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A mastif whelp with other ruff-Island-lik Currs fetcht from amongst the Antipedes

Which bite and barke at the fantasticall humorists and abusers of the time [by William Goddard]
Goddard, William

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THE MASTIFFE WHELPE
  
To my very loving Frends, GF. RN. WS. RG. IF. IG. Gentlemen of the Innee Temple.
  
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AN APPOLOGJE.
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Satire. 29.

[Hang Tom: what hee? hee's but a foole to mee]

Hang Tom: what hee? hee's but a foole to mee
For tricks, you all may learne come, I'le teach thee.
Tom dares not looke an Emp'rour in the face:
Hang puling Apes; he wants a manly grace.
Why Tom will blush, if once hee tell a lie:
Hee has no skill ith'world to cogg a die.
Tom's witt's most blockish; faugh, 'tis too too course,
I'le wadg my life the gull ne're yet stole horse,
Noe nor soe much (I thinke) as e're tooke purse,
He thy Tutor? thou canst not chuse a worse.
Hee'le teach the this to groape a wenches plackett,
Hang him Cowe, hee dares not diue a pockett,
Or milke-sop-like to lead a wench the haie,
Base-harted-babe he dares not make afraie.
Forsake him Nedd: thou shalt my scholler bee,
I'le learne thee Arte my Rogue; be rul'd by mee.
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