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Mr. Cooke's Original Poems

with Imitations and Translations of Several Select Passages of the Antients, In Four Parts: To which are added Proposals For perfecting the English Language

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THE BATTEL of the POETS.

CANTO I.

The bloodless Warfare, and the dreadful Day
To Bards tenacious of the dying Lay,
The happy few who back with Conquest came,
The pensive many who return'd with Shame,
I sing. Indulge, Calliope, my Verse,
While I the Horrors of the War rehearse,
How Poets doubly in their Works were slain,
When the big Volumes cover'd all the Plain,
How little Witlings like Enthusiasts fought
For the same Cause, they knew not why, they wrote.
First, Goddess, for thou know'st, instruct my Tongue
To tell the Source whence the Dissention sprung.
Apollo view'd, and with Reluctance, long
The Lust of Int'rest, and the Trade of Song,

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The partial Jumble of the sightless Dame,
The Fools of Fortune and the Sons of Fame
Confus'dly mix'd; the first a num'rous Croud
O'er Merit rising insolent and proud.
Resolv'd no longer such Affronts to bear,
That each the Laurels he deserv'd might wear,
Thus, calling to his Aid Jove's winged Son,
The ever-youthful God of Verse begun.
Fly, Hermes, fly to that distinguish'd Shore,
Where Dryden late Apollo's Laurels wore;
Thus says the delphic God, to all proclaim,
Who plead the Sanction of a Poet's Name,
Long has Confusion ravag'd round the Plain,
And Discord rul'd among the tuneful Train;
Without Distinction, to my own Disgrace,
The brighter gives th'inferior Genius Place;
Hence who are strenuous to obtain their Right
Are thus by Phœbus summon'd to the Fight.
His Arms let each advent'rous Chief prepare;
And I the God will be in Person there,
To see that all to Justice may submit,
By Force of Learning, and by Dint of Wit.
To him who longest shall maintain the Field
This blooming Verdure on my Brows I yield.

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Each British Son of Verse my Will obey,
On Windsor's Forest to decide the Day.
He spoke; and Hermes, quick at his Command,
Convey'd the Message thro Apollo's Land.
All view their Forces, and correct each Line,
And swear at ev'ry Word the Chaplet's mine.
Goddess, of Verse supreme, immortal Maid,
Lend in the greatest Time of Need thine Aid;
O'er all the Labours of my Song preside,
And thro the arduous Task thy Herald guide;
Impartial let my Praise and Censure be,
For ev'ry Poet's Worth is known to thee;
And first the Leaders and their Forces tell,
Allys, and Neuters, for thou know'st them well.
In that soft Season when the fruitful Show'rs
Call from the Womb of Earth the infant Flow'rs,
In the full Beauty of the fragrant May,
When Nature smiles, and ev'ry Field is gay,
When George and Caroline begun their Reign,
Bless'd Pair, tremendous to the Pride of Spain,

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This civil War commenc'd; O! may they know,
To interrupt their Peace, no greater Foe.
Soon as the Goddess, Enemy to Night,
In saffron Robes, unbar'd the Gates of Light,
First on the Plain a haughty Gen'ral came,
Of Rumour born, the short-liv'd Child of Fame,
In glaring Arms array'd, and Pope his Name.
Brittle the Helm he wore, no Artist's Care;
The Plume, Belinda, was thy ravish'd Hair.
See on his Shield's thin Boss the Greecian stand,
The lifeless Labour of the Painter's Hand,
Of Greeks the first, the deathless Son of Fame,
Not known for Homer but by Homer's Name.
Low on the Orb, on the sinister Side,
Lay Hobbs and Chapman to indulge his Pride;
Betwixt them Ogylby, and on his Head,
Our Hero stood, insulting o'er the dead.
Thy Lawns, O! Windsor, on the right were seen,
In Colours painted like autumnal Green.
Figures ill match'd of various Kinds were there,
The Dunce's Bird and Eloisa fair.
With him a Chieftain came in Arms ally'd,
In Wit superior, and of equal Pride,

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Sait. Patrick's Dean, of holy Men the Pest,
A scurril Joker, and of all the Jest.
This Leader, sable-rob'd, his Conscience sold
Long since; or Whig or Tory he for Gold.
Worth in all Shapes he views with envious Eyes,
A Vanbrugh witty, and Godolphin wise:
Nor could the foremost of the Sons of Men
Escape his ribbald and licentious Pen,
He who protected, in the doubtful Hour,
The Land of Freedom from tyrannic Pow'r:
Hail ever honour'd Shade, whose sacred Name
Shall live, till Worlds decay, the Boast of Fame!
As Right requires, this, Marlb'ro', is thy Lot;
The Foes to Virtue dy, and are forgot,
Or Death survive, detested by their Race,
Wretches immortal in their own Disgrace!
This Doom be his, who now his Mind employs
In feigning idle Tales for Girls and Boys,
Or gives his Genius the malignant Scope
At better Men to throw his Dirt with Pope.
See to the Field Swift self-sufficient run,
To share the Wreath with his poetic Son;
With him Invectives gross for Humour pass:
He wears no Armour but a Face of Brass.

