 | 1. |
 | 4. |
|
|
| 5. |
| 7. |
| 6. |
 | The collected works of Ambrose Bierce |  |
32
Baptism, n.
[_]
A sacred rite of such efficacy that he who finds himself in heaven without having undergone it will be unhappy forever. It is performed with water in two ways—by immersion, or plunging, and by aspersion, or sprinkling.
[But whether the plan of immersion]
But whether the plan of immersionIs better than simple aspersion
Let those immersed
And those aspersed
Decide by the Authorized Version,
And by matching their agues tertian.
G. J.
| The collected works of Ambrose Bierce | |