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BORN LEADERS OF MEN
Tuckerton Tamerlane Morey Mahosh
Is a statesman of world-wide fame,
With a notable knack at rhetorical bosh
To glorify somebody's name—
Somebody chosen by Tuckerton's masters
To succor the country from divers disasters
Portentous to Mr. Mahosh.
Is a statesman of world-wide fame,
With a notable knack at rhetorical bosh
To glorify somebody's name—
Somebody chosen by Tuckerton's masters
To succor the country from divers disasters
Portentous to Mr. Mahosh.
Percy O'Halloran Tarpy Cabee
Is in the political swim.
He cares not a button for men, not he:
Great principles captivate him—
Principles cleverly cut out and fitted
To Percy's capacity, duly admitted
And fought for by Mr. Cabee.
Is in the political swim.
He cares not a button for men, not he:
Great principles captivate him—
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To Percy's capacity, duly admitted
And fought for by Mr. Cabee.
Drusus Tum Swinnerton Porfer Fitzurse
Holds office the most of his life.
For men nor for principles cares he a curse
But much for his neighbor's wife.
The Ship of State leaks, but he doesn't pump any—
Messrs. Mahosh, Cabee & Company
Pump for good Mr. Fitzurse.
Holds office the most of his life.
For men nor for principles cares he a curse
But much for his neighbor's wife.
The Ship of State leaks, but he doesn't pump any—
Messrs. Mahosh, Cabee & Company
Pump for good Mr. Fitzurse.
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