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164

PLUMB-PUDDING.

A Fable.

Two Boys at Christmas Dinner plac'd,
The board a large Plumb-Pudding grac'd;
Their plates well heap'd they glad survey,
But each indulg'd a diff'rent way:
Jack, who was greedy of the plumbs,
First pick'd them out, then lick'd his thumbs;
He eat, and said—“'Twas special good:”
His plumbs devour'd—The remnant food
Quite plain, now prov'd a worthless store;
He tasted, but cou'd eat no more;
The sweets had spoil'd his relish quite,
Pudding unplumb'd gives no delight;
And to acquire more plumbs unable,
Hungry, he crying left the table.
With much more caution Dick proceeds,
And on the plumbless portion feeds;
His feast determin'd to conclude
With plumbs, that rich, delicious food;
But when the plain was swallow'd, Dick
Had eat so much, he was quite sick;
His appetite, alas, was flown,
And ev'n for plumbs his relish gone:
Like Tantalus he view'd his store—
And cry'd—for he cou'd hold no more;
And what he'd sav'd with miser care,
A better appetite must heir.

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He who his plumbs unmix'd destroys,
Will soon regret his short-liv'd joys;
While He who keeps 'em for the last,
Too late will mourn a blunted taste:
Then let us take the plain with sweet,
And like good boys our pudding eat,
Just as 'tis cut us from above,
Nor Prodigals or Misers prove.