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Scene Third.

—Pavilion in the Gardens of the Palace of the Fair One with the Golden Locks.
Enter Queen Lucidora, attended.
Song—Lucidora—“Nora Creina.”
Lucidora is my name,
And Golden Locks my designation,
Where I like's my dwelling place,
And what I please, my occupation.

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King and prince, and duke, and earl,
Beg to pay me their addresses;
But I only smile, and curl
With their notes my golden tresses.
Oh, my golden tresses rare—
My lovely, charming, golden tresses!
Truefitt tries, with many dyes,
But can't match thine, my golden tresses.
Some of raven ringlets rave,
Some rejoice in brown or flaxen,
Some think best their head to shave,
And sport a fancy-coloured Caxon.
I know one who had a poll
Grey as I have seen a parrot's,
Bought a wash, the envious soul,
And grew a crop of downright carrots.
Oh! my golden tresses rare—
My lovely, charming, golden tresses!
Truefitt sighs, and vainly tries
To match thy hue, my golden tresses.
(speaks)
Now to my toilet—nymphs, you know your places;
Prepare to sacrifice unto the graces.

Enter Papillotina.
Papil.
May't please your Majesty—

Queen.
I hope it may.

Papil.
There is a youth without—

Queen.
Without what, pray?

Papil.
Without the door.

Queen.
Well, let him keep without it;
What business has he with it or about it?

Papil.
He prays an audience in his master's name
King Lachrymoso.

Queen.
Why, sure, that's the same
Who sent to me a day or two ago;
Good gracious me! I told the creature “No!”

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Can't he be satisfied—or just go frantic—
Or kill himself, or anything romantic?

Papil.
But this ambassador—

Queen.
Back let him roam.
I'm dressing—I'm engaged—I'm not at home.

Papil.
Madam, if you'll permit me to advise,
You'll see this gentleman—he has such eyes!
And such a shape! and though not tall in stature,
Graceful by name, he's graceful, too, by nature.

Queen.
Heyday! the fellow's cast some spell upon her;
Pray is this language for a maid-of-honour?
I'm quite ashamed of you, I do declare.
“Such eyes,” indeed! I wonder how you dare
Talk of a young man's eyes! a girl like you!
I'll see this person; if your tale be true,
He is a dangerous fellow, and must be
Looked after.

Papil.
(aside)
By the women, certainly.

Queen.
Go, tell the porter to admit the dandy.

Papil.
I fly!

(Exit)
Queen.
And now, my handmaidens, be handy!
Dust down my throne, polish my ivory chair,
Weave me, of flowers, a chaplet fresh and fair,
Bring me my bracelets, and my chatelaine,
My kerchief scent with bouquet de la Reine,
My regal mantle o'er my shoulders throw,
And comb my precious hair out—comme il faut!

Air and Chorus—“Come 'e gentil”—“Don Pasqual e.”
[Queen]
Comb it genteelly,
And let it flow freely,
I'd fain look well,
Since he sends a swell.
My shoulders o'er,
Falling a yard or more,
He'll matchless swear,
The Fair with the Golden Hair.
And softly o'er us,
The while we parley,
O sing the chorus
From “Don Pasquale.”

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That music's spell
May charm his ears as well;
And he, and he
Enchanted quite may be.

Chorus.
To tambour and guitar sing,
While they parley,
The serenade so sweet from
“Don Pasquale.”

Enter Graceful and Papillotina.
Grace.
Most royal fair—
(aside)
I never saw such hair—
(aloud)
I come to tell—
(aside)
Such speaking eyes, as well—
(aloud)
Your throne, before,
Kneeling, I do implore—
(aside)
She's as fair as day!
I scarce know what I say!
Each look is fuel
Added to my fire.
O, fortune cruel!
With love I shall expire.

Chorus.
To tambour and guitar, &c.

Queen.
(aside)
I've hit him hard!

Grace.
(aside)
I never saw such beauty!
But, Graceful, be a man and do your duty!

Queen.
When you can speak we'll hear what you've to say.

Grace.
Madam, my forte is singing.

Queen.
Sing away.

Grace.
(aside)
She's proud and cold, as she is fair and nice!
Perhaps this is but artificial ice!
I'll break it by an effort energetic;
I'll sing her something cruelly pathetic.
Song—Graceful—“Lucy Long.”
I pray, fair queen, be silent,
And I'll sing you a little song;

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It's all about a mighty king,
Who's loved you, lady, long.
So take your time, Queen Luci-
dora; only mind my song;
You're the darling of this monarch,
So don't make him wait too long.
He is a perfect figure
As ever you did see;
He's handsomer and bigger
A great deal, ma'am, than me.
But take your time, Queen Lucidora;
only mind my song,
You're the darling, &c.
You said you wouldn't marry,
When he asked you t'other day;
You said you'd rather tarry,
And he'll let you have your way.
So take your time, Queen Luci-
dora; only mind my song,
You're the darling of this monarch,
So don't make him wait too long.

Queen.
(aside)
He is a pretty fellow, I confess.
(aloud)
Sir, I receive with pleasure this address,
But to its prayer I cannot yet accede;
I've made a vow no mortal suit to heed,
Until three things are done which I desire.

Grace.
Oh, do but tell me, ma'am, what you require.

Queen.
Walking along the river-side, last spring,
In taking off my glove I dropped my ring
Into the stream; which, if you'll kindly fish for,
And bring me back, is the first thing I wish for.

Grace.
(aside)
A pleasant first!

Queen.
The second's quite a trifle—
There is a giant, who has dared to rifle
And kill and eat some hundreds of my people;
He is almost as tall as a church steeple,
And has the monstrous impudence to say,
Unless I wed him, he'll eat me some day.

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Now, all I ask you in the second place
Is to cut off his head.

Grace.
(aside)
And she's the face
To call that quite a trifle! Ma'am, I've heard
Your two first small requests; pray what's the third?

Queen.
The third is rather difficult, I fear.
Not far from hence there is a cavern drear,
In which all sorts of dreadful monsters dwell!
But deep within it is a crystal well,
Of which the water has the virtue rare
To make one live for ever young and fair.
Now bring me of this eau-de-vie a bottle,
Find me my ring, and cut the giant's throttle,
And in return for such polite attention,
I'll marry any gentleman you'll mention.

Duo—“Ama tua madre”—“Lucresia Borgia.”
Grace.
Madam, with all humility
I must beg leave to mention
There's a little probability
Of such a condescension.
You ne'er are like to wed if all
This must be done before—
But I will go the whole animal,
Let it be e'er such a bore!
Let it be ever so dreadful a bore!

Queen.
Really this great civility,
From such a total stranger—
Doubtless with such ability
You will surmount each danger.
I've vow'd I ne'er will wed, if all
This be not done before;
So you must go the whole animal
Or never come here any more,
Or never, never come here any more.

(Exeunt Graceful, Queen and Train)