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ONE AND ONE ARE TWO
The trumpet sounded and the dead
Came forth from earth and ocean,
And Pickering arose and sped
Aloft with wabbling motion.
Came forth from earth and ocean,
And Pickering arose and sped
Aloft with wabbling motion.
“What makes him fly lop-sided?” cried
A soul of the elected.
“One ear was wax,” a rogue replied,
“And isn't resurrected.”
A soul of the elected.
“One ear was wax,” a rogue replied,
“And isn't resurrected.”
Below him on the pitted plain,
By his abandoned hollow,
His hair and teeth tried all in vain
The rest of him to follow.
By his abandoned hollow,
His hair and teeth tried all in vain
The rest of him to follow.
Saint Peter, seeing him ascend,
Came forward to the wicket,
And said: “My mutilated friend,
I'll thank you for your ticket.”
Came forward to the wicket,
And said: “My mutilated friend,
I'll thank you for your ticket.”
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“The Call,” said Pickering, his hand
To reach the latch extended.
Said Peter, affable and bland:
“The free-list is suspended—
To reach the latch extended.
Said Peter, affable and bland:
“The free-list is suspended—
“What claim have you that's valid here?”
That ancient villifier
Reflected; then, with look austere,
Replied: “I am a liar.”
That ancient villifier
Reflected; then, with look austere,
Replied: “I am a liar.”
Said Peter: “That is simple, neat
And candid Anglo-Saxon,
But—well, come in, and take a seat
Up there by Colonel Jackson.”
And candid Anglo-Saxon,
But—well, come in, and take a seat
Up there by Colonel Jackson.”
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