33. XXXIII.
DREAMS.
If yu are handsum, cultivate yure boots; if yu
are hoamly, hoe yure branes.
“Shut Nu Ingland out in the cold!”—i should as
soon think ov shutting the cold out ov Nu England.
I luv tu meet an old feller ov 70 on the rode,
hanging on tu a pare ov trotters. Old fellers! don't
give up yure pull, till yure obliged tew.
Thare ain't mutch virgin virtchew in this world;
it is purty mutch aul Magdalen.
The trew province ov economy is tu see how
mutch munny we kan liv the clussest on.
The sudden ritch quite often find themselfs in the
same ficks that mullatters are—just above what they
started from, and just belo what they started for.
He who draws his experience from the past iz
alwus a man, and he who draws his experience
from the futur iz always a child.
If yu kant git good clothes and eddicashun too,
git the clothes.
Say “How are ye” tew everyboddy.
If yu argy, alwus git beet.
