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56. CHAPTER LVI.

KING MEDIA A HOST.

Striking into a grove, about sunset we emerged upon a
fine, clear space, and spied a city in the woods.

In the middle of all, like a generalissimo's marquee among
tents, was a structure more imposing than the rest. Here,
abode King Media.

Disposed round a space some fifty yards square, were
many palm posts staked firmly in the earth. A man's
height from the ground, these supported numerous horizontal
trunks, upon which lay a flooring of habiscus. High
over this dais, but resting upon independent supports beyond,
a gable-ended roof sloped away to within a short distance of
the ground.

Such was the palace.

We entered it by an arched, arbored entrance, at one of
its palmetto-thatched ends. But not through this exclusive
portal entered the Islanders. Humbly stooping, they found
ingress under the drooping eaves. A custom immemorial,
and well calculated to remind all contumacious subjects of
the dignity of the habitation thus entered.

Three steps led to the summit of the dais, where piles of
soft mats, and light pillows of woven grass, stuffed with the
golden down of a wild thistle, invited all loiterers to lounge.

How pleasant the twilight that welled up from under the
low eaves, above which we were seated. And how obvious
now the design of the roof. No shade more grateful and
complete; the garish sun lingering without like some lackey
in waiting.


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But who is this in the corner, gaping at us like a butler
in a quandary? Media's household deity, in the guise of a
plethoric monster, his enormous head lolling back, and wide,
gaping mouth stuffed full of fresh fruits and green leaves.
Truly, had the idol possessed a soul under his knotty ribs,
how tantalizing to hold so glorious a mouthful without the
power of deglutition. Far worse than the inexorable lock-jaw,
which will not admit of the step preliminary to a
swallow.

This jolly Josh image was that of an inferior deity, the
god of Good Cheer, and often after, we met with his merry
round mouth in many other abodes in Mardi. Daily, his
jaws are replenished, as a flower vase in summer.

But did the demi-divine Media thus brook the perpetual
presence of a subaltern divinity? Still more; did he render
it homage? But ere long the Mardian mythology will be
discussed, thereby making plain what may now seem anomalous.

Politely escorting us into his palace, Media did the honors
by inviting his guests to recline. He then seemed very anxious
to impress us with the fact, that, by bringing us to his
home, and thereby charging the royal larder with our maintenance,
he had taken no hasty or imprudent step. His
merry butlers kept piling round us viands, till we were well
nigh walled in. At every fresh deposit, Media directing
our attention to the same, as yet additional evidence of his
ample resources as a host. The evidence was finally closed
by dragging under the eaves a felled plantain tree, the spike
of red ripe fruit, sprouting therefrom, blushing all over, at
so rude an introduction to the notice of strangers.

During this scene, Jarl was privily nudging Samoa, in
wonderment, to know what upon earth it all meant. But
Samoa, scarcely deigning to notice interrogatories propounded
through the elbow, only let drop a vague hint or two.

It was quite amusing, what airs Samoa now gave himself,
at least toward my Viking. Among the Mardians he was


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at home. And who, when there, stretches not out his legs,
and says unto himself, “Who is greater than I?”

To be plain: concerning himself and the Skyeman, the
tables were turned. At sea, Jarl had been the oracle: an
old sea-sage, learned in hemp and helm. But our craft
high and dry, the Upoluan lifted his crest as the erudite
pagan; master of Gog and Magog, expounder of all things
heathenish and obscure.

An hour or two was now laughed away in very charming
conversation with Media; when I hinted, that a couch
and solitude would be acceptable. Whereupon, seizing a
taper, our host escorted us without the palace. And ushering
us into a handsome unoccupied mansion, gave me to understand
that the same was mine. Mounting to the dais,
he then instituted a vigorous investigation, to discern whether
every thing was in order. Not fancying something about
the mats, he rolled them up into bundles, and one by one
sent them flying at the heads of his servitors; who, upon
that gentle hint made off with them, soon after returning
with fresh ones. These, with mathematical precision, Media
in person now spread on the dais; looking carefully to
the fringes or ruffles with which they were bordered, as if
striving to impart to them a sentimental expression.

This done, he withdrew.