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CHAPTER XXIX. MR. ABEL NEWT, GRAND STREET.
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29. CHAPTER XXIX.
MR. ABEL NEWT, GRAND STREET.

As the world returned to town and the late autumnal festivities
began, the handsome person and self-possessed style
of Mr. Abel Newt became the fashion. Invitations showered
upon him. Mrs. Dagon proclaimed every where that there
had been nobody so fascinating since the days of the brilliant
youth of Aaron Burr, whom she declared that she well remembered,
and added, that if she could say it without blushing,
or if any reputable woman ought to admit such things, she
should confess that in her younger days she had received
flowers and even notes from that fascinating man.

“I don't deny, my dears, that he was a naughty man. But
I can tell you one thing, all the naughty men are not in disgrace
yet, though he is. And, if you please, Miss Fanny, with
all your virtuous sniffs, dear, and all your hugging of men in
waltzing, darling, Colonel Burr was not sent to Coventry because
he was naughty. He might have been naughty all the
days of his life, and Mrs. Jacob Van Boozenberg and the rest
of 'em would have been quite as glad to have him at their
houses. No, no, dears, society doesn't punish men for being


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naughty—only women. I am older than you, and I have observed
that society likes spice in character. It doesn't harm
a man to have stories told about him.”

No ball was complete without Abel Newt. Ladies, meditating
parties, engaged him before they issued a single invitation.
At dinners he was sparkling and agreeable, with tact
enough not to extinguish the other men, who yet felt his superiority
and did not half like it. They imitated his manner;
but what was ease or gilded assurance in him was open insolence,
or assurance with the gilt rubbed off, in them. The
charm and secret of his manner lay in an utter devotion, which
said to every woman, “There's not a woman in the world who
can resist me, except you. Have you the heart to do it?”
Of course this manner was assisted by personal magnetism and
beauty. Wilkes said he was only half an hour behind the
handsomest man in the world. But he would never have
overtaken him if the handsome man had been Wilkes.

In his dress Abel was costly and elegant. With the other
men of his day, he read “Pelham” with an admiration of which
his life was the witness. Pelham was the Byronic hero made
practicable, purged of romance, and adapted to society. Mr.
Newt, Jun., was one of a small but influential set of young
men about town who did all they could to repair the misfortune
of being born Americans, by imitating the habits of foreign
life.

It was presently clear to him that residence under the parental
roof was incompatible with the habits of a strictly fashionable
man.

“There are hours, you know, mother, and habits, which
make a separate lodging much more agreeable to all parties.
I have friends to smoke, or to drink a glass of punch, or to
play a game of whist; and we must sing, and laugh, and make
a noise, as young men will, which is not seemly for the paternal
mansion, mother mine.” With which he took his admiring
mother airily under the chin and kissed her—not having mentioned
every reason which made a separate residence desirable.


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So Abel Newt hired a pleasant set of rooms in Grand Street,
near Broadway, in the neighborhood of other youth of the
right set. He furnished them sumptuously, with the softest
carpets, the most luxurious easy-chairs, the most costly curtains,
and pretty, bizarre little tables, and bureaus, and shelves.
Various engravings hung upon the walls; a profile-head of Bulwer,
with a large Roman nose and bushy whiskers, and one of
his Majesty George IV., in that famous cloak which Lord Chesterfield
bought at the sale of his Majesty's wardrobe for eleven
hundred dollars, and of which the sable lining alone originally
cost four thousand dollars. Then there were little vases, and
boxes, and caskets standing upon all possible places, with a
rare flower in some one of them often, sent by some kind dowager
who wished to make sure of Abel at a dinner or a select
soiree. Pipes, of course, and boxes of choice cigars, were
at hand, and in a convenient closet such a beautiful set of English
cut glass for the use of a gentleman!

It was no wonder that the rooms of Abel Newt became a
kind of club-room and elegant lounge for the gay gentlemen
about town. He even gave little dinners there to quiet parties,
sometimes including two or three extremely vivacious
and pretty, as well as fashionably dressed, young women,
whom he was not in the habit of meeting in society, but who
were known quite familiarly to Abel and his friends.

Upon other occasions these little dinners took place out of
town, whither the gentlemen drove alone in their buggies by
daylight, and, meeting the ladies there, had the pleasure of
driving them back to the city in the evening. The “buggy”
of Abel's day was an open gig without a top, very easy upon
its springs, but dangerous with stumbling horses. The drive
was along the old Boston road, and the rendezvous, Cato's—
Cato Alexander's—near the present shot-tower. If the gentlemen
returned alone, they finished the evening at Benton's,
in Ann Street, where they played a game of billiards; or at
Thiel's retired rooms over the celebrated Stewart's, opposite
the Park, where they indulged in faro. Abel Newt lost and


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won his money with careless grace—always a little glad when
he won, for somebody had to pay for all this luxurious life.

Boniface Newt remonstrated. His son was late at the office
in the morning. He drew large sums to meet his large
expenses. Several times, instead of instantly filling out the
checks as Abel directed, the book-keeper had delayed, and
said casually to Mr. Newt during Abel's absence at lunch,
which was usually prolonged, that he supposed it was all right
to fill up a check of that amount to Mr. Abel's order? Mr.
Boniface Newt replied, in a dogged way, that he supposed it
was.

