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or, Collins's Doggerel Dish Of All Sorts. Consisting of Songs Adapted to familiar Tunes, And which may be sung without the Chaunterpipe of an Italian Warbler, or the ravishing Accompaniments of Tweedle-Dum or Tweedle-Dee. Particularly those which have been most applauded in the author's once popular performance, call'd, The Brush. The Gallimaufry garnished with a variety of comic tales, quaint epigrams, whimsical epitaphs, &c. &c. [by John Collins]
 

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EPITAPH,

On a poor provincial Actor; who though he was for many Years the Tragedy Drudge of the N--- Company, was at the Age of Sixty-five discarded by his Manager, and left to finish his Days in the Workhouse!

Here lies a poor old worn-out Blade,
Who, living, toil'd like any Turk:
Yet never work'd but when he play'd,
As playing was his only Work!
By Playhouse Work, till past Threescore,
He liv'd, unheeding Time or Tide;
And then, shut out from Playhouse Door,
The Vet'ran in a Workhouse died!
Thus, though in War, he blaz'd, like Mars,
And shin'd in Love, like bright Adonis;
His Exit proves,—'Twas all a Farce.—
Sic transit Gloria Histrionis!