The Works of Peter Pindar [i.e. John Wolcot] ... With a Copious Index. To which is prefixed Some Account of his Life. In Four Volumes |
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The Works of Peter Pindar [i.e. John Wolcot] | ||
LYRIC ODES TO THE ROYAL ACADEMICIANS, FOR MDCCLXXXII.
Paint and the men of canvass fire my lays,
Who show their works for profit and for praise;
Whose pockets know most comfortable fillings—
Gaining Two Thousand Pounds a year by Shillings.
ODE I.
Peter giveth an Account of his great Relation— boasteth—praiseth Sir William Chambers and Somerset-House—applaudeth Sir Joshua Reynolds, and showeth deep classic Learning.
Applauded horsejockeys and gods,
Wrestlers and boxers in his verse divine!
Then shall not I, who boast his fire,
And old hereditary lyre,
To British painters give a golden line?
Striking with attic front the skies—
The nursing dame of many a painting ape ;
And I immortal rhime refuse,
To tell the nations round the news,
And make posterity with wonder gape?
By all thy odes, the world shall know,
That Chambers plann'd it—be his name rever'd!—
Sir William's journeymen and tools
(No pupils of the Chinese schools),
With stone, and wood, and lime, the fabric rear'd!
Stone, men, and timber, tools and lime;
Now let us see what this rare dome contains—
Where rival artists for a name,
Bit by that glorious mad-dog Fame,
Have fix'd the labours of their brush and brains.
Shall first our lyric laud command—
Lo! Tarleton dragging on his boot so tight!
His horses feel a godlike rage,
And long with Yankies to engage—
I think I hear them snorting for the fight.
I wish, indeed, their manes so flowing
Were more like hair—the brutes had been as good,
If, flaming with such classic force,
They had resembled less that horse,
Call'd Trojan—and, by Greeks compos'd of wood.
A fine performance, too, I trow,
Who rides a cloud—indeed a poorish hack—
Which to my mind doth certes bring
That easy bum-delighting thing,
Rid by the Chancellor—yclep'd a sack.
With pride I pour the lyric lay
To most things by thy able hand exprest—
Compar'd, alas! to other men,
Thou art an eagle to a wren!
Now, Mrs. Muse, attend on Mr. West.
Painting Ape.—This expression is by no means meant to convey the idea of insult. There is great propriety, if not poetry, in it. The reader will please to recollect, that painting is an imitative art— Monkeys are prodigious imitators—witness my own Odes. Besides, Pope compliments the immortal Newton by a similar allusion.
ODE II.
Peter falleth foul on Mr. West for representing our blessed Redeemer like an Old-clothes-man— and for misrepresenting the Apostles.—Peter describeth St. Paul, and Judas and the Apostles —Cutteth up Mr. West's Angels—Attacketh another Picture of Mr. West's—Weepeth over the hard Fate of Prince Octavius and Augustus, Children of our Most Glorious Sovereign.
Why, painted God Almighty's Son
Like an old-clothes-man, about London street!
Place in his hand a rusty bag,
To hold each sweet collected rag;
We then shall see the character complete.
Were not the fellows thou hast made—
For Heav'n's sake, West, pray rub them out again—
There's not a mortal who believes
They look'd like old Salvator's thieves,
Although they might not look like gentlemen.
He could not give himself high airs
Upon his person, which was rather homely:
But really, as for all the rest,
Save Judas, who was a rank beast,
They all were decent labourers, and comely.
Two Indian angels by their faces:
But speak—where are their wings to mount the wind?
One would suppose M'Bride had met 'em;
If thou hast spare ones, quickly get 'em,
Or else the lads will both be left behind.
And thou, Augustus, us'd so hard,
Why West hath murder'd you, my tender lambs?
You bring to mind vile Richard's deed,
Who bid your royal cousins bleed,
For which the world the tyrant's mem'ry damns.
Some portion of the plainting spirit;
But trust me—not extraordinary things—
Some merit thou must surely own,
By getting up so near the throne,
And gaining whispers from the best of kings.
