74. LXXIV. 
DEPRECATES THE ARMING OF THE SLAVES BY THE 
SOUTH.
Saint's Rest, (wich is in the Stait uv Noo Gersey,) } 
November the 21st, 1864.
 
The brave and shiverlus South hev at last desided 
upon armin their niggers. Ef they do it, it 
settles the question. The Ablishn party is neerly 
eggsaustid, and can not hope to cope successfully 
with three millions uv fresh niggers, the most uv 
em desendid drekly from the fust families uv the 
South. The nigger will fite! I may hev sed at 
diffrent times, when the goriller Linkin wuz armin 
uv em, that they woodent fite, but it wuz a lie uv 
the basest character, that I got up 2 deseeve the 
peeple. Does Boregard fite? Does the younger 
Masons, and Peytons, and Ruffins, and Slidells, 
and sich? Where do they get their shiverlus 
darin frum? Onqueschenably frum the old Boregard, 
Mason, Peyton, Slidell, et settry. Werry 
good. Admittin it 's blood that does it, won't the 
same blood that makes Kernel Peyton shivelrus, 
operate the same way when coursin thro the 
vanes uv Sam, his haff-brother? Uv coarse. 
Like causes perdoose like effex. Ef Kernel Peyton 
taiks a dose uv pills, wat 's the result? Precisely 
the same ez wen Pomp takes em. Blood, 
like pills, operate the same on all constooshns.
The mizable hirelins uv Linkin will rue the 
day they meet these dark knites. The Suthern 
white soljer is, I am aware, a mizable cuss. He 
wuz born a serf; nacher made him expressly for 
them system uv sosiety, and he coodent eggsist 
nowhere else. The Suthern lord uv the sile reqwires 
various serviss. Manyooel laber is dun 
by the black, but his votin must be dun by whites. 
Nacher steps in and furnishes him a man white 
enuff to vote, and low enuff to be owned. He hez 
no shiverlry, and woodent fite at all ef 't want for 
the bloodid offisers. Imagin entire regyments 
uv blooded men—men uv the fizzikle strength uv 
the native Afrikin, animated with the sperit uv 
the hawty Southron—a goriller with the sole uv 
Shevaleer Bayard.
I hev prayd that Linkin will spare the South 
this bitter cup. Hez the retch no sole? Imagin 
a Suthern offiser a leedin his regyment in2 battle. 
He drors nigh to the enemy. Whiz! sings a 
shell. It explodes! He is safe, but, alars! dispersed 
in2 inch peeses is Sipio, his nigger, and 
perhaps the son uv his grandfather's son, or, may 
be, the unkle uv his own children! That shell 
cost him $1,500. A rifle pops, and Pompey dies, 
who, livin, wood hev bin dirt-cheep at $1,200. 
And so he goes. He treds the path uv glory 
over the ded bodies uv his blood relashens, which 
is also his forchune.
Agin. Ef the nigger fites alongside uv the 
white man, he is acknollijed ez his ekal, and away 
goes the corner-stun uv Dimokrasy. It hez alluz 
bin a consolashen to the Northern Dimekrat to 
feel that ther wuz a race meaner than they air. 
Shel this pleezin deloosion be roodly dissipatid? 
Ferbid it, Hevin!
This sacrifis may be avoidid. Linkin hez bin 
slitely electid, and inezmuch ez he hez controle 
uv suthin over a milyun muskits, with artilry 2 
match, we Dimekrats, hevin alluz bin a law-abidin 
peeple, shel submit quietly 2 the popler voice. 
But we kin advize. Linkin hez it in his hands. 
Let him make peese immejitly and to-wunst. Let 
him send commishners 2 Richmond, under same 
pay ez members uv Congris, (I will go for wun,) 
to treet and be treeted. Let us act upon the 
Micklellan ijee. Let us offer them all they want 
to kum back, and ef they refooze—why then fite 
it out, on constooshnel, conservative principples. 
Ef they do refooze, and the war shood be properly 
conductid, I shood sacrifice all for my bleedin 
country, and go into the servis ez a sutler. I 
cood not hesitate for a moment.
Petroleum V. Nasby, 
Lait Paster uv the Church uv the Noo Dispensashun.