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To ye Tune that peg's gone ouer ye sea with a soldr.

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  • O all yee young ladies of merry England 1 (1)
  • That haue been to kisse ye Dutches hand 2 (2)
  • I pray you enquire ye next time you goe 3 (3)
  • for a noble Italian calld seignior Dildo. 4 (4)
  • 2
  • This seignior Dildoe was ye cheife of ye Traine 5 (5)
  • That came to conduct her ouer ye Maine 6 (6)
  • I could not in conscience but let you all knowe 7 (7)
  • The Happy arriuall of signior Dildoe 8 (8)
  • 3
  • A<t> ye signe of ye crosse in St James-street 9 (9)
  • When next you endeauour to make yr selfe sweat[7] 10 (10)
  • By Buying of powder Gloues Essence or soe 11 (11)
  • You may chance get a sight of signior Dildoe 12 (12)
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  • Youle take him at first for noe person of Note 13 (13)
  • Because hee'l appeare in a plaine leather Coate 14 (14)
  • But when you his Vertuous abilities knowe 15 (15)
  • Youle fall doune & Worship this signior Dildoe 16 (16)
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  • This signior dwelt once with ye Countesse of Ralph 17 (29)
  • & from all ye fierce[8] Harry's preserued her safe 18 (30)
  • She had almost smother'd Him under her pillowe 19 (31)
  • 'Tis a Barbarous Nation quoth signior Dildoe 20 (32)
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  • My Lady Southaske Heauen prosper her fort 21 (17)
  • first cloathed Him in satin & sent him to Court 22 (18)
  • When scarse in ye Circle his face he durst shew 23 (19)
  • Soe modest a Youth was this signior Dildoe. 24 (20)
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  • My good Lady suffolk thinking noe harme 25 (21)
  • Had hid this poore stranger under her Arme 26 (22)
  • Lady Betty by chance came this secret to know 27 (23)
  • & from her owne Mother stool signior Dildoe 28 (24)
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  • Her Dutifull daughter whom dearly she loued 29 (24.1)
  • with teares in her Eyes shee gently reproued 30 (24.2)
  • O lamentable Betty why did you doe soe 31 (24.3)
  • I prethee restore me my signior Dildoe. 32 (24.4)

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  • pray pardon me Madam quoth Lady Betty. 33 (24.5)
  • I'me not such an Asse as you take me to bee 34 (24.6)
  • for all yo're my mother Il haue you to know 35 (24.7)
  • You shall giue me a prick or I'le keep your Dildoe 36 (24.8)
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  • St Albans with wrinkles & smiles in his face 37 (57)
  • Whose kindnes to strangers becomes his High place 38 (58)
  • In coach & six Horses is gone to pergoe 39 (59)
  • to take ye fresh aire with signior Dildoe 40 (60)
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  • The Maidens of Honor rood to ye sea side 41 (36.1)
  • In comely behauiour to meet ye new Bride 42 (36.2)
  • Wh<e>re noe on regarded poore Prince Rinaldoe 43 (36.3)
  • But all fell a scratching for signior Dildoe 44 (36.4)
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  • Red Howard Red Sheldon & Temple soe tall 45 (49)
  • Complain of his Absence thus long from whitehall 46 (50)
  • But Sir Barnard has promised a journey to Goe 47 (51)
  • & bring back his Contriman signior Dildoe 48 (52)
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  • Doll Howard no more with his Highnes shall range 49 (53)
  • Wee'l profer her therefore this Civill exchange 50 (54)
  • Her teeth being rotten she smells best belowe 51 (55)
  • & needs must be fitter for signior Dildoe 52 (56)
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  • The Dutches of late hath heard a report 53 (56.1)
  • That Catzo had Divers intreagues in ye Court 54 (56.2)
  • To preserue her maids from him has order'd it soe 55 (56.3)
  • That each Maid of Honor should haue signior Dildoe 56 (56.4)
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  • This signior is sound safe ready & Dumbe 57 (73)
  • As euer was Candle finger or Thumbe 58 (74)
  • Then away with these Nastie deuices to show 59 (75)
  • How you'le rate ye Just Merits of signior Dildoe 60 (76)
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  • If he were but well used by ye Citizen fopps 61 (61)
  • Hee'd keep their fine wiues from ye foremen of ye shops 62 (62)
  • But ye rascall<s> deserue their Hornes should still growe 63 (63)
  • For burning ye Pope & his Nephew Dildoe 64 (64)
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  • When steward & Harvy doe meet & debate 65 (64.1)
  • In private of mighty affaires of ye state 66 (64.2)
  • They alwaies admitt to make up ye Junto 67 (64.3)
  • A trustie Butler & signior Dildoe 68 (64.4)

