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The true Englishman,

1686.

Curs'd be the tim'rous fool, whose feeble mind
Is turn'd about with every blast of Wind;
Who to self-interest basely does give ear,
And suffers Reason to be led by Fear:
He only merits a true English Name,
Who always says, and does, and is the same;
Who dares be honest, though at any rate,
And stands prepar'd to meet the worst of Fate:
He laughs at Threats, and Flatt'ries does despise,
And won't be knavish to be counted wise;
No publick storm can his clear Reason blind,
Or bad example influence his mind.
Let M--- like a Cur kick'd out of doors,
For his aspiring Projects and Amours,
Unman himself to sneak, fawn, cringe and whine,
And play the Spaniel, till they let him in;
Then, with a grinning and affected Leer,
Run his red snout in every Lady's ear.
Let a lewd Judge come reeking from a Wench,
To vent a wilder Lust upon the Bench;
Bawl out the Venom of his rotten Heart,
Swell'd up with envy, over-act his part;
Condemn the Innocent by Laws ne'er fram'd;
And study to be more than doubly damn'd.
Let a mean scoundrel Lord (for equal fear
Of hanging, or of starving) falsely swear;
Let him, whose Knavery and Impudence
Is known to every Man's experience,
With scraps of broken evidence, contrive
To feed, and keep a fainting Plot alive:
Nay, though he swears by the same Deities,
Whom he has mock'd by Mimmic Sacrifice.

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Let Rumsey, with his ill-look'd treacherous Face,
That swarthy off-spring of a Hellish Race,
Whose Mother, big with an intriguing Devil,
Brought an Epitome of all that's evil:
Let him be perjur'd, and as rashly damn
T'eternal Infamy his odious Name.
Let Knaves and Fools confound the tott'ring State,
And plunge the Subjects in their Monarch's hate;
Blinding by false accounts of Men and Things,
The most indulgent, and the best of Kings.
Let an unthinking hare-brain'd Bigot's zeal,
(Not out of any thought of doing well,
But in a pure defiance of the Law)
In bloody Lines his true Idea draw;
That Men may be inform'd, and early see,
What such a Man (if once in pow'r) wou'd be:
Of Royal Mercy: let him stop the sourse,
That Death may have a free and boundless course;
Till shivering Ghosts come from their gloomy-Cell,
And in dumb Forms a fatal story tell.
Let the Court swarm with Pimps, Rogues, Bawds and Whores,
And honest Men be all turn'd out of doors;
Let Atheism and profaneness there abound,
And not an upright Man (God save the King) be found,
Let Men of Principles be in disgrace,
And mercenary Villains in their place;
Let free-born Cities be by Treach'ry won,
Lose their just Liberties, and be undone:
Let States-men sudden Changes undertake,
And make the Government's foundation shake;
Till strange tempestuous Murmurs do arise,
And show a storm that's gath'ring in the Skies.
Let all this happen. Nay, let certain Fate
Upon the issue of their Actions wait;
If you've a true, a brave undaunted Mind
Of English Principles, as well as kind;

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You'll on the bottom of true Honour stand,
Firm as a Rock, unshaken as the Land:
So when vast Seas of Trouble 'gainst you beat,
They'll break, and force themselves to a Retreat;
No Fate, no flattery can e'er controul
A steady, resolute, Heroick Soul.