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Saratoga in 1901

Landon, Melville D. (1839-1910)
  
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PREFACE
  
CONTENTS

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UP THE HUDSON Off for Saratoga!
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Saratoga Preparing for the Great Race
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TRAVERS'S JOKE.
  
PHILOSOPHY.
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CONGRESS SPRING. SARATOGA.
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RACES.—FUN.—PERSONAL.
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Love and geography.
  
GINX.
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THE BLOOD OF HARRY LEE.
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GENERAL SHERMAN TALKS.
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FUN BETWEEN THE HOUSES.
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SPRINKLED.—NEW SPRING.—JESSIE CRANE.
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SARATOGA TURNOUTS.
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MOON ON THE LAKE.
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SARATOGA GOSSIP.
  
SARATOGA.
  
LEVITY AT THE CLARENDON.
  
JOKE.
  
BY THUNDER!
  
GROESBECK ON THE WAR PATH.
  
SELF-MADE MEN.
  
MADE HIMSELF.
  
“POKER”
  
THE FIRST MASQUERADE.
  
MASQUERADE GENERALLY.
  
BROWN'S BOYS.
  
THE PIRATES!
  
ANCIENT HENRY.
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CONGRESS SPRING.
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TRUTH CRUSHED TO EARTH!
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ELI PERKINS' SERMON.
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SARATOGA AMUSEMENTS.
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PICTURES
  
LOVE IN A GRAVEYARD.
  
EPITAPHS.
  
THE EFFECT OF THE SNAKE STORY.—A JOKE.
  
SARKASUM
  
THAT HORRIBLE BUCK!
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REV. ELI PERKINS.
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FLIRTING
  
MEYERS AND THE CEDAR BLUFF.
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GRAND HOP AT THE CLARENDON.
  
KISSES.
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GRAND SOCIAL CONGRESS.
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A CHRISTIAN ACT.
  
COL. FISK OF THE 9TH.
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FASHIONABLE SOCIETY AT THE CIRCUS.
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JOKE THE OUT EVERYBODY SOLD.
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SARATOGA CROWDS!
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MR. PERKINS GOES TO THE CLARENDON.
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Clarendon.
  
JOSH BILLINGS INTERVIEWED.
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MR. PERKINS MOURNS BECAUSE HE DOES NOT DANCE THE ROUND DANCES.
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ECLIPSE OF THE GAS WORKS.
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THE GREAT SCANDAL CASES. BARONS AND JUDGES IMPLICATED.
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SARATOGA INDIAN STORY. LENA AND ORONTA DISAPPEAR IN CONGRESS SPRING.
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THE DEFEAT OF LONGFELLOW. THE BREAKING OF OLD JOHN HARPER'S HEART.
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ELI CRAZY ON STATISTICS. MULTIPLICATION, ADDITION, AND SUBTRACTION.
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THE BATTLE OF SARATOGA,
  
THE PERKINS' FAMILY.
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SARATOGA IN 1901. ELI AN OLD MAN.
  
NEW YORK IN 1901. FASHION'S CHANGES.
  
GOING TO PARTIES IN 1901
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CANT WORDS IN 1901.
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SARATOGA AGAIN IN 1901.
  
VALE!
  
HOME AGAIN.
  
NEW YORK AT BALL & BLACK'S.
  
ELI CONFESSES HIS SINS.
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FIFTH HEAVENUE FLIRTING.
  
NEW YEAR'S CALLS.
  
ALBERT AND JULIA.

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BROWN'S BOYS.

A gentleman to-day said Fejee Islanders were called Cannibals
because they live off of other people.

“Then I have three Cannibals at my house on Madison
Avenue,” said a rich old father-in-law, “for I have three Browns-Boy
sons-in-law, who live off of me.

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