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Pie, n.

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An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

Cold pie was highly esteemed by the remains.—

The Rev. Dr. Mucker, in a Funeral Sermon Over a British Nobleman.

[Cold pie is a detestable]

Cold pie is a detestable
American comestible.
That's why I'm done—or undone—
So far from that dear London.
—From the Headstone of a British Nobleman, in Kalamazoo.