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Saratoga in 1901

Landon, Melville D. (1839-1910)
  
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PREFACE
  
CONTENTS

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UP THE HUDSON Off for Saratoga!
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Saratoga Preparing for the Great Race
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TRAVERS'S JOKE.
  
PHILOSOPHY.
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CONGRESS SPRING. SARATOGA.
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RACES.—FUN.—PERSONAL.
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Love and geography.
  
GINX.
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THE BLOOD OF HARRY LEE.
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GENERAL SHERMAN TALKS.
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FUN BETWEEN THE HOUSES.
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SPRINKLED.—NEW SPRING.—JESSIE CRANE.
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SARATOGA TURNOUTS.
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MOON ON THE LAKE.
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SARATOGA GOSSIP.
  
SARATOGA.
  
LEVITY AT THE CLARENDON.
  
JOKE.
  
BY THUNDER!
  
GROESBECK ON THE WAR PATH.
  
SELF-MADE MEN.
  
MADE HIMSELF.
  
“POKER”
  
THE FIRST MASQUERADE.
  
MASQUERADE GENERALLY.
  
BROWN'S BOYS.
  
THE PIRATES!
  
ANCIENT HENRY.
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CONGRESS SPRING.
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TRUTH CRUSHED TO EARTH!
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ELI PERKINS' SERMON.
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SARATOGA AMUSEMENTS.
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PICTURES
  
LOVE IN A GRAVEYARD.
  
EPITAPHS.
  
THE EFFECT OF THE SNAKE STORY.—A JOKE.
  
SARKASUM
  
THAT HORRIBLE BUCK!
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REV. ELI PERKINS.
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FLIRTING
  
MEYERS AND THE CEDAR BLUFF.
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GRAND HOP AT THE CLARENDON.
  
KISSES.
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GRAND SOCIAL CONGRESS.
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A CHRISTIAN ACT.
  
COL. FISK OF THE 9TH.
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FASHIONABLE SOCIETY AT THE CIRCUS.
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JOKE THE OUT EVERYBODY SOLD.
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SARATOGA CROWDS!
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MR. PERKINS GOES TO THE CLARENDON.
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Clarendon.
  
JOSH BILLINGS INTERVIEWED.
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MR. PERKINS MOURNS BECAUSE HE DOES NOT DANCE THE ROUND DANCES.
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ECLIPSE OF THE GAS WORKS.
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THE GREAT SCANDAL CASES. BARONS AND JUDGES IMPLICATED.
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SARATOGA INDIAN STORY. LENA AND ORONTA DISAPPEAR IN CONGRESS SPRING.
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THE DEFEAT OF LONGFELLOW. THE BREAKING OF OLD JOHN HARPER'S HEART.
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ELI CRAZY ON STATISTICS. MULTIPLICATION, ADDITION, AND SUBTRACTION.
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THE BATTLE OF SARATOGA,
  
THE PERKINS' FAMILY.
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SARATOGA IN 1901. ELI AN OLD MAN.
  
NEW YORK IN 1901. FASHION'S CHANGES.
  
GOING TO PARTIES IN 1901
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CANT WORDS IN 1901.
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SARATOGA AGAIN IN 1901.
  
VALE!
  
HOME AGAIN.
  
NEW YORK AT BALL & BLACK'S.
  
ELI CONFESSES HIS SINS.
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FIFTH HEAVENUE FLIRTING.
  
NEW YEAR'S CALLS.
  
ALBERT AND JULIA.

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JOKE.

The Congress Hall guests were talking about patriotic music
this evening, when some one suggested that Bernstein be requested
to play the national airs. A lady in the house, whose
husband loves her more before people than elsewhere, said she
didn't want “Hail Columbia” with the rest, as her husband
frequently gave her hail Columbia up-stairs!

Every body was frightened

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