11. XI.
JOSH BILLINGS DEFINES HIS POSITION.
I got yure letter by acksident, and reply verry
mutch az follers:
I am a black Republican, with white antycedents.
I alwus waz agin slavery ov enny kind; not bekause
it was constitutional, but bekause it waz ungodly.
I don't beleave the best judges ov color kan pick
out a negro's soul in the Kingdom ov Heaven.
I believe in the doktrine ov secession—if i don't
like my home, and am 21, i have a rite tew go oph,
but i haint got enny rite tew take the old man's farm
or hiz tin-ware with me.
I am in favor ov being made Post-master in our
city, but i am about the only man that iz, which
speaks well for the disinterestedness ov our citizens.
I am also in favor ov short stories, when a man
haint got mutch tew say.
Yours, tenderly,
Josh Billings.