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Lover of Strife, the seeming rev'rend Man
Thus from his Bitterness of Soul began.
My dear Confed'rate, we have seen too long
The bold Encroachments of the Sons of Song;
But now the Hour is come that shall declare
To all, in Wit, we Brobdignaggians are.
Observe my Words before our Foes appear,
And to the Voice of Counsel lend thine Ear.
Soon as we hear the Signal to engage
Exert with all thy Might poetic Rage;
Nor meanly stoop to Justice in the Cause,
Despise all Manners, and regard no Laws.
Foes in all Cases we must treat like Foes;
Whether the Sons of Verse, or Men of Prose,
Call them, without Reserve, Dog, Monkey, Owl,
And splutter out at once Fish, Flesh, and Fowl.

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To him thus Pope: waste not thy Breath again
To give Advice to whom Advice is vain.
Who better knows than I his Dirt to throw?
To wound in Secret either Friend or Foe?
Go preach to Gay, and such as are inclin'd
Less to exert an enterprising Mind,
Who, slothful to pursue our glorious Ends,
Lag as if willing to make all their Friends.
When was I known basely to court the Schools,
Or not to rail at dull methodic Fools,
Who dare not venture from their Depth to wade?
Souls fit as Philips for the rhyming Trade!
A Genius form'd like mine will soar at all,
And boldly follow where Subscriptions call.
My gentle Touch from Homer clear'd the Rust,
And from the Brow of Shakespeare wip'd the Dust.

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Here ends the Chief, and his Attendants raise,
With one Accord, the aukward Voice of Praise,
All Strangers to Renown, not form'd for War,
But humble Waiters on their Leader's Car;
Whose loud Applause at ev'ry Step they bawl,
And fright their Hearers with the hideous Squall.
So the light-body'd Cranes united fly,
And with their Screams torment the winter Sky.

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Diff'rent the Motions of the learned Throng,
The longliv'd Sons of Fame, and Pride of Song!
Brave without Rage they march to face the Foe,
Nor Clamours raise, majestically slow.
To the bless'd Symphony of War they move,
To Sounds which seem to animate the Grove.
Here lofty Notes full worthy Homer swell,
Well answer'd, Flaccus, by thy Roman Shell;
Here Pindar's bold and manly Strokes inspire;
There breathes the Softness of the Teian Lyre.
So round their God the nine melodious Maids,
Soft warbling, charm the Heliconian Shades.
Foremost of this harmonious Band is seen
A Chief at once advent'rous and serene;
Firm on his Shield the Roman Swan appears,
Horace bright shining thro a Length of Years,
And there Lavinia by her Dream betray'd,
And Acon smiling on the blushing Maid:
Longinus there extends the laurel Bough,
And with the Ivy crowns the Critic's Brow.
Thus arm'd the Bard advanc'd, in Heart sincere,
Welsted to Phœbus and the Muses dear.
From the Tranquillity of letter'd Ease
A Chief, whose Moments are employ'd to please,

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To please and to improve, is forc'd to jar,
Tho fit in Prowess, not inclin'd to War,
Who would the stubborn Foe to Justice shame,
Friend to all Worth, and Theobald his Name:
His ample Shield two mighty Poets grace,
Here Æschylus , there Shakespeare's aweful Face,

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With all the buskin'd Honours plac'd between
Those great Supporters of the tragic Scene.
Tickell , bless'd Bard, by Addison approv'd,
A Leader bold, and by the Muses lov'd,
Took in resplendent Arms the martial Field,
The Head of Homer painted on his Shield;
The Lines so strong the master Pencil speak,
All wish he'd draw'd at Length th'immortal Greek.
A Chieftain, who precipitates my Praise,
With Virgil's Genius, tho but Lucan's Days,
Behold. O! Youth, if into Fate I see,
Another Dryden shall arise in thee.
Born to add Glory to thy native Land,
Thy early Virtues now our Hearts command:
Let Malice throw her feeble Darts in vain,
By thee retorted only with Disdain,

