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or, Collins's Doggerel Dish Of All Sorts. Consisting of Songs Adapted to familiar Tunes, And which may be sung without the Chaunterpipe of an Italian Warbler, or the ravishing Accompaniments of Tweedle-Dum or Tweedle-Dee. Particularly those which have been most applauded in the author's once popular performance, call'd, The Brush. The Gallimaufry garnished with a variety of comic tales, quaint epigrams, whimsical epitaphs, &c. &c. [by John Collins]
 

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THE HEARTY OLD ODD FELLOW.— A Song.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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THE HEARTY OLD ODD FELLOW.— A Song.

While with Health on one Hand, and Content on the other,
I enjoy a Companion and Friend,
That leave me no Cares nor Vexations to smother,
Which oft on poor Mortals attend;
And while I reflect, that, with Doctor and Drug,
But few have through Life brush'd so well,—O!
I give Thanks that with Time I've so long stood the Tug,
Still a hearty and sound old Odd Fellow!
The Blessings of Youth I enjoy'd while I held 'em,
Though Life's but a short fleeting Day;
And Mortals are pleas'd with its Ev'ning but seldom,
Yet I'll welcome its last parting Ray;
And though Time in my Face its deep Furrows may plow,
And the Bloom on my Cheek may turn Yellow,
Discontent he shall never see perch'd on the Brow
Of a hearty old honest Odd Fellow!
We know that fine Words may be founded in Fiction,
And with Friends 'tis too often the Case;
Yet if ever I meet an old Friend in Affliction,
May I never put on a new Face;
Nor a Stranger distrest pass unfeelingly by,
While his Tale to the Winds he may tell—O!
But brush off if I can, the big Tear from his Eye,
Like a hearty old honest Odd Fellow!
And while thus through Life I brush on strange and oddly,
When the Book of my Failings I scan,
'Tis my Wish, by Reform, ere I under the Sod lie,
To brush them all off if I can:
And when the green Grass shall, like Thatch, overspread
The low Roof where at last I must dwell—O!
May each Friend left behind, 'till he spins his last Thread,
Prove a hearty old honest Odd Fellow!