But one day when the sum had been large, and the paternal
temper more than usually ruffled, he addressed the junior partner
upon his return from lunch and his noontide glass with his
friends at the Washington Hotel, to the effect that matters
were going on much too rapidly.

“To what matters do you allude, father?” inquired Mr.
Abel, with composure, as he picked his teeth with one hand,
and surveyed a cigar which he held in the other.

“I mean, Sir, that you are spending a great deal too much
money.”

“Why, how is that, Sir?” asked his son, as he called to the
boy in the outer office to bring him a light.

“By Heavens! Abel, you're enough to make a man crazy!
Here I have put you into my business, over the heads of the
clerks who are a hundred-fold better fitted for it than you;
and you not only come down late and go away early, and destroy
all kind of discipline by smoking and lounging, but you
don't manifest the slightest interest in the business; and, above
all, you are living at a frightfully ruinous rate! Yes, Sir, ruinous!
How do you suppose I can pay, or that the business
can pay, for such extravagance?”

Abel smoked calmly during this energetic discourse, and
blew little rings from his mouth, which he watched with interest
as they melted in the air.

“Certain things are inevitable, father.”


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His parent, frowning and angry, growled at him as he made
this remark, and muttered,

“Well, suppose they are.”

“Now, father,” replied his son, with great composure, “let
us proceed calmly. Why should we pretend not to see what
is perfectly plain? Business nowadays proceeds by credit.
Credit is based upon something, or the show of something. It
is represented by a bank-bill. Here now—” And he opened
his purse leisurely and drew out a five-dollar note of the Bank
of New York, “here is a promise to pay five dollars—in gold
or silver, of course. Do you suppose that the Bank of New
York has gold and silver enough to pay all those promises it
has issued? Of course not.”

Abel knocked off the ash from his cigar, and took a long
contemplative whiff, as if he were about making a plunge into
views even more profound. Mr. Newt, half pleased with the
show of philosophy, listened with less frowning brows.

“Well, now, if by some hocus-pocus the Bank of New York
hadn't a cent in coin at this moment, it could redeem the few
claims that might be made upon it by borrowing, could it not?”

Mr. Newt shook his head affirmatively.

“And, in fine, if it were entirely bankrupt, it could still do
a tremendous business for a very considerable time, could it
not?”

Mr. Newt assented.

“And the managers, who knew it to be so, would have
plenty of time to get off before an explosion, if they wanted
to?”

“Abel, what do you mean?” inquired his father.

The young man was still placidly blowing rings of smoke
from his mouth, and answered:

“Nothing terrible. Don't be alarmed. It is only an illustration
of the practical value of credit, showing how it covers
a retreat, so to speak. Do you see the moral, father?”

“No; certainly not. I see no moral at all.”

“Why, suppose that nobody wanted to retreat, but that


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the Bank was only to be carried over a dangerous place, then
credit is a bridge, isn't it? If it were out of money, it could
live upon its credit until it got the money back again.”

“Clearly,” answered Mr. Newt.

“And if it extended its operations, it would acquire even
more credit?”

“Yes.”

“Because people, believing in the solvency of the Bank,
would suppose that it extended itself because it had more
means?”

“Yes.”

“And would not feel any dust in their eyes?”

“No,” said Mr. Newt, following his son closely.

“Well, then; don't you see?”

“No, I don't see,” replied the father; “that is, I don't see
what you mean.”

“Why, father, look here! I come into your business. The
fact is known. People look. There's no whisper against the
house. We extend ourselves; we live liberally, but we pay
the bills. Every body says, `Newt & Son are doing a thumping
business.' Perhaps we are—perhaps we are not. We
are crossing the bridge of credit. Before people know that
we have been living up to our incomes—quite up, father dear”
—Mr. Newt frowned an entire assent—“we have plenty of
money!”

“How, in Heaven's name!” cried Boniface Newt, springing
up, and in so loud a tone that the clerks looked in from the
outer office.

“By my marriage,” returned Abel, quietly.

“With whom?” asked Mr. Newt, earnestly.

“With an heiress.”

“What's her name?”

“Just what I am trying to find out,” replied Abel, lightly,
as he threw his cigar away. “And now I put it to you, father,
as a man of the world and a sensible, sagacious, successful
merchant, am I not more likely to meet and marry such a


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girl, if I live generously in society, than if I shut myself up to
be a mere dig?”

Mr. Newt was not sure. Perhaps it was so. Upon the
whole, it probably was so.

Mr. Abel did not happen to suggest to his father that, for
the purpose of marrying an heiress, if he should ever chance to
be so fortunate as to meet one, and, having met her, to become
enamored so that he might be justified in wooing her for
his wife—that for all these contingencies it was a good thing
for a young man to have a regular business connection and
apparent employment—and very advantageous, indeed, that
that connection should be with a man so well known in commercial
and fashionable circles as his father. That of itself
was one of the great advantages of credit. It was a frequent
joke of Abel's with his father, after the recent conversation,
that credit was the most creditable thing going.