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THE MINISTER'S HOUSEKEEPER.

Scene. — The shady side of a blueberry-pasture. — Sam Lawson with the boys,
picking blueberries. — Sam, loq.

WAL, you see, boys, 'twas just here, —
Parson Carryl's wife, she died along
in the forepart o' March: my cousin
Huldy, she undertook to keep house
for him. The way on't was, that
Huldy, she went to take care o' Mis'
Carryl in the fust on't, when she
fust took sick. Huldy was a tailoress by trade; but
then she was one o' these 'ere facultised persons that
has a gift for most any thing, and that was how Mis'
Carryl come to set sech store by her, that, when she
was sick, nothin' would do for her but she must have
Huldy round all the time: and the minister, he said


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he'd make it good to her all the same, and she
shouldn't lose nothin' by it. And so Huldy, she staid
with Mis' Carryl full three months afore she died,
and got to seein' to every thing pretty much round
the place.

“Wal, arter Mis' Carryl died, Parson Carryl, he'd
got so kind o' used to hevin' on her 'round, takin'
care o' things, that he wanted her to stay along a
spell; and so Huldy, she staid along a spell, and
poured out his tea, and mended his close, and made
pies and cakes, and cooked and washed and ironed,
and kep' every thing as neat as a pin. Huldy was a
drefful chipper sort o' gal; and work sort o' rolled off
from her like water off a duck's back. There warn't
no gal in Sherburne that could put sich a sight o'
work through as Huldy; and yet, Sunday mornin',
she always come out in the singers' seat like one o'
these 'ere June roses, lookin' so fresh and smilin',
and her voice was jest as clear and sweet as a
meadow lark's — Lordy massy! I 'member how she
used to sing some o' them 'are places where the
treble and counter used to go together: her voice
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thro' and thro' a feller! tuck him right where he
lived!”

Here Sam leaned contemplatively back with his
head in a clump of sweet fern, and refreshed himself
with a chew of young wintergreen. “This 'ere
young wintergreen, boys, is jest like a feller's
thoughts o' things that happened when he was
young: it comes up jest so fresh and tender every
year, the longest time you hev to live; and you can't
help chawin' on't tho' 'tis sort o' stingin'. I don't
never get over likin' young wintergreen.”

“But about Huldah, Sam?”

“Oh, yes! about Huldy. Lordy massy! when a
feller is Indianin' round, these 'ere pleasant summer
days, a feller's thoughts gits like a flock o' young
partridges: they's up and down and everywhere;
'cause one place is jest about as good as another,
when they's all so kind o' comfortable and nice.
Wal, about Huldy, — as I was a sayin'. She was
jest as handsome a gal to look at as a feller could
have; and I think a nice, well-behaved young gal in
the singers' seat of a Sunday is a means o' grace: it's
sort o' drawin' to the unregenerate, you know.


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Why, boys, in them days, I've walked ten miles over
to Sherburne of a Sunday mornin', jest to play the
bass-viol in the same singers' seat with Huldy. She
was very much respected, Huldy was; and, when she
went out to tailorin', she was allers bespoke six
months ahead, and sent for in waggins up and down
for ten miles round; for the young fellers was allers
'mazin' anxious to be sent after Huldy, and was
quite free to offer to go for her. Wal, after Mis'
Carryl died, Huldy got to be sort o' housekeeper
at the minister's, and saw to every thing, and did
every thing: so that there warn't a pin out o' the
way.

“But you know how 'tis in parishes: there allers is
women that thinks the minister's affairs belongs to
them, and they ought to have the rulin' and guidin'
of 'em; and, if a minister's wife dies, there's folks
that allers has their eyes open on providences, —
lookin' out who's to be the next one.

“Now, there was Mis' Amaziah Pipperidge, a widder
with snappin' black eyes, and a hook nose, — kind o'
like a hawk; and she was one o' them up-and-down
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call to be seein' to every thing that goes on in the
parish, and 'specially to the minister.

