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The complete poetical works of Thomas Hood

Edited, with notes by Walter Jerrold

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ODE IMITATED FROM HORACE
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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ODE IMITATED FROM HORACE

Oh! well may poets make a fuss
In summer time, and sigh ‘O rus!’
Of London pleasures sick:
My heart is all at pant to rest
In greenwood shades,—my eyes detest
This endless meal of brick!
What joy have I in June's return?
My feet are parch'd—my eyeballs burn,
I scent no flowery gust;
But faint the flagging zephyr springs,
With dry Macadam on its wings,
And turns me ‘dust to dust.’
My sun his daily course renews
Due east, but with no Eastern dews;
The path is dry and hot!
His setting shows more tamely still,
He sinks behind no purple hill,
But down a chimney's pot!
Oh! but to hear the milk-maid blithe,
Or early mower whet his scythe
The dewy meads among!—
My grass is of that sort—alas!—
That makes no hay,—call'd sparrow-grass
By folks of vulgar tongue!
Oh! but to smell the woodbine sweet!
I think of cowslip-cups—but meet
With very vile rebuffs!
For meadow buds, I get a whiff
Of Cheshire cheese,—or only sniff
The turtle made at Cuff's.
How tenderly Rousseau review'd
His periwinkles!—mine are stew'd!
My rose blooms on a gown!
I hunt in vain for eglantine,
And find my blue-bell on the sign
That marks the Bell and Crown!
Where are ye, birds! that blithely wing
From tree to tree, and gaily sing
Or mourn in thickets deep?
My cuckoo has some ware to sell,
The watchman is my Philomel,
My blackbird is a sweep!

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Where are ye, linnet! lark! and thrush!
That perch on leafy bough and bush,
And tune the various song?
Two hurdy-gurdists, and a poor
Street-Handel grinding at my door,
Are all my ‘tuneful throng.’
Where are ye, early-purling streams,
Whose waves reflect the morning beams
And colours of the skies?
My rills are only puddle-drains
From shambles—or reflect the stains
Of calimanco-dyes.
Sweet are the little brooks that run
O'er pebbles glancing in the sun,
Singing in soothing tones:—
Not thus the city streamlets flow;
They make no music as they go,
Tho' never ‘off the stones.’
Where are ye, pastoral pretty sheep,
That wont to bleat, and frisk, and leap
Beside your woolly dams?
Alas! instead of harmless crooks,
My Corydons use iron hooks,
And skin—not shear—the lambs.
The pipe whereon, in olden day,
Th' Arcadian herdsman us'd to play
Sweetly—here soundeth not;
But merely breathes unwelcome fumes,
Meanwhile the city boor consumes
The rank weed—‘piping hot.’
All rural things are vilely mock'd,
On every hand the sense is shock'd
With objects hard to bear:
Shades,—vernal shades!—where wine is sold!
And for a turfy bank, behold
An Ingram's rustic chair!
Where are ye, London meads and bow'rs,
And gardens redolent of flow'rs
Wherein the zephyr wons?
Alas! Moor Fields are fields no more!
See Hatton's Garden brick'd all o'er;
And that bare wood—St. John's.
No pastoral scene procures me peace;
I hold no Leasowes in my lease,
No cot set round with trees:
No sheep-white hill my dwelling flanks
And omnium furnishes my banks
With brokers—not with bees.
Oh! well may poets make a fuss
In summer time, and sigh ‘O rus!’
Of city pleasures sick:
My heart is all at pant to rest
In greenwood shades,—my eyes detest
This endless meal of brick!