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Still shalt thou give her Reason to repine,
And to the Eye of Judgement ever shine:
Thee in thy Works shall Men unborn adore,
And call the Genius of pass'd Ages Moore.
With these a chosen Band of Warriors came,
Each zealous to assert his Leader's Fame;
Tho worthy in themselves the Bard's Renown,
They modestly declin'd the laurel Crown.
Against the Foe they march'd in Arms ally'd,
And knew the God with Justice would decide.
The Armys meet, the Word the Leaders give,
And all the Signal for the Fight receive.
Betwixt both Hosts Pope, dauntless Champion, stands,
And bids Defyance to the social Bands:
Who dares, he crys, with me his Strength to try,
Let him consider well what 'tis to dy;
'Tis living to observe his Labours dead,
And by no Reader but their Author read:
Both Day and Night he may torment his Brain,
And write, and write, and ever write in vain:
The Works on which I look with Eyes unkind
Shall vanish like the Chaff before the Wind.

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Who doubts my Vigour may repent too late:
Who can like me invent, or who translate?
Of Epic Bards the Chief and oldest see
Explain'd, and more illustrious made, by me.
He ends, and lo! his ample Shield uprears
On which th'Unlikeness of the Greek appears.
Tickell step'd forth, with just Resentment fir'd
In Homer's Cause, and by the Muse inspir'd.
Shield against Shield the Heros now oppose;
Sense clash'd with Sense, and Words on Words arose;
For Pope, a Chief more resolute than strong,
Persisted boldly in the Fight of Song,
Till he at last the Foe too pow'rful found,
And by him fell unpity'd to the Ground.
About him throng'd his sad Attendants all,
And tho they saw would scarce believe his Fall;
Him to the greenwood Shade they gently bore,
And in hoarse Elegys his Fate deplore.
Tickell observ'd, and thus his Thoughts express'd,
Contempt and Pity rising in his Breast:
Severe his Lot to whom the Muses gave
A Pow'r so bounded, and a Soul so brave!
Now to the Field the neutral Forces came,
Bards unrecorded in the Rolls of Fame;

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Whose Magazine of Wit can strike no Awe,
Dablers in Verse in Politics and Law;
Some much affecting Wit are all Grimace,
Whose total Merit is a joking Face:
Thrice happy Men, with silent Talents bless'd,
Who may reserve your Words, and look a Jest,
In the eternal Book of Fame forbear
To hope a Place; no Phizzes enter there.
Be witty while you may, for, such your Fate,
Short is of Life, short of your Reign, the Date:
Will Somers is no more; and Pinkey rests
In the cold Grave; the Men who look'd such Jests!
When those ye join, over the cheerful Glass
The Friends of each will say, poor Phiz! Alas!
With other Bards advanc'd these wond'rous Men,
With each a Face more hum'rous than his Pen,
Disdain'd alike by Pope and the Allys,
Each hoping singly for the laurel Prize.
To Moore and Welsted they direct their Way;
To each an easy, but inglorious, Prey.

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A Bard, deputed by th'Allys to give
The Sentence to the Foe to dy or live,
Survey'd the Captives o'er, their Worth to find,
And turn'd the useless Pages to the Wind:
His Hand destructive stop'd, he call'd a Name,
Just sinking in Oblivion, back to Fame;
A Portion of his Verse he view'd with Care;
And saw th'Assistance of the Muses there:
While those are doom'd to write, and be forgot,
For thee, Brevall, is cast a happyer Lot.
Pope, as recover'd by some magic Gift,
Once more in Arms appear'd sustain'd by Swift;
Whose Art restor'd the Hero to the Plain,
Unkind restor'd him but to fall again:

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So from the Wounds of Love a Beau I've seen
Fresh flutt'ring by the Pill of Misaubin,
But hear'd, 'e're many Suns, the Wretch complain
Of the curs'd Emp'ric, and returning Pain.
Welsted with Vigilance observ'd his Course,
And for the Fight collected all his Force;
Forward he sprung to meet the approaching Foe,
Eager his great Antagonist to know,
Resolv'd with him singly to try his Fate,
With him of whom Report had spoke so great.
Pope met him near, and the Assault began,
Just to the Counsel of the sable Man;
But Welsted, to distinguish Right from Wrong,
Proceeded to the Merits of his Song,
When fled the maudlin and unmeaning Lay,
As Darkness flys before the Face of Day.
Pope sees the Danger, and incites the Croud,
Who for their Chief grow mutinous and loud.
That Hour, melodious Bard, had seen thy Name
Eras'd unjustly from the Book of Fame
By barb'rous Numbers, who conspir'd thy Fall,
Ill judging, noisy, and malicious, all,
Had not the God, who judg'd the Strife of Song,
Preserv'd thee harmless from the treach'rous Throng.

