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Wit in a Wildernesse of Promiscuous Poesie

By the Author Tho. Jordan

Jordan, Thomas (1612?-1685?)

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WIT IN A WILDERNESSE Of Promiscuous POESIE:

A Poem composed, and spoken by the Author to the late King at the Dedication of Mr. Tho. Bushel's Rock at Enston in Oxon, 1638. in the person of Caliope.

On Fickle, and his Mistris Lydia.

A double Acrostich and Anagram on the Noble Name of the much honored Sir Tho. Fisher Baronet.

Sir Thomas Fisher Baronet (Anagram) Starri Beams shine forth.

In a Love-Bag which a Gentleman found, and concealed from a Lady, when they were playing at Questions and Commands.

An Epithalamium on the Names and Nuptials of Mr. William Drayton, and the most devoutly vertuous Mrs. Grace Drayton.

An Encomium to the much honored Rich. Cheyny of Hackney Esquire, his bountiful Patron, and to his incomparably vertuous Consort.

A Poetical Parley, with a thredbare Cloak; Dedicated to his worthy friend, M. Hen. Stonestreet.

A Defence for women, in an answer to a vulgar invective.

A disswasion to a very virtuous Lady, who resolved to be a Nun.

Thrones, Annagram, Thornes.

On the late K. departure, 1642.

On his conclusion.

An Encomium, written in the commendation of red Noses; contriv'd at the request of a friend, and dedicated to all of that Livery.

A Panegirick, written at the invitation of a Gentleman, who was then going to the Press with a book, entituled, The Praise of Podex.

On Chat's Wife.

An Apologie for Danceing, Dedicate to all the active Proficients, but more peculiarly unto Mr. R. L.

An Epitaph in an Acrostick, on the Name of his worthy Friend Thomas Milward Gent. whose face (by general conception) was very like the late King.

To Mr. T. J. on his Poems.

To Mr. H. S. in answer of his ingenious Poem.

Slut (the Annagram) Lust.

An Acrostical Eulogy composed on the name of his much respected Cozen M. Francis Jordan of Ensham, in the County of Oxon.

An Elegy and Epitaph on the death of the right worshipful Sir NATH. BRENT Knight, Doctor of Law, and Judg of the Prerogative Court, who exchanged this present life in the year 1653.

An Epitaph on a good wife.

A Simile on a fine Whore.

To his faithful ingenuous friend and old acquaintance, J. T. Gent.

On a crooked Scold.

A Mock Epithalamium, composed for the Nuptials of an illiterate Brewer and his Bride.

An Epithalamium, on the noble Nuptials of Mr. Will. Christmas Merchant, and Mrs. Elizabeth Christmas.

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In a Love-Bag which a Gentleman found, and concealed from a Lady, when they were playing at Questions and Commands.

I will confess, rack me no more, 'twas I
(Not out of gain, but curiosity)
That hid your Crewil Love-hood in a place
Obscure, because it did obscure your face;
Who would not (were he neer) some hazard run
To take away that Cloud which hides the Sun?
Or what is he, that would not (if he might)
Withdraw that Curtain which divides the light;
This is my Fact, and had a Judg been by
He would have been guilty as well as I.
I must confess when I was held in bands,
By curious Questions, and vvith kind Commands;
I pleaded guiltless, though 'twas understood
I did but wear two faces in one Hood:
Yet now I hope submission and confession
Will wave my Doom, and nullifie the Session;
The gentle Iudg will lay aside his fury,
And fright my sence no more with a grand Jury;
For I was much afraid (e're I did part)
That I should be burn'd in the hand or heart,
The fear is past, and (to end controversie)
Pray let my restitution meet your mercy:
Pardon the Crime, and cease to think upon
His fact, that doth return you two for one.