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 | The collected works of Ambrose Bierce |  |
MR. SHEETS
The Devil stood before the gateOf Heaven. He had a single mate:
Behind him, in his shadow, slunk
Clay Sheets in a perspiring funk.
“Saint Peter, see this season ticket,”
Said Satan; “pray undo the wicket.”
The sleepy Saint threw slight regard
Upon the proffered bit of card,
Signed by some sacerdotal cheats:
“Admit the bearer and Clay Sheets.”
Peter expanded all his eyes:
“‘Clay Sheets?’—well, I'll be damned!” he cries.
“Our couches are of golden cloud;
Nothing of earth is here allowed.
I'll let you in,” he added, shedding
On Nick a smile—“but not your bedding.”
| The collected works of Ambrose Bierce | |