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Pope and his Forces disappointed bend
Their Fury doubled on great Shakespeare's Friend.
Here Swift exerts himself, whose sole Delight,
And Care, are only to enrage the Fight;
Th'invenom'd Breast of Pope he more inflames,
And the Globe ransacs for opprobrious Names;
The Stile of Porters he would bring in Use,
As if all Wit consisted in Abuse:
But Theobald, in keener Weapons strong,
Made his Revenge to prove the Foe was wrong;
He wisely sees, while envious Slanders fail,
The better Part is to convince, not rail.
Thy Arms, O! Moore, were not employ'd in vain,
Fierce to the servile and the flatt'ring Train.
While in the Brilliancy of Wit you shine,
Undoubted Conquest sits upon each Line,
Whether diverting in the comic Strain,
Or gayly sporting in Anacreon's Vein!
Nor stop'd thy Vict'ry on the menial Band;
The Chief went wounded from thy artful Hand.
The dreadful Rage of War continued high
Till Darkness had invested all the Sky:

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The Chiefs the Signal give the Fight to end,
And farther Battel till the Morn suspend.
The End of the first Canto.
 

The Reader must consider that this was writ in the Year 1729; at which Time the Poet was not apprehensive that Spain would soon become tremendous to us. 1740.

This Word is taken from a pretty Story-Book of Dr. Swift's, called Gulliver's Travels. I mention this, because that Book is not so well known now as it was when the last Edition of the Battel of the Poets was published. 1740.

See the Treatise on the Profund; in which the Qualitys of various Animals are set forth, and applyed to several Persons as Writers, and to most without any Analogy.

This Gentleman dyed since the last Edition of this Poem: from the Character which I have always heared of him, he never made an Enemy by his Conduct, nor deserved a Censure. Some of his Writings have great Merit, tho he was far from an Author of the first Class. 1741.

Ambrose Philips; besides whom, and the late Mr. John Philips, I never heared of any of the Name who were Poets, or indeed who could write, tho several of the same Name have printed Verses, and other Things. 1740.

Here an Observation may not be improper, that among all the commendatory Copys of Verses, which have yet appeared before the Works of Mr. Pope, not one, not the best, is a tolerable Performance.

In the Beginning of the third Book of the Ilias the Poet judiciously compares the Trojan Army to the clamorous Flight of Cranes; which Similitude strengthens the Contrast betwixt the Tumult of the Trojans and the orderly Disposition of the Greeks marching to Battel. Mr. Pope has injured his Author by adding the Word Order, which is not signifyed in the Original, to his Translation of this Simile. Says he,

—the Cranes embody'd fly
With Noise and Order.

This Error he endeavours to justify in a Note, by insisting on the Truth of their flying in Order; but, had Homer been sensible of this as a Fact, he would have took no Notice of it; because his Design was to oppose the noisy and unskillful Management of the Trojans to the harmonious and artful Discipline of the Greeks.

I should not have mentioned Æschylus, a Translation of which Author Mr. Theobald has happyly accomplished, had not Mr. Pope, in the first Book of the Dunciad, introduced it, I fear, with a malevolent Tendency; for since the Public cannot judge of the Equity of the Praise or Censure of a Work not published, with what View can any one condemn it, but to prejudice such as are influenced by his Judgement against the Proposals which are made for printing it? Such as have seen the Specimen of this Translation from the Tragedy of Prometheus, and are capable of judging, will be convinced that Mr. Pope is either no Judge, or, to speak in the mildest Terms, a partial Man. Mr. Theobald is treated in so unhandsome, foolish, and petulant, a Manner, thro the Dunciad, that we must think the Author much altered in his Opinion, since he wrote the following Lines; which, I believe, the Reader will think could never be more properly quoted than in a Satire on the Author.

'Tis not enough, Wit, Art, and Learning, join;
In all you speak let Truth and Candour shine,
That not alone what to your Judgment's due
All may allow, but seek your Friendship too.

Essay on Criticism.

Mr. Theobald has, since the last Edition of this Poem, published an Edition of Shakespeare's Plays, which has been well received: he had before published a Specimen of the Work. 1740.

He dyed since the last Edition of this Poem: he was a Man of Genius, and has left some few Monuments of it behind him. 1740.

