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The Farmer told a mighty fib
About the virtues of his rib;
What webs she wove; how long they wore—
Never wore out and never tore.
The very breeches he had on
Got hitch'd a white-oak stump upon
One day, while ploughing; he held fast
And cheered his oxen, till at last
Stump, root and all, broke from the ground,
But left his breeches whole and sound.