Poems on Several Occasions | ||
Written extempore, on seeing Mr. GARRICK,
in the Character of Lord Chalkstone, in the Farce of Lethe.
I
Well done, old boy!—pshaw, damn the gout!The Chalkstones never fail;
Thy spirits, tho' thy limbs give out,
Are brisk as bottled ale.
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II
Claret the languid nerves renews;Champagne creates desire;
The glass a pretty girl can chuse;
What more can lord require?
III
Let grave-ones dictate temp'rate rules;They're nonsense to the Great:
Such sober maxims suit the fools
Who're born to no estate.
IV
To save the land, or arts restore,Their life let others waste;
Who cannot game, and drink, and whore,
Is not a Peer of taste.
V
Chalkstone! thy rank thou truly know'st:—The nobleman I see!
And, heav'n be prais'd! our isle can boast
Of many a Lord like thee.
Poems on Several Occasions | ||