Capt. M'Bride, famous for winging men of war, as well as partridges.—See his letter to the Admiralty.
ODE III.
Peter administereth sage Advice to very young Painters.
'Tis stairs must lead us to the attic story—
Thus thought my great old name-sake, Peter Czar;
Who bound himself, in Holland, to a trade;
A very pretty carpenter he made;
And then went home , and built a man of war.
Should powder claws of crabs, and jalap, fine;
Keep the shop clean, and watch it like a porter;
Learn to boil glysters—nay, to give them too,
If blinking nurses can't the bus'ness do;
Write well the labels, and wipe well the mortar.
Humble those boys must be, and mind their manners;
Despising pride, whose wish it is to wreck 'em;
And mornings, with a bucket and a stick,
Should never once disdain to pick,
From street to street, rich lumps of album græcum.
Learn how to keep their master's brushes clean,
And learn to squeeze the colours from the bladders;
Furbish up rags—the shining pallet set;
Keep the knives bright, and eke the easel neat—
Such arts, to Fame's high temple are the ladders.
(Believe me, not an atom is invention).
The instant that I pen this Ode, I know
A Jew-like, shock-poll'd, scrubby, short, black man,
More like a cobbler than a gentleman,
Working on canvass, like a dog in dough.
He earns a guinea ev'ry day with ease;
Attempteth heads of princes, dogs, cats, 'squires—
Now on a monkey vent'reth—now a saint—
Talks of himself, and much himself admires
And struts the veriest Bantam-cock of paint.
Because 'tis fulsome to men's ears and eyes;
Whose tongues might cover you with ridicule;
And pray, who loves the appellation, Fool?
You will insist on going the wrong way,
Copy our little old black Bantam cock—
With so much acrimony overflows,
As makes him, wheresoe'er he goes,
A walking thumb-bottle of aqua-fortis.
ODE IV.
The Lyric Bard commendeth Mr. Gainsborough's Pig—Recommendeth Landscape to the Artist.
Turn round to Gainsb'rough's Girl and Pig,
Or Pig and Girl I rather should have said:
The pig in white, I must allow,
Is really a well painted Sow:
I wish to say the same thing of the maid.
Had I their places I should wince,
Thus to be gibbeted for weeks on high:
Just like your felons after death,
On Bagshot, or on Hounslow Heath,
That force from travellers the pitying sigh.
Would he his charming fort pursue—
To mind his Landscape have the modest grace—
Yet there, sometimes, are nature's tints despis'd:
I wish them more attended to, and priz'd,
Instead of trump'ry that usurps their place.
ODE V.
Peter quarrelleth with Fat—Proveth its fatal Inconveniences —Accounteth for the Leanness and Rags of the Muses—Displayeth Military Science—Telleth a wonderful Story of a Spanish Marquis—Talketh sensibly of a Greyhound, a Hawk, and a Race-horse—Pointeth out the proper Subjects for Grease.
Sons of Apollo! listen well to that.
Fat is foul weather—dims the fancy's sight:
In poverty, the wits more nimbly muster:
Thus stars, when pinch'd by frost, cast keener lustre
On the black blanket of old mother night.
Is perfect birdlime of the brain;
And, as to goldfinches the birdlime clings—
Fat holds ideas by the legs and wings.
Like the buff-stop on harpsichords, or spinets—
Muffling their pretty little tuneful throats,
That would have chirp'd away like linnets.
But Love, at fat—ev'n Love almighty starts—
Love hates large, lubberly, fat, clumsy fellows,
Panting and blowing like a blacksmith's bellows.
What eloquence of North's is lost by fat!
Mute in his head-piece on his bosom hung,
How many a speech has slept upon his tongue.
To keep his sons and daughters high in bone:
The Nine too, as from history we glean,
Are, like Don Quixote's Rosinante, lean;
And therefore travel very thinly clad;
Looking like damsels just escap'd from jails,
With backs al fresco, and with tatter'd tails.
A soldier, or a sailor?