“Folks did say that Mis' Pipperidge sort o' sot her
eye on the parson for herself: wal, now that 'are
might a been, or it might not. Some folks thought
it was a very suitable connection. You see she hed a
good property of her own, right night to the minister's
lot, and was allers kind o' active and busy; so, takin'
one thing with another, I shouldn't wonder if Mis'
Pipperidge should a thought that Providence p'inted
that way. At any rate, she went up to Deakin Blodgett's
wife, and they two sort o' put their heads
together a mournin' and condolin' about the way
things was likely to go on at the minister's now Mis'
Carryl was dead. Ye see, the parson's wife, she was
one of them women who hed their eyes everywhere
and on every thing. She was a little thin woman,
but tough as Inger rubber, and smart as a steel trap;
and there warn't a hen laid an egg, or cackled, but Mis'
Carryl was right there to see about it; and she hed
the garden made in the spring, and the medders
mowed in summer, and the cider made, and the corn
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he hedn't nothin' to do but jest sit stock still a meditatin'
on Jerusalem and Jericho and them things that
ministers think about. But Lordy massy! he didn't
know nothin' about where any thing he eat or drunk
or wore come from or went to: his wife jest led
him 'round in temporal things and took care on him
like a baby.

“Wal, to be sure, Mis' Carryl looked up to him
in spirituals, and thought all the world on him; for
there warn't a smarter minister no where 'round.
Why, when he preached on decrees and election,
they used to come clear over from South Parish, and
West Sherburne, and Old Town to hear him; and
there was sich a row o' waggins tied along by the
meetin'-house that the stables was all full, and all
the hitchin'-posts was full clean up to the tavern, so
that folks said the doctor made the town look like a
gineral trainin'-day a Sunday.

“He was gret on texts, the doctor was. When
he hed a p'int to prove, he'd jest go thro' the Bible,
and drive all the texts ahead o' him like a flock o'
sheep; and then, if there was a text that seemed
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Hebrew, and kind o' chase it 'round a spell, jest as ye
see a fellar chase a contrary bell-wether, and make
him jump the fence arter the rest. I tell you, there
wa'n't no text in the Bible that could stand agin the
doctor when his blood was up. The year arter the
doctor was app'inted to preach the 'lection sermon
in Boston, he made such a figger that the Brattlestreet
Church sent a committee right down to see if
they couldn't get him to Boston; and then the Sherburne
folks, they up and raised his salary; ye see,
there ain't nothin' wakes folks up like somebody
else's wantin' what you've got. Wal, that fall they
made him a Doctor o' Divinity at Cambridge College,
and so they sot more by him than ever. Wal, you
see, the doctor, of course he felt kind o' lonesome
and afflicted when Mis' Carryl was gone; but railly
and truly, Huldy was so up to every thing about
house, that the doctor didn't miss nothin' in a temporal
way. His shirt-bosoms was pleated finer
than they ever was, and them ruffles 'round his
wrists was kep' like the driven snow; and there
warn't a brack in his silk stockin's, and his shoe
buckles was kep' polished up, and his coats brushed;

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and then there warn't no bread and biscuit like
Huldy's; and her butter was like solid lumps o' gold;
and there wern't no pies to equal hers; and so the
doctor never felt the loss o' Miss Carryl at table.
Then there was Huldy allers oppisite to him, with
her blue eyes and her cheeks like two fresh peaches.
She was kind o' pleasant to look at; and the more the
doctor looked at her the better he liked her; and so
things seemed to be goin' on quite quiet and comfortable
ef it hadn't been that Mis' Pipperidge and
Mis' Deakin Blodgett and Mis' Sawin got their
heads together a talkin' about things.

“`Poor man,' says Mis' Pipperidge, `what can that
child that he's got there do towards takin' the care
of all that place? It takes a mature woman,' she
says, `to tread in Mis' Carryl's shoes.'

“`That it does,' said Mis' Blodgett; `and, when
things once get to runnin' down hill, there ain't no
stoppin' on 'em,' says she.

“Then Mis' Sawin she took it up. (Ye see, Mis'
Sawin used to go out to dress-makin', and was sort o'
jealous, 'cause folks sot more by Huldy than they
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well enough at her trade. I never denied that, though
I do say I never did believe in her way o' makin' button-holes;
and I must say, if 'twas the dearest friend
I hed, that I thought Huldy tryin' to fit Mis' Kittridge's
plumb-colored silk was a clear piece o' presumption;
the silk was jist spiled, so 'twarn't fit to
come into the meetin'-house. I must say, Huldy's a
gal that's always too ventersome about takin' 'sponsibilities
she don't know nothin' about.'

