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The Ingoldsby Lyrics

By Thomas Ingoldsby [i.e. R. H. Barham]
Ingoldsby, Thomas (1788-1845)

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Verses
  
Benevolence.
  
Occasional Epilogue,
  
Ballad.
  
The Resolution;
  
Encomium Irregulare.
  
The Victim of Sensibility.
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Charades.
 I. 
I .
 II. 
II.
 III. 
III.
  
Enigma.
  
The Rival Josephs.
  
Verses,
  
The Relic;
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POLITICAL SKITS, PARODIES, Etc.
  
Waddington's Name.
  
My Adieu to a “Man of Sense.”
  
The London University;
  
The Spots in the Sun.
  
Greece.
  
La Belle Ordamis.
  
A London Eclogue.
  
The Mad Dog!!!
  
Swing.
  
The Oath.
  
The Distrest Laddie,
  
The Hat;
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The Old Woman's Cat.
  
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MORAL.
  
Lord Waithman's Lament.
  
A New Song to an Old Tune.
  
The Irish Fisherman.
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OCCASIONAL PIECES.
  
Ode.
  
The House that Jack Built.
  
The Dark-looking Man.
  
Mother Goose's Tale;
  
Childe Nugent.
  
Virgo Infelix.
  
Encomium Longanum.
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Relics of Antient Poetry.
 I. 
No. I.
 II. 
Part II.
  
Correspondence.
  
A Strand Eclogue.
  
Garris v. Kemble.
  
The Modern Ixion:
  
The Cabouat Tragedy.
  
The Brave Lieutenant Fitch.
  
Lines Left at Hook's House in June, 1834.
  
A Parody.
  
Lament.
  
Lines
  
The Church's Petition.
  
To Dr. Roberts, with a China Jug.
  
The Two M.P.'s.
  
Lines on the Birthday of Sir Thomas White.
  
The Coronation.
  
A Song of Sixpence.
  
Advertisement.
  
Sum and Substance of a New Domestic Tragedy.
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FAMILY POETRY.
  
Dick's Long-Tailed Coat.
  
The Country Seat.
  
The Sheriff's Ball.
  
The Drawing Room.
  
To Jerry
  
Lines on the Tom Cat.
  
A Medley.
  
My Dream
  
To Mrs. Scoones.
  
A Phrenological Fragment.
  
Moral Reflections.
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SONGS, EPIGRAMS, Etc.
  
The Cavalier.
  
The Lord Warenne.
  
On the Death of a Daughter.
  
Too Late.
  
A Glee
  
Ballad.
  
The Demolished Farce,
  
Epitaph
  
Epitaph on Myself
  
Martial, Lib. 12, Epig. 94.
  
Extempore Translation
  
The Torrent.
  
On the Windows of King's College Remaining Boarded.
  
An Archæological Hint to the Curators of Canterbury Cathedral.
  
Epigram on a Dull Book.
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FAMILIAR EPISTLES.
  
To Doctor Wilmot.
  
To Henry Colburn, Esq., etc., etc.
  
To R. H. D. Barham.
  
To Master Edward Barham (Ætat. 8.)
  
To T. Ryde, Esq.
  
A Friendly Remonstrance.
  
To Doctor Hume.
  
To Miss Barham.
  
To Richard Bentley, Esq.
  
To Dr. Hume.
  
To the Garrick Club.
  
The Radiant Boy.
  
The Bulletin.

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Martial, Lib. 12, Epig. 94.

(IMITATED.)

You ask me, friend Jack, if from humble estate,
By some strange freak of fortune, I chance to grow great,
How my mind with my newly-raised rank would accord,
And what sort of a man I should be as a Lord?
The question's an odd one—I know not, not I,
What change might take place, nor scarce how to reply.
Could you tell through your own mind what fancies might pass,
Were you once grown a Lion instead of an Ass?
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