And 'tis a well-attested fact,
Apollo was as nimble as a tailor.
How could he else have caught that handsome flirt,
Miss Daphne, racing through the pools and dirt?
Could scarce support himself, he was so big;
He starv'd—drank vinegar by pints and quarts,
And got down to a Christian—from a pig.
Some author says, his skin (but some will doubt him)
Would fold a half-a-dozen times about him.
His skin would really round his body come,
Though tight before as parchment on a drum—
Just like a Portuguese capota.
Painters and bards should very little eat:
No matter, verily, how slight their fare;
Nay, though camelion-like, they fed on air.
Who, often when they fatten, leave off breeding;
Or, like the hen, facetious Æsop's story,
So known, I shall not lay the tale before ye.
Or greyhound you design'd to course;
Nor would you fatten up the hawk,
You mean to nimble birds to talk.
And keep your genius, and the art alive,
Gobble not quantities of flesh and fish up:
Beings who can no harm from fat receive,
May feast securely—then for Heaven's sake leave
Grease to an alderman, a hog, or bishop.
ODE VI.
Peter flattereth Mr. Mason Chamberlin—and that most brilliant Landscape Painter, Mr. Loutherbourgh —Peter admireth, praiseth, and consoleth the English Claude, Wilson.
A likeness, far as I can see;
But, faith! I cannot praise a single feature:
Yet, when it so shall please the Lord,
To make his people out of board,
Thy pictures will be tolerable nature.
To make brass skies, and golden hills,
With marble bullocks in glass pastures grazing;
Thy reputation too will rise,
And people, gaping with surprise,
Cry, ‘Monsieur Loutherbourgh is most amazing!’
Perhaps the change is never meant—
Till then, with me, thy pencil will not shine:
Till then, old red-nos'd Wilson's art
Will hold its empire o'er my heart,
By Britain left in poverty to pine.
Immortal praises thou shalt find,
Thou start'st at my prophetic rhimes:
Don't be impatient for those times;
Wait till thou hast been dead a hundred year.
ODE VII.
Peter breaketh out into Learning, and talketh Latin—Adviseth young Artists to do no more than they can do—Recommendeth to each the Knowledge of his Genius.—Peter talketh of Æsop's Fables, and Mr. Stubbs.—Peter ventureth on the Stage—Recordeth a Story of an Actor, and concludeth facetiously.
Was partly written for those fools
Who slight the very art that would support 'em,
In spite of gratitude's and wisdom's rules.
Of a poor country-bumkin of a stag,
Who us'd to curse his clumsy legs and feet,
But of his horns did wonderfully brag:
Who, from the wardrobe of their sculls,
Could, with the greatest pleasure, piece-meal tear,
Such pretty-looking ornamental geer.
Like many English ones, much out of luck.
His fav'rite horns contriv'd to spoil his trot,
By keeping the young 'squire in limbo fast,
Till John the huntsman came and cut his throat.
Painters too often their true genius thwart;
Mad to accomplish what can ne'er be done,
They form for criticism a world of fun.
Quits lasting oil, for perishable spittle:
The man of miniature to history springs,
Mounts with an ardour wild the broom-like brush,
Makes for sublimity a daring push,
And shows, like Icarus, his feeble wings.
Of that ingenious artist, Mr. Stubbs,
As calling him a horse-painter—how strange,
That Stubbs the title should desire to change!
And, foolish, quarrel with his bread and butter:
Yet, after landscape, gentlemen and ladies,
This very Mr. Stubbs prodigious mad is:
To Fame's fair temple, happy and unhurt;
And takes a hobby-horse to gall his pride,
That flings him, like a lubber, in the dirt.
Such for impossibilities the rage!
The man of Farce, to Tragedy aspires,
And, calf-like bellowing, feels heroic fires.—
And thought it dev'lish hard to be denied.
The courtly Abington's untoward star
Wanted her reputation much to mar,
And sink the lady to the washing-tub—
So whisper'd—‘Mrs. Abington, play Scrub.’
