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XXVIII. A NURSERY SONG.

“I had forgot Waterloo.”
—Joseph Hume.

Hume has been dotting and carrying one,
Hume has been helping O'Connell and son,
Hume has been proving that wrong is right,
Hume has been voting that black is white;
Hume has so many things to do,
Hume has forgotten Waterloo.
Hume has been studying tare and tret,
Hume has been summing the national debt,
Hume has been babbling of silk and grain,
Hume has been poring o'er Cocker and Paine,

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Hume is a sage and a patriot too—
Hume has forgotten Waterloo.
Hume has been jobbing with infinite skill,
Hume has been treating the poor Greeks ill,
Hume has been rivalling Bowring's crimes,
Hume has been chid in the fierce old Times,
Hume has been reading the Yellow and Blue—
Hume has forgotten Waterloo.
Hume for his toils has a wide wide scope;
Hume is a friend to the friends of the Pope,
Hume has a pleasure in Antwerp's fall,
Hume has an eye on Greece and Gaul,
Hume has a heart for a Quaker or Jew—
Hume has forgotten Waterloo.
Hume has been praising Bentham's schemes,
Hume has been puffing Thomson's dreams,
Hume has been hinting that piety's cant,
Hume has been frightening good Charles Grant;
Hume is to me what he is to you;
Hume has forgotten Waterloo.