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  • Tom Killegrews wife ye faire flower of dort 69 (65)
  • At ye sight of this stranger did boeth fart & <s>nort 70 (66)
  • & more of her Ciuill Dutch breeding to showe 71 (67)
  • Cry'ed Welcome to Ningland Myn heer Van Dildoe 72 (68)
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  • He Ciuilly went to ye Cockpit on night 73 (69)
  • & offerd his seruice to faire Mm Knight 74 (70)
  • Quoth she I intreague it with Captaine Catzo 75 (71)
  • Your Nose in mine Arse then quoth signior Dildoe 76 (72)
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  • Lord Almoner Howard a Tu Quoque of Rome 77 (28.25)
  • Doth usher in all ye young Ladies that Come 78 (28.26)
  • & if that Italian they chance not to knowe 79 (28.27)
  • He interprets between them & signior Dildoe 80 (28.28)
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  • He hath ma<n>y preferments in church & in state 81 (28.29)
  • For he gouerns ye Conscience of gracious Queen Kate 82 (28.30)
  • & Though in ye pulpit his parts he nere showe 83 (28.31)
  • He is father Confessor to signior Dildoe 84 (28.32)
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  • Our Delicate Dutchesses haue got a Trick 85 (33)
  • To be fond of a fool for ye sake of his Prick 86 (34)
  • How ye fopps were undone if their Graces did knowe 87 (35)
  • The discretion & Vigour of signior Dildoe 88 (36)
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  • The stiffe stalking lord with his hugh limber prick 89 (40.1)
  • Has shut himselfe up & pretends to be sick 90 (40.2)
  • Cause Cleauland resolues ye King shall Bestowe 91 (40.3)
  • Her son Eustans Blew ribbon on signior Dildoe 92 (40.4)
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  • A Number of prick<s> who were welcome before 93 (81)
  • Being snubed by ye porter & shut out of Dore 94 (82)
  • Maliciously waited his comeing to knowe 95 (83)
  • & inhumanly set upon signior Dildoe. 96 (84)
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  • From this barbarous rabble this stranger did fly 97 (85)
  • All along the palmall they follow full cry 98 (86)
  • The weomen concerned out of euery Window 99 (87)
  • Cryed Oh for God sake saue Signior Dildoe 100 (88)
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  • But my good Lady Sandes burst into a laughter 101 (89)
  • To see how ye Ballocks came wambling after — 102 (90)
  • & had not their weight o're headed ye foe 103 (91)
  • In deed 'thad gone hard with signior Dildoe 104 (92)

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  • Lord Newport who with his old sencelesse laugh 105 (92.01)
  • To Brunkard & Denham owes his white staffe 106 (92.02)
  • Will still be a fumbling but Howard Cries oh 107 (92.03)
  • Let alone your weak prick giue me ye Dildoe 108 (92.04)
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  • In to Yorke house at last for protection he fleed 109 (92.1)
  • He knew himselfe safe with a Nation well bread 110 (92.2)
  • & ye Count d'Gramount by ye Marques de Angeau 111 (92.3)
  • To his Countesse at paris sent Signior Dildoe 112 (92.4)