To folly full as great, some imp may lug her,
And bid her slink in Filch, and Abel Drugger.
That now I pen my verse sublime,
But lo! it happen'd, on a lucky night,
He on the subject got a deal of light;
And thus doth Fame the circumstance report.
To take a dram, the actor stroll'd to Fox's;
Where soon his friend came in, such fine things saying,
Offering a thousand pretty salutations,
With full confirming oath-ejaculations,
Unto this son of Thespis, for his playing.
Thou playd'st to-night, my friend, with matchless spirit;
Zounds! my dear fellow, let me go to h*ll,
If ever part was acted half so well!’
To hear such compliments so nicely cook'd:
Getting the better of his mauvaise honte,
And staring at the other's steady front.
I know of none that you should so commend’—
‘What part!’ replied the other with an oath:
‘The hind-part of a jack-ass, my dear friend!’
Thank'd him for the discovery of his fort:
Pursu'd his genius—sought no higher game,
And by his jack-ass won unenvied fame.
A part in one of the pantomimes, which contains a large portion of kicking, braying, obstinacy, and tail-wriggling.
ODE VIII.
Peter abuseth Mr. and Mrs. Cosway.
Thou own'st the title of R. A.—
I fear, to damn thee 'twas the Devil's sending;
Some honest calling quickly find,
And bid thy wife her kitchen mind,
Or shirts and shifts be making, or be mending.
Or mend, or from it wash the dirt,
Better than paint—the poet for thee feels—
Or take a stitch up in thy stocking
(Which for a wife is very shocking),
I pity the condition of thy heels.
To make you act so like two fools,
T'expose your daubs, tho' made with wondrous pains out?
Could Raphael's angry ghost arise,
And on the figures cast his eyes,
He'd catch a pistol up, and blow your brains out.
Thou really hast been too severe:
Cosway paints miniature with truth and spirit,
And Mrs. Cosway boasts a fund of merit.
And shun of furious Juvenal the rage,
Of whom old Scaliger asserts—‘qui jugulat:—
Id est—the fellow would not murder boggle at.
That is, the bard would dash through thick and thin,
And, like a ruffian, would so use ye, that
He would not leave a whole bone in your skin.
ODE IX.
Peter exhibiteth Bible Knowledge—Condemneth Imitators, and maketh Comparisons.
Of whose fine art I own myself a lover,
Puts me in mind of Matthew, the first chapter—
Abrâm got Isaac—Isaac, Jacob got—
Joseph to get, was lucky Jacob's lot,
And all his brothers,
Who very nat'rally made others,
Continuing to the end of a long chapter—
A genealogy I read with rapture.
As Queensb'ry's duke, delighting in good courses,
Reads (which I'm told he doth, from morn to night)
The noble pedigrees of running-horses,
Penn'd with a deal of subtlety and labour,
By that great turf-apostle, Mr. Heber.
A host of copyists, much of the same feature;
By which the art hath greatly been abus'd—
I own Sir Joshua great—but nature greater.
The progress of the art to curse,
The copyists have been copied too,
And that, I'm sure, will never do.
Intent on pleasure, and dog-fame;
Suppose a half-a-dozen dogs, or more,
Snuffing, and scamp'ring, crossing the field o'er.
Fix'd like a statue on the pleasing gale!
How act the others?—Stop their scamp'ring joints;
And, lo! one's nose is on his neighbour's tail.
Though vastly natural and vastly fine,
May not be fully understood
By all the youngling painter brood;
Therefore, that into error they mayn't roam,
I think I'll be a little more at home.
A fresh-imported, lovely, blooming lass,
Gay, careless, smiling, ogling, in the park—
Suppose those charms, so pleasing to the eye,
Catch the wild glance, and start the am'rous sigh,
Of some young roving military spark!
Sudden he stops—all-over staring wonder—
A thousand fancies his warm brain surround,
And nail'd, as if by magic, to the ground,
He points towards those fascinating charms
That rous'd the host of passions up in arms.
