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or, Collins's Doggerel Dish Of All Sorts. Consisting of Songs Adapted to familiar Tunes, And which may be sung without the Chaunterpipe of an Italian Warbler, or the ravishing Accompaniments of Tweedle-Dum or Tweedle-Dee. Particularly those which have been most applauded in the author's once popular performance, call'd, The Brush. The Gallimaufry garnished with a variety of comic tales, quaint epigrams, whimsical epitaphs, &c. &c. [by John Collins]
 

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THE AUTHOR's FAVORITE SALLY, A Song.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

THE AUTHOR's FAVORITE SALLY, A Song.

The Bard who glows with Grub-street fire,
In Sally's praise profuse is,
But know, the Sally I admire,
'Tis Wit alone produces;
Sweet sprightly Sylph, 'tis thee I mean,
Then stand not shilly-shally,
But as thou art my Fancy's Queen,
Ne'er let me want a Sally!
'Tis true, we're told in prose and rhyme,
“A Wit is but a feather,”
But let me lightly mount sublime,
While grovelings hug their tether;
Then, like the lark, I'll soar and sing,
While from the sordid valley,
The clod-sprung earthworm ne'er takes wing,
Nor e'er enjoys a Sally!
Sallies of wit, where wisdom rules,
Are gladsome, gamesome gay things,
But those who sport with pointed tools,
Shou'd handle well their playthings;
Then, haply, when the stroke offends,
No longer prone to rally,
I'll silence keep, to keep my friends,
And check the sportive Sally!

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And as old Time speeds on apace,
His sport and prey to make us,
With hasty strides, and hot-foot chace,
Determin'd to o'ertake us;
When from the sally-port of Life,
We rush to close Life's tally;
Releas'd from cank'ring care and strife,
Triumphant be our Sally!