Mr. Tickell favoured the Public with a Translation of the first Book of the Ilias.

This Prophecy indeed was not fulfilled: however, the Death of this young Gentleman has, in some Measure, saved my Credit.

Nox atra caput tristi circumvolat umbra.

Virg. 1740.

In the Year 1729 some Persons, who herded among the Witlings and Poetasters of those Times, were remarkable for their comic Faces, and always raised a Laugh in Company when they spoke, tho what they uttered would have passed unheeded from any other Person: such was the Effect of a comic Phiz! 1740.

This Gentleman wrote an excellent Poem called Calpe or Gibraltar; in which we are delighted with the Description and History of that Place, and in a Language truly poetical. We are obliged to him for several other Pieces, which have each their Merit. The Fate of this Writer, as a Poet, is enough to deter the finest Genius, who has no View but Fame, and no Recommendation to the World but Merit, from his Pursuit. He dyed not long since; and I never heared of his being more than a travelling Tutor, or Governour, to a young Nobleman; which is a Station that of late Years is grown much into Contempt, not from any real Dishonour that it would be to a Person of small Fortune equal to the Trust, but from those who [OMITTED]


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CANTO II.

While in their Camp retir'd both Armys lay,
Some panting, many fearful, for the Day,
Eusden a laurel'd Bard, by Fortune rais'd,
Who has by few been read, by fewer prais'd,
From Place to Place forlorn and breathless flys,
And offers Bribes immense for strong Allys.
In vain he spends the Day the Night in vain;
All to his Offers deaf his Bribes disdain.

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To Blackmore , aged Chief, who bears the Scars
Of dreadful Wounds receiv'd in former Wars,
He most apply'd for Aid; to whom the Sage
Thus spoke, delib'rate from the Fears of Age.
No longer Son my Arms ally'd implore;
In Fields of Fight I shall appear no more.
E'en now I feel, not heal'd by Length of Days,
What I have suffer'd from great Dryden's Lays;
Nor Patience, nor devouring Time, can cure
What from immortal Garth I now endure;
Say therefore what of Glory can I hope,
From Garth and Dryden to descend to Pope?
Or what Renown could the Insulter gain,
To have reported he has slay'd the slain?
His Words affected much the Laureat's Mind,
Who, thus repuls'd by all the War, declin'd;
With Heart dejected he return'd alone,
Upon the Banks of Cam to make his Moan,
Resolv'd to pass his future Days in Ease,
And toil in Verse himself alone to please,

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To fly the noisy Candidates of Fame,
Nor ever court again so coy a Dame.
Dennis, whose Veins with youthful Vigour flow,
Firm as an Oak beneath the Weight of Snow,
True Foe to Vice, of modern Bards the Dread,
Who spurious Wit has oft' in Triumph led,
Rears, as Apollo and the Nine inspire,
With Hands tremendous, the vindictive Fire.
Dauntless he ranges o'er the hostile Ground;
And of the slumb'ring Chiefs the Labours round
He views, and seizes in th'unguarded Hour
From each an Off'ring to th'offended Pow'r.
From Pope he bears no slender Sacrifice;
In flaming Rolls Volumes on Volumes rise:
With the mar'd Greecian Storys seed the Flame
Thy Praise Cecilia, and thy Temple Fame.
Light mounts, impartial Doom! the maukish Lay,
Where Sylphs preside, and Belles at Ombre play;
Where well bred Lords and softest Bosoms rage;
And Clenches and Conundrums croud the Page:

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Not less severe the Fate of that dull Strain,
Where for the Critic's Wreath he strives in vain,
Of Knowledge barren, much affects to know,
While like the Severn rough his Numbers flow.
Ye Nymphs of Drury mourn the Labour fir'd
Which Envy and some Succubus inspir'd;
Chetwood for you was with the Jordan crown'd,
Whose Semicircle's like a watry Round:

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Perish the Verse of Spleen, th'abusive Song,
Where Malice weakly jumbles Right and Wrong.
Let Fancy image, to her utmost Pow'r,
The Poet's Anguish in the lab'ring Hour:
Behold the Bard; aghast his Eyeballs roll;
And the malignant Passion shakes his Soul;

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In his tumultuous Breast a Fury reigns,
And with the fellest Venom swells his Veins;
At ev'ry Age, and at each Sex, he flings,
And with his Satire daubs but never stings:
He scribles on, but what he scarcely knows,
While from his Pen the scurril Nonsense flows!
Slander and Lewdness he for Wit would pass,
As Knaves would oft' for Gold impose their Brass.
Too long the Task, the Toil of Moons, to name,
His ev'ry guilty Line that fed the Flame,
How he purloin'd from the immortal dead,
And in his Thefts converted Gold to Lead.
To this Confession Justice sways the Mind,
That in the Mass confus'd we Beautys find,
But so dispos'd, as in the rustic Dance
Colin treads courtly from th'Effect of Chance,
Beautys like Vi'lets which adorn the Ground
That Briars, Thorns, and Weeds, and Mud, surround.

