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LI. COLLOQUIES OF THE CANONGATE.

“Rem populi tractas.”—Pers.

Whence do you come, Sir knight, Sir knight,
So gloomy and glum, Sir knight, Sir knight?
“From Dudley, where stories
Invented by Tories
Have ruined my character quite, quite,
Have ruined my character quite.”
Who bade you appear, Sir knight, Sir knight,
To dazzle us here, Sir knight, Sir knight?

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“Lord Althorp, in trouble
That Pepys, my double,
Is not very ready to fight, fight,
Is not very ready to fight.”
What have you got, Sir knight, Sir knight,
To bother the Scot, Sir knight, Sir knight?
“A bow and a bag
And a tricolor flag
And speeches well sprinkled with spite, spite,
And speeches well sprinkled with spite.”
What have you done, Sir knight, Sir knight,
About the True Sun, Sir knight, Sir knight?
“I've shown that with reason
A Lord may talk treason
Which a Commoner ought not to write, write,
Which a Commoner ought not to write.”
What shall we see, Sir knight, Sir knight,
If we make you M.P., Sir knight, Sir knight?
“You'll see me depart
With my hand on my heart,
Very grateful and very polite,—lite,
Very grateful and very polite.”

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How will you cure, Sir knight, Sir knight,
The ills we endure, Sir knight, Sir knight?
“I've just got a notion
Of making a motion
That black shall in future be white, white,
That black shall in future be white.”