if you should
see mi sowing masheens and see them at wurk, yu
would tare up yure prospektus in disgust, and either
git one ov mi kind, or be miserable till you did.
Morse, fairwell.
In the meantime, yures truli,
