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II. THE CONVERT.

Good Lady Grace, the charming Blue,
Who lately loved, in Grosvenor Square,
To lecture to a favoured few
On birds and fishes, light and air,
Now flings her learned toys away,
And spells the wisdom of the Sun,
And whispers fifty times a day,
“Dear cousin, something must be done!”
She fears the rabble scarcely grow
A jot less apt to drink and swear;
She vows that Hume and Brougham and Co.
Are just as shocking as they were;

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What once she said of Mr. Grey
She says as plainly of his son;
She talks of Cobbett with dismay;
But bless her! something must be done.
She thinks as fondly as she thought
Of those that sailed with old Pellew;
She can't conceive that bondsmen fought
With Wellington at Waterloo;
She boasts of Britain's old renown,
Her dangers dared, her laurels won,
Her blameless Church, her bloodless Crown;
Alas! but something must be done.
She finds that speeches still are made,
And laws, and quartern loaves, and rhymes;
She finds the Three per Cents. are paid,
As they were paid in olden times;
She don't believe she's older now
Than when she laughed at Canning's fun;
But yet, no matter why or how,
She's sure that something must be done.
Come, ye who have been blind so long,
And see, by wisdom's modern light,

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Whatever has been, may be wrong,
Whatever is not, must be right.
Lord Brougham is in Lord Eldon's place;
The Whig millennium is begun;
Who would not vote, with Lady Grace,
That somehow something must be done?