“`Of course she don't,' said Mis' Deakin Blodgett.
`What does she know about all the lookin' and seein'
to that there ought to be in guidin' the minister's
house. Huldy's well meanin', and she's good at her
work, and good in the singers' seat; but Lordy massy!
she hain't got no experience. Parson Carryl ought
to have an experienced woman to keep house for him.
There's the spring house-cleanin' and the fall house-cleanin'
to be seen to, and the things to be put
away from the moths; and then the gettin' ready
for the association and all the ministers' meetin's;
and the makin' the soap and the candles, and settin'
the hens and turkeys, watchin' the calves, and seein'
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that 'are blessed man jist sets there at home as serene,
and has nobody 'round but that 'are gal, and don't
even know how things must be a runnin' to waste!'

“Wal, the upshot on't was, they fussed and fuzzled
and wuzzled till they'd drinked up all the tea in the teapot;
and then they went down and called on the parson,
and wuzzled him all up talkin' about this, that,
and t'other that wanted lookin' to, and that it was no
way to leave every thing to a young chit like Huldy,
and that he ought to be lookin' about for an experienced
woman. The parson he thanked 'em kindly,
and said he believed their motives was good, but he
didn't go no further. He didn't ask Mis' Pipperidge
to come and stay there and help him, nor nothin' o'
that kind; but he said he'd attend to matters himself.
The fact was, the parson had got such a likin' for
havin' Huldy 'round, that he couldn't think o' such a
thing as swappin' her off for the Widder Pipperidge.

“But he thought to himself, `Huldy is a good girl;
but I oughtn't to be a leavin' every thing to her, — it's
too hard on her. I ought to be instructin' and guidin'
and helpin' of her; 'cause 'tain't everybody could be
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so at it he went; and Lordy massy! didn't Huldy hev
a time on't when the minister began to come out of
his study, and want to tew 'round and see to things?
Huldy, you see, thought all the world of the minister,
and she was 'most afraid to laugh; but she told
me she couldn't, for the life of her, help it when his
back was turned, for he wuzzled things up in the
most singular way. But Huldy she'd jest say `Yes,
sir,' and get him off into his study, and go on her
own way.

“`Huldy,' says the minister one day, `you ain't experienced
out doors; and, when you want to know
any thing, you must come to me.'

“`Yes, sir,' says Huldy.

“`Now, Huldy,' says the parson, `you must be sure
to save the turkey-eggs, so that we can have a lot of
turkeys for Thanksgiving.'

“`Yes, sir,' says Huldy; and she opened the pantry-door,
and showed him a nice dishful she'd been a savin'
up. Wal, the very next day the parson's hen-turkey
was found killed up to old Jim Scroggs's barn.
Folks said Scroggs killed it; though Scroggs, he stood
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a meal on't, and Huldy, she felt bad about it 'cause
she'd set her heart on raisin' the turkeys; and says
she, `Oh, dear! I don't know what I shall do. I was
just ready to see her.'

“`Do, Huldy?” says the parson: `why, there's the
other turkey, out there by the door; and a fine bird,
too, he is.'

Sure enough, there was the old tom-turkey a
struttin' and a sidlin' and a quitterin,' and a floutin'
his tail-feathers in the sun, like a lively young widower,
all ready to begin life over agin.

“`But,' says Huldy, `you know he can't set on
eggs.'

“`He can't? I'd like to know why,' says the parson.
`He shall set on eggs, and hatch 'em too.'

“`O doctor!' says Huldy, all in a tremble; 'cause,
you know, she didn't want to contradict the minister,
and she was afraid she should laugh, — `I never
heard that a tom-turkey would set on eggs.'

“`Why, they ought to,' said the parson, getting
quite 'arnest: `what else be they good for? you
just bring out the eggs, now, and put 'em in the nest,
and I'll make him set on 'em.'


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“So Huldy she thought there wern't no way to convince
him but to let him try: so she took the eggs
out, and fixed 'em all nice in the nest; and then she
come back and found old Tom a skirmishin' with the
parson pretty lively, I tell ye. Ye see, old Tom he
didn't take the idee at all; and he flopped and gobbled,
and fit the parson; and the parson's wig got 'round
so that his cue stuck straight out over his ear, but
he'd got his blood up. Ye see, the old doctor was
used to carryin' his p'ints o' doctrine; and he hadn't
fit the Arminians and Socinians to be beat by a tom-turkey;
so finally he made a dive, and ketched him
by the neck in spite o' his floppin', and stroked him
down, and put Huldy's apron 'round him.

