University of Virginia Library

Search this document 
Artemus Ward in London

and other papers
  
  
  
  
  

collapse section1. 
 1. 
 2. 
 3. 
 4. 
 5. 
 6. 
 7. 
 8. 
collapse section9. 
 1. 
 2. 
 3. 
 4. 
 5. 
 6. 
 7. 
 8. 
 9. 
 10. 
 10. 
collapse section2. 
 1. 
 2. 
 3. 
 4. 
 5. 
 6. 
 7. 
 8. 
 9. 
 10. 
 11. 
 12. 
 13. 
 14. 
 15. 
 16. 
 17. 
 18. 
 19. 
 20. 
 21. 
 22. 
 23. 
XXIII. HE FOUND HE WOULD.
 24. 
 25. 
 26. 
 27. 
 28. 
 29. 
 30. 
 31. 
collapse section32. 
 1. 
 2. 
 3. 
 33. 
 34. 
collapse section35. 
 1. 
 2. 
 3. 

  
  

179

Page 179

23. XXIII.
HE FOUND HE WOULD.

Several years ago Bill McCracken lived
in Peru, Indiana. [We were in Peru several
years ago, and it was a nice place we
don't think.] Mr. McCracken was a
screamer, and had whipped all the recognized
fighting men on the Wabash. One
day somebody told him that Jack Long,
blacksmith at Logansport, said he would
give him (McCracken) a protracted fir of
sickness if he would just come down there
and smell of his bones. The McCracken
at once laid in a stock of provisions, consisting
of whiskey in glass and chickens in
the shell, and started for Logansport. In a
few days he was brought home in a bunged-up
condition, on a cot-bed. One eye was
gouged out, a portion of his nose was
chawed off, his left arm was in a sling, his


180

Page 180
head was done up in old rag, and he was
pretty badly off himself. He was set down
in the village bar-room, and turning to the
crowd he, in a feeble voice, said, hot tears
bedewing his face the while, “Boys, you
know Jack Long said if I'd come down to
Loginsput he'd whale h—ll out of me; and,
boys, you know I didn't believe it, but I've
been down thar and I found he would.”

He recovered after a lapse of years and
led a better life. As he said himself, he returned
from Logansport a changed man.