Stultifera Navis or, The Modern Ship of Fools [by S. W. H. Ireland] |
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OF FOOLS THAT DO OTHER MEN'S BUSINESS,
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SECTION XXIX. OF FOOLS THAT DO OTHER MEN'S BUSINESS, AND NEGLECT THEIR OWN.
So vastly fond of men's commending,
So prone at all times to be civil,
As to enact the thing that's evil.
Yet, when they thus the point attain,
And by their loss cause others' gain,
The world at large pursues one rule,
Forgets the favour and the fool .
Of time thus idly dissipated;
Yet none so well suits my reflection,
As busy fools at an Election :
Who think themselves the bless'd of fate,
In dining with the candidate;
Who, when return'd, pursues one rule,
For place discarding rights and fool.
Of ills oft rise a coalition;
Who would be others' work pursuing.
'Tis then his quondam friends turn tail,
And he who serv'd 'em rots in gaol;
Where, though too late, he learns this rule,
Who serves all but himself's—a fool.
L'ENVOY OF THE FOET.
None is so able favours to bestow,As he whose labour gains the promis'd end;
By industry thus teaching men to know,
Who serves himself, can others' wants befriend.
THE POET'S CHORUS TO FOOLS.
Come, trim the boat, row on each Rara Avis,Crowds flock to man my Stultifera Navis.
These are a silly tribe of ideots, who find their own concerns in life so vastly smooth, that they must needs meddle in the puddle of other men's disquietudes and follies, which are thereby very frequently transferred from the back of the sufferer to that of the fool who would be meddling; but that the reader may not say that I adduce facts without a proof, let me only ask him if he ever affixed his name to a promissory note for a distressed friend, without having himself to honour it, and on his reply will I ground my position. Let it not, however, be understood, that I mean to render every man selfish, and a niggard of his kindness, for such is by no means my intention; on the contrary, no man should withhold from extending his hand to support the falling, so long as he can conscientiously say, he neither injures himself or those connected with him: but it is to the stupid fool I would speak, who, discarding every rational caution, will, in despite of reason, clap his neck into the halter.
The folly of electioneering fools is, perhaps, of all others, the most conspicuous, for not only time is lost, to the prejudice of the man's family who embarks in this species of servitude, but he generally bestows his labour on one, whose first step will be to barter the liberty of his constituents for a place or a pension.
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