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Of all who fought beneath this Chief's Command
Not one escap'd the Critic's vengeful Hand;
High rais'd they ly upon the fatal Fire,
And in one Blaze, to live no more, expire.
Diff'rent and just the Fortune of th'Allys,
From whom, bless'd Bards, but scanty Off'rings rise;
Thin and but hardly seen their Errors ly,
Like Weeds which cheat the careful Florist's Eye.
His Work perform'd, the Critic took his Way,
Slow-pacing, homeward, and uprose the Day.
As on he went he saw approaching nigh
The Form of one that seem'd, and was, a Spy,
Thick stuff'd his Pockets and his Sides with Rhyme,
And mutt'ring as he walk'd one endless Chime:
As on he wander'd, like a Wretch possess'd,
The Critic seiz'd him, and unman'd his Breast:

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Trembling he stood, his Guilt creating Fear;
His Crimes were many, and his Judge severe.
With Anger and Contempt thus spoke the Sage,
Austere but just, his Brows denouncing Rage:
Say, conscious Traytor, such you seem to me,
What can your Bus'ness in the Forest be,
Thus arm'd, alone, now scarce the Night is fled,
To kill the living, or to strip the dead?
Tell me, for 'tis in vain to hope to fly,
Your Name your Purpose, or expect to dy.
With Tone terrific to the Sons of Song,
And Sounds emphatic which the Words prolong,
O! venerable Sire, the Captive cry'd,
Phœbus forbid your Will should be deny'd!
To smooth the Rigour of impending Fate,
(Spying the Cane unfriendly o'er his Pate,)
I'll Truth, unsully'd with a Ly, relate.
To him the Sage reply'd: no more despair;
Speak Truth and longer breathe the vital Air.
Then he, of all the Wretch's Might the Bane,
No more suspended held the pond'rous Cane;
Behold, he cry'd, the Object of thy dread,
The Cane no longer trembling o'er thy Head:
Proceed. Encourag'd thus the Wretch began,
Louder his Voice, and almost like a Man.

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Savage my Name, unbless'd my natal Morn,
Who to the Ills of Poetry was born.
From Pope deputed, from my Heart's Ally,
To yonder Camp I tend a dauntless Spy.
Thro great and many Dangers safe I go,
My only Guard my Falsehood to the Foe;
Before a Friend profess'd they know no Fear,
But trust their Secrets to a faithless Ear;
I watch their Motions, and each Word they say,
And all, and more than all, I know, betray:
In kind Return he cheers my Soul with Praise,
And mends, where such he finds, my feeble Lays.
Thus interrupting, with a scornful Smile,
Enough thy Folly speaks, enough thy Guile,
To him the Sage with aweful Voice rejoin'd.
What Mercy, Traytor, can you hope to find?
To thee the Promise of thy Life I gave,
A false, a fawning, and a witless, Slave;
But now thy Soul appears so mean, so black,
That Justice bids me call that Promise back.
He paus'd a-while, then spoke. Thy Life I give;
Thy greatest Torment, Wretch, must be to live.
Thro the prismatic Glass deceiv'd you see,
Believing all Things, as they seem, to be;

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But sad Experience late shall ope thine Eyes,
And shew that they who flatter most despise.
Thy Friends were many when thy Faults were less,
Whom not thy Merit gain'd, but thy Distress;
While those you teaz'd all harmless with your Rhyme,
And scribbling Nonsence was your greatest Crime,
Pity and Scorn they cherish'd but conceal'd;
Now Scorn and Hate prevail, and those reveal'd:
Such is of Spys like thee the certain Fate,
Whether the Spys of Verse, or Spys of State.
Ending, he rifles his poetic Store,
Reads of each Piece a Verse, and reads no more,
Then, with these Words, returns the wond'rous Lay,
Nor tragic, comic, neither grave, nor gay.
Take it, and fearless of my Censure sing,
Whose winter Fruit can not survive the Spring.
He ends, and drives him homeward in his Sight,
And sighs and pitys from his Soul and Wight.
Now Phœbus paints with golden Streaks the Skys;
The Forest warbles, and the Bards uprise;
They view their Forces, and review, with Care,
And see th'avenging Hand of Phœbus there:

