29. XXIX. 
PREACHES—SUBJECT, “GIVIN.”
Church uv St. Vallandigum, September the 21st, 1863.
 
I preeched yisterday frum this text: “Verely 
I say unto yoo, it is moar blesseder toe give than 
toe reseeve.”—Joab xvii: 313 to '21, incloosiv.
The inspird riter hed, no dout, the Dimekratik 
party in his mind's eye, wen he rit them words 
uv wisdom. Experence hez shode the trooth uv 
them sentens, and ef it hadent, youd be bound to 
bleeve it, coz I, your paster, sez so, wich is Dimokrasy. 
To illustrait, we shell inquire:
1. Wat is givin?
Givin is givin, wich is suffishently cleer explanashen 
fer all practikle perpuses.
2. Wen shood we giv?
This pint reqwires moar eloocydashen. We 
must giv alluz, fer it is moar blessider toe giv 
ner toe reseeve. The Dimokrasy hez alluz bin 
scriptooral in this partikeler. Wen the Sowth 
wantid Misoory, we giv it. Wen she wantid a 
fugytiv-slaiv law, we giv it. Wen she wantid 
Texis, and Kansas, and Nebrasky, we giv it—halleloogy! 
Wen she wantid Bookannon, we giv it; 
and wen she demandid Duglisses hed, we giv it, 
fer it is moar blessider to giv ner it is to reseeve.
3. Why shood we giv?
Becoz it pays. So long ez the Dimokrasy hed 
the power uv givin, all wuz well. The Sowth, 
hevin all it wanted, wuz contentid, and evry thing 
went on smooth and plesent like. Nacher intended 
em to rool, and us uns to serve, and we 
wuz satisfide, and so wuz they. Such offisis ez 
wuz benethe em, they tost to us, and all wuz 
peese. It wuz normel.
4. Wat hez bin the consekencis uv not givin?
My frens, seest thou yon post-orifise? A Abolishnist 
sets there. And woe is us! the plasis we 
onct did fill all ore the land, we fill no moar. 
And wuss. Ther is war; the North hez rebeld 
aginst the Dimokrasy, and to-day yoor sons is being 
dragged to the tented feeld, to be offered up 
a sakrifis to the fell sperit uv “not givin.” O, 
my frens, we stumbled ourselvs. We faild to giv 
wunst, and that failyour wuz fatle. Wen we in 
our pride defide the Sowth at Charleston, we 
sinned, and air now payin fer it. O, hed we all 
yoonited in givin, then—hed we follered presedent 
and got down into the dust—then all wood 
hev bin well.
We dedooce from the foregoin the follerin grate 
trooth, to-wit, viz: Suffrin alluz follers sin. Nether 
duz the sinner git the price uv his sin. The 
demon uv Abolishnism, er 
Not Givin, wich is 
sinonymus, held afore the eyes of Duglis the dazzlin 
prospek uv Northrin votes. But lo! wen 
Duglis hed took the fatel step, the votes wuz 
Linkin's, and the post-orfises wuz Linkin's, and 
the Dimokrasy supped on sorrer and brekfasted 
on woe.
Ther is, my brethren, a hevy cuss on Not Givin. 
“Wo unto yoo fer a stiff-necked and rebelyus people.” 
(Abiram 31, 5, xlp.) In the originel Rooshen 
it is “stiff-backt” instid uv “stiff-neckt,” wich 
makes it mene Massychusetts. They wood never 
bend a inch; they hed no limbernis, and with head 
up, instid uv down—with backs strate, instid uv 
curvd—they insisted on bein men ez well ez Virginny, 
thus forcin the Sowth to take up arms to 
bend em into ther nateral posishen.
My frens, this war is a effort on the part uv 
the Sowth to put down these rebels aginst the 
grate prinsiple uv Givin. That 's all they want, 
and wen they git it they 'll stop, I make no doubt. 
Then, brethrin, let us pray fer their sukcess—let 
us imytait our martered saint, Vallandigum, who 
is a exel far away, and, 2 the xtent uv our ability, 
further the grate coz. Let Noo Ingland be got 
under; Sumner, and Waid, and Giddins, and Gim 
Ashly, and Oin Luvgoy hung; the grate Davis 
President, with Fernandywood and Vallandigum 
in his Cabynit; then will ther be for us peece, and 
harmony, and good-will, and post-orfises. Let wat 
I hev sed sink deep in2 yoor harts. Wen the 
contribooshen box cums around, remember that 
“it is moar blesseder 2 give than 2 reseeve.” So 
mote it be.
Petroleum V. Nasby. 
Paster uv sed Church, in charge.