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Written extempore, on seeing Mr. GARRICK,
  
  
  
  
  

Written extempore, on seeing Mr. GARRICK,

in the Character of Lord Chalkstone, in the Farce of Lethe.

I

Well done, old boy!—pshaw, damn the gout!
The Chalkstones never fail;
Thy spirits, tho' thy limbs give out,
Are brisk as bottled ale.

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II

Claret the languid nerves renews;
Champagne creates desire;
The glass a pretty girl can chuse;
What more can lord require?

III

Let grave-ones dictate temp'rate rules;
They're nonsense to the Great:
Such sober maxims suit the fools
Who're born to no estate.

IV

To save the land, or arts restore,
Their life let others waste;
Who cannot game, and drink, and whore,
Is not a Peer of taste.

V

Chalkstone! thy rank thou truly know'st:—
The nobleman I see!
And, heav'n be prais'd! our isle can boast
Of many a Lord like thee.