“`There, Huldy,' he says, quite red in the face,
`we've got him now;' and he travelled off to the
barn with him as lively as a cricket.

“Huldy came behind jist chokin' with laugh, and
afraid the minister would look 'round and see her.

“`Now, Huldy, we'll crook his legs, and set him
down,' says the parson, when they got him to the
nest: `you see he is getting quiet, and he'll set there
all right.'


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“And the parson, he sot him down; and old Tom he
sot there solemn enough, and held his head down all
droopin', lookin' like a rail pious old cock, as long as
the parson sot by him.

“`There: you see how still he sets,' says the parson
to Huldy.

“Huldy was 'most dyin' for fear she should laugh.
`I'm afraid he'll get up,' says she, `when you
do.'

“`Oh, no, he won't!' says the parson, quite confident.
`There, there,' says he, layin' his hands on him, as if
pronouncin' a blessin'. But when the parson riz up,
old Tom he riz up too, and began to march over the
eggs.

“`Stop, now!' says the parson. `I'll make him get
down agin: hand me that corn-basket; we'll put
that over him.'

“So he crooked old Tom's legs, and got him down
agin; and they put the corn-basket over him, and
then they both stood and waited.

“`That'll do the thing, Huldy,' said the parson.

“`I don't know about it,' says Huldy.

“`Oh, yes, it will, child! I understand,' says he.


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“Just as he spoke, the basket riz right up and stood,
and they could see old Tom's long legs.

“`I'll make him stay down, confound him,' says
the parson; for, ye see, parsons is men, like the rest
on us, and the doctor had got his spunk up.

“`You jist hold him a minute, and I'll get something
that'll make him stay, I guess;' and out he
went to the fence, and brought in a long, thin, flat
stone, and laid it on old Tom's back.

“Old Tom he wilted down considerable under
this, and looked railly as if he was goin' to give in.
He staid still there a good long spell, and the minister
and Huldy left him there and come up to the
house; but they hadn't more than got in the door
before they see old Tom a hippin' along, as high-steppin'
as ever, sayin' `Talk! talk! and quitter!
quitter!' and struttin' and gobblin' as if he'd come
through the Red Sea, and got the victory.

“`Oh, my eggs!' says Huldy. `I'm afraid he's
smashed 'em!'

“And sure enough, there they was, smashed flat
enough under the stone.

“`I'll have him killed,' said the parson: `we
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“But the parson, he slep' on't, and then didn't do
it: he only come out next Sunday with a tip-top
sermon on the `'Riginal Cuss' that was pronounced
on things in gineral, when Adam fell, and showed
how every thing was allowed to go contrary ever
since. There was pig-weed, and pusley, and Canady
thistles, cut-worms, and bag-worms, and canker-worms,
to say nothin' of rattlesnakes. The doctor
made it very impressive and sort o' improvin'; but
Huldy, she told me, goin' home, that she hardly
could keep from laughin' two or three times in the
sermon when she thought of old Tom a standin' up
with the corn-basket on his back.

“Wal, next week Huldy she jist borrowed the minister's
horse and side-saddle, and rode over to South
Parish to her Aunt Bascome's, — Widder Bascome's,
you know, that lives there by the trout-brook, — and
got a lot o' turkey-eggs o' her, and come back and set
a hen on 'em, and said nothin'; and in good time there
was as nice a lot o' turkey-chicks as ever ye see.

“Huldy never said a word to the minister about his
experiment, and he never said a word to her; but he
sort o' kep' more to his books, and didn't take it on
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“But not long arter he took it into his head that
Huldy ought to have a pig to be a fattin' with the
buttermilk. Mis' Pipperidge set him up to it; and
jist then old Tim Bigelow, out to Juniper Hill, told
him if he'd call over he'd give him a little pig.

“So he sent for a man, and told him to build a pig-pen
right out by the well, and have it all ready when
he came home with his pig.

“Huldy she said she wished he might put a curb
round the well out there, because in the dark, sometimes,
a body might stumble into it; and the parson,
he told him he might do that.

“Wal, old Aikin, the carpenter, he didn't come till
most the middle of the arternoon; and then he sort o'
idled, so that he didn't get up the well-curb till sundown;
and then he went off and said he'd come and
do the pig-pen next day.