209

Some own the Justice of the God's Decree;
And some with Eyes of Grief reproachful see.
While for his ravish'd Verses Pope complain'd,
And Heav'n, and Earth, and Hell, by Turns arraign'd,
Philips approach'd with a selected Throng,
From Cells and Courts, judicious Sons of Song:
His Helm was made with more than human Care;
And Pindar, with his Theban Lyre, is there.
Lo! on his Shield the deathless Mantuan stands,
And bowing gives his Pipe to British Hands;
There stands Orestes in his wild Despair,
Humfrey the good, and Gwendolen the fair.
Swift, who foresaw the Danger of his Stay,
Posted regardless of his Friend away.
Pope, swell'd with Malice, Vanity, and Pride,
Thus, with the Voice of Pray'r, to Phœbus cry'd.
Lend me, great God of Verse, thy timely Aid,
By Foes surrounded, and a Friend betray'd:
Restore my Arms, restore my plunder'd Lays
And annually thy Bard shall sing thy Praise;
Or whelm me in the Center of the Ball,
Rather than Philips should behold my Fall.

210

Apollo hear'd the wretched Suppliant's Pray'r,
Prefer'd in vain, for all his Vows were Air.
At last the desp'rate Bard the Foe defy'd;
And on the past'ral Lay his Hopes rely'd;
Which, now to perish, such the God's Command,
Escap'd the Vengeance of the Critic's Hand.
The Deity inspir'd th'attendant Throng
With Wisdom to decide this Strife of Song,
Who judge, illfated Pope, thy rural Note
Like a Clown aukward in Sir Fopling's Coat;
But Philips charms all Hearers with his Strain,
A skilful, pure, and unaffected Swain;
His Numbers flow with Harmony and Ease,
And like the Country in her Beauty please.
This Commendation, Philips, is thy Due,
And this the Sentence of the judging few.
The Scene with Pœans loud to Philips rung;
Nor could the Song prevail to Granville sung.
The vanquish'd Bard in Words like these express'd
The Anguish and the Malice of his Breast.
Shall I to Fame by thousands, millions, rais'd,
By Turks and Indians read, by Sheffield prais'd,

211

Shall I, O! Gods, submit to you, or you,
Curll's Authors, Blockheads, Ribbands red and blue!
As to exert he strove the Voice of Spleen,
He wrung his Hands, and fainted on the Green.
As prostrate and forlorn the Bardling lys,
Forth steps ELIZA of majestic Size,
Who, pleas'd the Progress of the Fight to see,
Had stood conceal'd behind an aged Tree.

212

The injur'd Dame, (who could her Thoughts divine!)
Crying aloud, now sweet Revenge be mine,
To where a fragrant Bed of Nettles lay
Soft smiling bore him in her Lap away.
Philips advanc'd, with easy Conquest bless'd,
And thus, with friendly Voice, th'Allys address'd.
Think not, illustrious Ornaments of Song,
I come your Foe, or would your Merits wrong.
I, conscious of your Worth and high Renown,
Declin'd the Contest for the laurel Crown;
But urg'd by these our Friends, a glorious Train,
Late, and to Battel slow, I took the Plain.
The Foe expell'd, let us unite in Peace;
When Ignorance is fled Contentions cease.
If one distinguish'd with the Wreath must go,
The Gift let Phœbus as he likes bestow.
Moore, ever to the Cause of Justice true,
Thus spoke the Language of the judging few;
And what he spoke was with a graceful Ease:
He like Ulysses never fails to please.
Tho by the cens'ring Voice of Crouds inclin'd,
'E're Judgement had assum'd her Seat, the Mind,

213

The Youth, O! Philips, has prophan'd thy Lays,
Regard this Voice of Truth, the Voice of Praise.
Long may'st thou live to charm, O! Bard divine,
And bid thy Nymphs in lonely Forests shine.
Swell in the Cause of Truth the tragic Page:
Who hears the free-born Soul of Vanoc rage,
Who sees the Hero brave assert his Right,
And yields resistless to tyrannic Might?
Or tune to diff'rent Strains thy manly Lyre,
And nobly let it breathe with Pindar's Fire;
Rescue the Theban Bard from Cowley's Pen,
That careless Poet, and that best of Men:
Or vary, as thy Mind directs, thy Lays,
Be thine, in ev'ry Kind, the foremost Praise.
Since all, who taste thy Verse, this Truth allow,
The laurel Glorys must adorn thy Brow.
All hail'd him Chief; the God approv'd the Sound,
And with the Evergreen his Temples crown'd.
 