And sudden halts—grave pond'ring what it means—
Another ensign, taking this for mad,
Upon his supple-jack, deep-marv'ling, leans:
Stops short, and to his eye applies his glass;
To know what stay'd his brother ensign's cantering,
Not dreaming of that eye-catcher, the lass.
Stands in a goodly row the king's red pack:
Except the first, whom Nature's charms in flame,
His nose is properly towards the game.
Doth mark her form, and all her haunts pursue;
Whilst half the silly brushmen of the land,
Contented take the nymph at second-hand;
Imps, who just boast the merit of translators—
Horace's servum pecus—imitators.
ODE X.
Peter jeereth Messieurs Serres and Zoffani, and condemneth Mr. Barret.
I better works than yours have seen;
You'll say, no compliment can well be colder:
Why, as you scarce are in your prime,
And wait the strength'ning hand of time,
I hope that you'll improve as you grow older.
Yet sometimes art thou apt to be unchaste:
Too oft thy pencil, or thy genius flags—
Too oft thy landscapes, bonfires seem to be;
And in thy bustling clouds, methinks I see
The resurrection of old rags.
Suppress thy trash another year;
Nor of thy folly make us say a hard thing—
And lo! those daubs amongst the many,
Painted by Mr. Edward Penny!
They truly are not worth a half a farthing.
ODE XI.
Peter cannonadeth Fashion—Adviseth People to use their own Eyes and Noses; and ordereth what is to be done with a bad Nose.
In favour of the Roman school;
Then hey, for drawing! Raphael and Poussin.
Then hey, for col'ring—Rubens and Vandyke;
And, lo! the Roman is not worth a pin.
Fashion too often makes a monstrous noise,
Bids us, a fickle jade, like fools adore
The poorest trash, the meanest toys.
With greater ease your purse to take,
So Fashion frequently, her point to gain,
Sets up a howl enough to stun a stone,
And fairly picks the pocket of your brain,
That is, if any brain you chance to own.
For not to trust to them, is t'abuse 'em;
As Nature gave them t'ye, you ought to know
The wise old lady meant that you should use 'em;
And yet, what thousands, to our vast surprise,
Of pictures judge by other people's eyes!
To each man's face, we justly may suppose
She meant, that for itself the nose should think,
And judge in matters of perfume and stink;
Not meant it for a mule alone, poor hack!
To bear horn spectacles upon its back—
‘Suppose it cannot smell, what then?’ you'll say.
Fling it away.
ODE XII.
The Lyric Bard groweth witty on Mr. Peters's Angel and Child—and Madam Angelica Kauffman.
A man of Gospel art, and paint,
Thy pencil flames not with poetic fury:
If Heav'n's fair angels are like thine,
Our bucks, I think, O grave divine,
May meet in t'other world the nymphs of Drury.
It boasteth somewhat more of flesh than fire.
The picture, Peters, cannot much adorn ye—
I'm glad though, that the red-fac'd little sinner,
Poor soul! hath made a hearty dinner,
Before it ventur'd on so long a journey.
Her art so sweetly canvass stains!
Her dames so Grecian! give me such delight!
But, were she married to such gentle males
As figure in her painted tales,
I fear she'd find a stupid wedding-night.
ODE XIII.
Peter lasheth the Ladies—He turneth Story-teller. Peter grieveth.
They very frequently my passion raise—
Their charms compensate, scarce, their want of taste.
I heard some damsels fashionably loud;
And thus I give the dialogue that pass'd.
He shall paint me—I am determin'd on it—
Lord! cousin, see! how beautiful the gown!
What charming colours! here's fine lace, here's gauze!
What pretty sprigs the fellow draws!
Lord, cousin! he's the cleverest man in town!’
And here, here's charming green, and red, and blue!
There's a complexion beats the rouge of Warren!
See those red lips, oh la! they seem so nice!
What rosy cheeks then, cousin to entice!—
Compar'd to this, all other heads are carrion.
Painting the Princess Royal, and the Queen:
Pray, don't you think as I do, Coz?
But we'll be painted first, that's poz.’
