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Artemus Ward in London

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Ward, Artemus (1834-1867)
  
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LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.

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PART I. ARTEMUS WARD IN LONDON.
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PART II. ESSAYS AND SKETCHES. From the “Cleveland Plaindealer.”
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ESSAYS AND SKETCHES I. ABOUT EDITORS.
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II. EDITING.
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III. MORALITY AND GENIUS.
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IV. POPULARITY.
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V. A LITTLE DIFFICULTY IN THE WAY.
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VI. OTHELLO.
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VII. SCENES OUTSIDE THE FAIR GROUND.
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VIII. COLORED PEOPLE'S CHURCH.
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IX. SPIRITS.
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X. MR. BLOWHARD.
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XI. MARKET MORNING.
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XII. WE SEE TWO WITCHES.
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XIII. ROUGH BEGINNING OF THE HONEYMOON.
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XIV. FROM A HOMELY MAN.
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XV. THE ELEPHANT.
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XVI. BUSTS.
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XVII. A COLORED MAN OF THE NAME OF JEFFRIES.
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XVIII. HOW THE NAPOLEON OF SELLERS WAS SOLD.
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XIX. ON AUTUMN.
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XX. PAYING FOR HIS PROVENDER BY PRAYING.
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XXI. NAMES.
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XXII. HUNTING TROUBLE.
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XXIII. HE FOUND HE WOULD.
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XXIV. DARK DOINGS.
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XXV. A HARD CASE.
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XXVI. REPORTERS.
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XXVII. “BURIAL IN RICHMOND AND RESURRECTION IN BOSTON.”
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XXVIII. HE HAD THE LITTLE VOUCHER IN HIS POCKET.
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XXIX. THE GENTLEMANLY CONDUCTOR.
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XXX. A MAYORALTY ELECTION.
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XXXI. FISHING EXCURSION.
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XXXII. RED HAND: A TALE OF REVENGE.
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XXXIII.
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XXXIV. HOW OLD ABE RECEIVED THE NEWS OF HIS NOMINATION.
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XXXV. ROBERTO THE ROVER:—A TALE OF SEA AND SHORE.

  
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II.—MYSELF.

I write this romance in the French style.

Yes: something that way.

The French style consists of making just
as many paragraphs as possible.

Thus one may fill up a collumn in a
very short time.

I am paid by the collumn, and the quicker
I can fill up a collumn—but this is a matter
to which we will not refer.

We will let this matter pass.

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