This Gentleman was Poet-Laureat when these Lines were first printed in the folio Edition of the Battel of the Poets, and when the Edition in Octavo was printed. He and Sir Richard Blackmore are both dead since. 1740.

What Degree of Merit can we attribute to any one who immoderately vents his Rage on an Author, who had before been humbled by Dryden, Garth, and other their Contemporarys?

This Gentleman, since dead, had the Mortification to survive most of his Writings; yet he long lived the Terror of modern Poets. He is introduced here as a Machine in the Hands of Apollo, as an Executioner of the Sentence supposed to be passed by Apollo and the Muses. 1740.

The common Characteristic of this Poet is that of a good Versifyer. I know not how this Opinion prevailed, but none was ever more falsely grounded; for his Versification is mostly as faulty as his Sentiment; and in this Poem a nice Ear can not distinguish fifty Lines which please. This Judgement I shall not depart from, tho I may, in the Opinion of some, incur Part of the following Censure.

Authors are partial to their Wit 'tis true,
But are not Critics to their Judgment too?

Essay on Criticism.

The Game in the Dunciad to which this Passage alludes is so foolish and very obscene, that no Person can detect all the Absurditys in it, without offending against Modesty. The Author, in his Preface, would have us to understand that he imitated Virgil in that extraordinary Performance; and he has really imitated him, but as a Monkey does a Man. To imitate Virgil is not to have Games, and those beastly and unnatural, because Virgil has noble and reasonable Games, but to preserve a Purity of Manners, Propriety of Conduct founded on Nature, a Beauty and Exactness of Stile, and a continued Harmony of Verse concording with the Sense. If Mr. Pope's End was Satire in this, how is it answered by representing Curll and Chetwood pissing for Mrs. Haywood? If Satire was not his End, the Reader will easyly perceive how much he has erred in his Notion of Wit or Humour. I must here give another Instance of this Poet, or Critic, wandering from his own Precepts.

No Pardon vile Obscenity should find,
Tho Wit and Art conspire to move your Mind,
But Dullness with Obscenity must prove
As shameless sure as Impotence in Love.
Essay on Criticism.

We must here observe that the Poet frequently gives Things different Appellations from what the Nature of them requires. We will instance the Rainbow; which the Author of the Dunciad first calls a Bow, and in the same Verse a watry Round, so that it is a Bow and it is not a Bow. I know not what poetical Licence he may pretend to have for this Custom, but I am sure his Master Homer, whom he serves very ill, even in one of his Slumbers, would not have called a Semicircle a whole Circle.

In later Editions of the Dunciad the Name of Chetwood is left out, and another inserted.

1740.

The Reader must observe that the Author of this Poem alludes to none of Mr. Pope's Writings since the first Publication of the Dunciad, either in Commendation or Censure; but he is very sensible that Mr. Pope has since published what are Objects of both in a high Degree. 1740.

Homer, in his Character of Thersites, does not represent him as a ridiculous Person only, but as one of an evil Disposition; by which we may justly believe the Poet thought it not reasonable to expose him as an Object of Ridicule, without his being guilty of some Vice, which may justify his public Censure of him.

Mr. Pope seems to have had the same Person in his Eye, where, speaking of himself, he says

Nor like a Puppy daggled thro the Town,
To fetch and carry Sing-Song up and down.

1740

Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot.

Mr. Pope, speaking of himself, in the Preface to the Dunciad, says, of all those Men who have received Pleasure from his Writings (which by modest Computation may be about a hundred thousand in these Kingdoms of England and Ireland, not to mention Jersey, Guernsey, the Orcades, those in the new World, and Foreigners who have translated him into their Languages,) of all this Number, not a Man hath stood up to say one Word in his Defence. This is the most unreasonable Author that ever I read. He is not contented that the Public should buy, read, and be pleas'd with, his Works, but he is angry because they do not defend them. I hope he is sensible, by this Time, that he has passed no great Compliment on himself; for such of his Readers as have received Pleasure from his Writings seem to have no Power, or at least no Inclination, to say one Word in his Defence; and perhaps the most considerate of them have deserted him.

Mrs. Haywood, one of the Heroines of the Dunciad; whose Life and Writings seem alike conducted for the Promotion of Virtue in her own Sex. I know not whether this Lady is living or dead. 1740.

The END.