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EGYPTIAN HALL,
PICCADILLY.

Every Night (except Saturday) at 8.

SATURDAY MORNINGS AT 3.

Artemus Ward

AMONG THE MORMONS.

During the Vacation the Hall has been carefully Swept out,
and a new Door-Knob has been added to the Door.

Mr. Artemus Ward will call on the Citizens of London, at their residences,
and explain any jokes in his narrative which they may not understand.

A person of long-established integrity will take excellent care of Bonnets,
Cloaks, etc., during the Entertainment; the Audience better leave their
money, however, with Mr. Ward; he will return it to them in a day or
two, or invest it for them in America as they may think best.


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Nobody must say that he likes the Lecture unless he wishes to be
thought eccentric; and nobody must say that he doesn't like it unless
he really is eccentrio. (This requires thinking over, but it will amply
repay perusal.)

The Panorama used to Illustrate Mr. WARD'S Narrative is
rather worse than Panoramas usually are.

Mr. Ward will not be responsible for any debts of his own contracting.