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MR. FEATHERNEST, MR. VAMP, MR. KILLTHEDEAD, MR. PAPERSTAMP, AND MR. ANYSIDE ANTIJACK.

QUINTETTO.

RECITATIVE. MR. PAPERSTAMP.
Jack Horner's Christmas pie my learned nurse
Interpreted to mean the public purse.
From thence a plum he drew. O happy Horner!
Who would not be ensconced in thy snug corner?

THE FIVE.
While round the public board all eagerly we linger,
For what we can get we will try, try, try:
And we'll all have a finger, a finger, a finger,
We'll all have a finger in the Christmas pie.

MR. FEATHERNEST.
By my own poetic laws, I'm a dealer in applause
For those who don't deserve it, but will buy, buy, buy:
So round the court I linger, and thus I get a finger,
A finger, finger, finger in the Christmas pie.

THE FIVE.
And we'll all have a finger, a finger, a finger,
We'll all have a finger in the Christmas pie.

MR. VAMP.
My share of pie to win, I will dash through thick and thin,
And philosophy and liberty shall fly, fly, fly:
And truth and taste shall know, that their everlasting foe
Has a finger, finger, finger in the Christmas pie.

THE FIVE.
And we'll all have a finger, a finger, a finger,
We'll all have a finger in the Christmas pie.

MR. KILLTHEDEAD.
I'll make my verses rattle with the din of war and battle,
For war doth increase sa-la-ry, ry, ry:
And I'll shake the public ears with the triumph of Algiers,
And thus I'll get a finger in the Christmas pie.

THE FIVE.
And we'll all have a finger, a finger, a finger,
We'll all have a finger in the Christmas pie.

MR. PAPERSTAMP.
And while you thrive by ranting, I'll try my luck at canting,
And scribble verse and prose all so dry, dry, dry:
And Mystic's patent smoke public intellect shall choke,
And we'll all have a finger in the Christmas pie.

THE FIVE.
We'll all have a finger, a finger, a finger,
We'll all have a finger in the Christmas pie.

MR. ANYSIDE ANTIJACK.
My tailor is so clever, that my coat will turn for ever,
And take any colour you can dye, dye, dye:
For all my earthly wishes are among the loaves and fishes,
And to have my little finger in the Christmas pie.

THE FIVE.
And we'll all have a finger, a finger, a finger,
We'll all have a finger in the Christmas pie.