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2. II.
A CALIFORNIA “MODEL LOVE-LETTER.”

Dear Cate, you know I luv you mor an any
uther Girle in the World, and wat's the Reson
you allways want Me to tell you so. I no you ar
almost gitting tired of waiting for me; I no you luv
me fit to brake your hart. I no we ort to git
marid, but how kin we if we kant — sa! Wat's
the use in thinkin bout it. I thort wen I sold mi
mule that I wud have nough to pay the precher
and by you nice goun. But I tried mi luk at
poker and got strapt the fust nite. Cate, you
never played poker — in korse not. Wel, it's
a confounded mity nice game as long as you kin
sit behind a smorl par; but when you kant get a
par, the pot's gone. I luv you so much, Cate, that
I allmost hav a notion to sel me 1 horse wagin and
buck a nite or 2 at farow; but how kin I — sa!


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Mi whol wagin wudent fech more an fore or 5
good staks. ile go back to the mountings an
work and dig and swet and do every thing I kin
to get money to git marid. I ain't any ways gelus,
Cate, but pleze don't hug and kiss and set on
J—n B—s lapp any noor. you know he
ain't worth shaks, he kant drink mor an 3 hornes
'thout gittin tite; I kin stand up under fiftey.
You know I kin lick him 2, and hav dun it and
kin do it agin. But I ain't a bit gelus, I no I out
to marid long ago. leven years is rether long to
kort a gal, but ile hav you yit Cate.

Good by, till next we meet.

Your affeckunate Lover,

D— G—.
Note a bena, good-by agin. Run that feller off.
2th P. S. I'm nat a bit gelus, Cate; but
don't let him cum bout the house.

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ON Springfield Mounting, thar did dwell
A likely youth, I knowed him well;
Leftenant Carter's only son,
A comely youth, nigh twenty-one.

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ONE Monday mornin, he did go,
Intew the meadow for to mow;
And all ter once, he thar did feel
A pizen sarpent bite his heel.


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