That pass'd between the pretty misses,
Whilst unobserv'd the glory of our nation,
Close by them hung Sir Joshua's matchless pieces.
Works! that a Titian's hand could form alone—
Works! that a Reubens had been proud to own.
What lately happen'd—therefore a true story.
A STORY.
Walking one afternoon along the Strand,My wond'ring eyes did suddenly expand
Upon a pretty leash of country lasses.
Upon my soul I'm monstrous glad to see ye.’
‘Swinge! Peter, we are glad to meet with you;
We're just to London come—well, pray how be ye?
We're just a going, while 'tis light,
To see St. Paul's before 'tis dark.
Lord! come, for once, be so polite,
And condescend to be our spark.’
‘With all my heart, my angels.’—On we walk'd,
And much of London—much of Cornwall talk'd.
Now did I hug myself to think
How much that glorious structure would surprise;
How from its awful grandeur they would shrink
With open mouths, and marv'ling eyes!
As near to Ludgate-Hill we drew,
St. Paul's just opening on our view,
Behold, my lovely strangers, one and all,
Gave, all at once, a diabolic squawl,
As if they had been tumbled on the stones,
And some confounded cart had crush'd their bones.
After well fright'ning people with their cries,
And sticking to a ribbon-shop their eyes,
They all rush'd in, with sounds enough to stun
And clattering all together, thus begun:—
‘Swinge! here are colours then, to please!
Delightful things, I vow to Heav'n!
Why! not to see such things as these,
We never should have been forgiv'n.
Here, here, are clever things—good Lord!
And, sister, here, upon my word—
Here, here!—look! here are beauties to delight:
Why! how a body's heels might dance
Along from Launceston to Penzance,
Before that one might meet with such a sight!’
‘Come, ladies, 'twill be dark,’ cried I—‘I fear:
Pray let us view St. Paul's, it is so near.’—
Sure! you're a most incurious soul—
Why—we can see the church another day;
Don't be afraid—St. Paul's can't run away.’
Reader,
If e'er thy bosom felt a thought sublime,Drop tears of pity with the man of rhime!
ODE XIV.
Peter disclaimeth Flattery—Describeth the Grand Monarque—and promiseth critical Candour.
I cannot to stupidity pay court—
And swear a face looks sense (the picture puffing)
That boasts no more expression than a muffin.
And think he doth not act amiss;
Although he tells a most confounded lie.
King Lewis leads me into this remark,
Call'd by his people all, le grand Monarque;
A demi-god in every Frenchman's eye.
And then exhibited at the Salon—
At once a courtly critic criticises—
‘Where is the brilliant eye, the charming grace,
The sense profound that marks the royal face;
The soul of Lewis, that so very wise is?’
For furniture the head had never got.
Reader, believe me that this gentleman
Was form'd on nature's very homely plan.—
His mouth abroad in seeming wonder lost,
As if its meaning had given up the ghost:
His eye far duller than a leaden bullet;
Nature so slighting the poor royal nob,
As if she bargain'd for it by the job.
Both gentlefolks of high condition,
Think it worth while to send their faces forth,
To stare amidst the Royal Exhibition—
To compliment those mighty people's polls:
I scorn to pass unfair, and cruel strictures,
By asking for the graces, or their souls.
ODE XV.
Peter praiseth Mr. Stubbs, and administereth wholesome Advice—Surpriseth Mr. Hone with a Compliment—Concludeth with suspecting the Ingratitude of the Royal Academicians.
And eke thy dogs, to nature true:
Let modern artists match thee if they can;
Such animals thy genius suit—
Then stick, I beg thee, to the brute,
And meddle not with woman, nor with man.
In portrait thou'rt as much alone,
As in his landscape stands th' unrival'd Claude—
Of pictures I have seen enough,
Most vile, most execrable stuff!
But none so bad as thine, I vow to God.
Sublime I've sung to artists royal—
With labour-pains the Muse hath sore been torn!
And yet each academic face,
I fear me, hath not got the grace
To smile upon the bantling, now 'tis born.
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