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WICKED AND PROFANE.
An old bachelor, who hates women, said to-day that
he didn't want to go to heaven.
“Why?” asked one of our round-dance Christians.
“Because it will be full of women—not a d—d man
there,” replied the wicked man.
He was like the old lady who was afraid to ride on
the mail train because there were no females there.
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