“Wal, arter dark, Parson Carryl he driv into the
yard, full chizel, with his pig. He'd tied up his
mouth to keep him from squeelin'; and he see what
he thought was the pig-pen, — he was rather nearsighted,
— and so he ran and threw piggy over; and
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put out his horse and pranced off into the house
quite delighted.

“`There, Huldy, I've got you a nice little pig.'

“`Dear me!' says Huldy: `where have you put
him?'

“`Why, out there in the pig-pen, to be sure.'

“`Oh, dear me!' says Huldy: `that's the well-curb;
there ain't no pig-pen built,' says she.

“`Lordy massy!' says the parson: `then I've
thrown the pig in the well!'

“Wal, Huldy she worked and worked, and finally
she fished piggy out in the bucket, but he was dead
as a door-nail; and she got him out o' the way
quietly, and didn't say much; and the parson, he took
to a great Hebrew book in his study; and says he,
`Huldy, I ain't much in temporals,' says he. Huldy
says she kind o' felt her heart go out to him, he was
so sort o' meek and helpless and larned; and says she,
`Wal, Parson Carryl, don't trouble your head no
more about it; I'll see to things;' and sure enough,
a week arter there was a nice pen, all ship-shape, and
two little white pigs that Huldy bought with the
money for the butter she sold at the store.


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“`Wal, Huldy,' said the parson, `you are a most
amazin' child: you don't say nothin', but you do
more than most folks.'

“Arter that the parson set sich store by Huldy that
he come to her and asked her about every thing, and
it was amazin' how every thing she put her hand to
prospered. Huldy planted marigolds and larkspurs,
pinks and carnations, all up and down the path to the
front door, and trained up mornin' glories and scarlet-runners
round the windows. And she was always
a gettin' a root here, and a sprig there, and a seed
from somebody else: for Huldy was one o' them that
has the gift, so that ef you jist give 'em the leastest
sprig of any thing they make a great bush out of it
right away; so that in six months Huldy had roses
and geraniums and lilies, sich as it would a took a
gardener to raise. The parson, he took no notice at
fust; but when the yard was all ablaze with flowers he
used to come and stand in a kind o' maze at the front
door, and say, `Beautiful, beautiful: why, Huldy,
I never see any thing like it.' And then when her
work was done arternoons, Huldy would sit with her
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draw the meadow-larks and the bobolinks, and the
orioles to answer her, and the great big elm-tree
overhead would get perfectly rackety with the birds;
and the parson, settin' there in his study, would git
to kind o' dreamin' about the angels, and golden
harps, and the New Jerusalem; but he wouldn't
speak a word, 'cause Huldy she was jist like them
wood-thrushes, she never could sing so well when
she thought folks was hearin'. Folks noticed, about
this time, that the parson's sermons got to be like
Aaron's rod, that budded and blossomed: there was
things in 'em about flowers and birds, and more 'special
about the music o' heaven. And Huldy she
noticed, that ef there was a hymn run in her head
while she was 'round a workin' the minister was
sure to give it out next Sunday. You see, Huldy
was jist like a bee: she always sung when she was
workin', and you could hear her trillin', now down
in the corn-patch, while she was pickin' the corn;
and now in the buttery, while she was workin' the
butter; and now she'd go singin' down cellar, and
then she'd be singin' up over head, so that she
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“Huldy was so sort o' chipper and fair spoken, that
she got the hired men all under her thumb: they
come to her and took her orders jist as meek as so
many calves; and she traded at the store, and kep'
the accounts, and she hed her eyes everywhere, and
tied up all the ends so tight that there want no gettin'
'round her. She wouldn't let nobody put nothin'
off on Parson Carryl, 'cause he was a minister. Huldy
was allers up to anybody that wanted to make a
hard bargain; and, afore he knew jist what he was
about, she'd got the best end of it, and everybody
said that Huldy was the most capable gal that they'd
ever traded with.

“Wal, come to the meetin' of the Association, Mis'
Deakin Blodgett and Mis' Pipperidge come callin' up
to the parson's, all in a stew, and offerin' their services
to get the house ready; but the doctor, he jist
thanked 'em quite quiet, and turned 'em over to Huldy;
and Huldy she told 'em that she'd got every
thing ready, and showed 'em her pantries, and her
cakes and her pies and her puddin's, and took 'em
all over the house; and they went peekin' and pokin',
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they couldn't find so much as a thread out o' the
way, from garret to cellar, and so they went off quite
discontented. Arter that the women set a new
trouble a brewin'. Then they begun to talk that it
was a year now since Mis' Carryl died; and it r'ally
wasn't proper such a young gal to be stayin' there,
who everybody could see was a settin' her cap for
the minister.

