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CONTENTS:

CONTENTS:

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• A Curious Dream. (Mark Twain.) 3

• My Late Senatorial Secretaryship. (Mark Twain.) 10

• The New Crime. (Mark Twain.) 16

• Back from “Yurrup.” (Mark Twain.) 22

• More Distinction. (Mark Twain.) 26

• A Self-Made Man. (Mark Twain.) 30

• The Barber. (A short Drama.) 32

• Florence, The Pirate. 34

• My Forenoon with the Baby. 51

• Odds and Ends. 42, 44, 45 to 50; 57 to 63

  ILLUSTRATIONS.

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• A Howard Watch Wanted, 2

• A Mind at Rest, 5

• The Weed Sewing Machine 9

• My Eye is Upon You, 11

• A Newspaper Man and Man of Letters, 13

• Fashions,—Ancient and Modern, 15

• The Mutual Life Insurance Co., 17

• The New York Reader, 19

• The Remington Rifle, 21

• Peake, Opdycke & Co., 23

• Phœbus Fecit, 25

• Miniature Type (The New York Sun,) 27

• ” ” (” ” ” Tribune,) 31

• ” ” (” ” ” Observer,) 33

• The Waters' Piano, 35

• A Difficult Shot, 43

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