“Mis' Pipperidge said, that, so long as she looked
on Huldy as the hired gal, she hadn't thought much
about it; but Huldy was railly takin' on airs as an
equal, and appearin' as mistress o' the house in a
way that would make talk if it went on. And Mis'
Pipperidge she driv 'round up to Deakin Abner
Snow's, and down to Mis' 'Lijah Perry's, and asked
them if they wasn't afraid that the way the parson
and Huldy was a goin' on might make talk. And
they said they hadn't thought on't before, but now,
come to think on't, they was sure it would; and they
all went and talked with somebody else, and asked
them if they didn't think it would make talk. So
come Sunday, between meetin's there warn't nothin'
else talked about; and Huldy saw folks a noddin'


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and a winkin', and a lookin' arter her, and she begun
to feel drefful sort o' disagreeable. Finally Mis'
Sawin she says to her, `My dear, didn't you, never
think folk would talk about you and the minister?'

“`No: why should they?' says Huldy, quite innocent.

“Wal, dear,' says she, `I think it's a shame; but
they say you're tryin' to catch him, and that it's so
bold and improper for you to be courtin' of him right
in his own house, — you know folks will talk, — I
thought I'd tell you 'cause I think so much of you,'
says she.

“Huldy was a gal of spirit, and she despised the
talk, but it made her drefful uncomfortable; and
when she got home at night she sat down in the mornin'-glory
porch, quite quiet, and didn't sing a word.

“The minister he had heard the same thing from
one of his deakins that day; and, when he saw Huldy
so kind o' silent, he says to her, `Why don't you
sing, my child?'

“He hed a pleasant sort o' way with him, the minister
had, and Huldy had got to likin' to be with him;
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away; and her throat kind o' filled up so she couldn't
hardly speak; and, says she, `I can't sing to-night.'

“Says he, `You don't know how much good you're
singin' has done me, nor how much good you have
done me in all ways, Huldy. I wish I knew how to
show my gratitude.'

“`O sir!' says Huldy, `is it improper for me to be
here?'

“`No, dear,' says the minister, `but ill-natured
folks will talk; but there is one way we can stop it,
Huldy — if you will marry me. You'll make me
very happy, and I'll do all I can to make you happy.
Will you?'

“Wal, Huldy never told me jist what she said to
the minister, — gals never does give you the particulars
of them 'are things jist as you'd like 'em, — only I
know the upshot and the hull on't was, that Huldy
she did a consid'able lot o' clear starchin' and ironin'
the next two days; and the Friday o' next week the
minister and she rode over together to Dr. Lothrop's
in Old Town; and the doctor, he jist made 'em man
and wife, `spite of envy of the Jews,' as the hymn
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and a wonderin' next Sunday mornin' when the second
bell was a tollin', and the minister walked up the
broad aisle with Huldy, all in white, arm in arm
with him, and he opened the minister's pew, and
handed her in as if she was a princess; for, you see,
Parson Carryl come of a good family, and was a
born gentleman, and had a sort o' grand way o' bein'
polite to women-folks. Wal, I guess there was a
rus'lin' among the bunnets. Mis' Pipperidge gin a
great bounce, like corn poppin' on a shovel, and her
eyes glared through her glasses at Huldy as if they'd
a sot her afire; and everybody in the meetin' house
was a starin', I tell yew. But they couldn't none of
'em say nothin' agin Huldy's looks; for there wa'n't
a crimp nor a frill about her that wa'n't jis' so; and
her frock was white as the driven snow, and she had
her bunnet all trimmed up with white ribbins; and
all the fellows said the old doctor had stole a march,
and got the handsomest gal in the parish.

“Wal, arter meetin' they all come 'round the parson
and Huldy at the door, shakin' hands and laughin';
for by that time they was about agreed that
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“`Why, Parson Carryl,' says Mis' Deakin Blodgett,
`how you've come it over us.'

“`Yes,' says the parson, with a kind o' twinkle in
his eye. `I thought,' says he, `as folks wanted to
talk about Huldy and me, I'd give 'em somethin'
wuth talkin' about.'”