III
The Babbitts invited the McKelveys to dinner, in early December,
and the McKelveys not only accepted but, after changing
the date once or twice, actually came.
The Babbitts somewhat thoroughly discussed the details of
the dinner, from the purchase of a bottle of champagne to the
number of salted almonds to be placed before each person.
Especially did they mention the matter of the other guests.
To the last Babbitt held out for giving Paul Riesling the benefit
of being with the McKelveys. "Good old Charley would
like Paul and Verg Gunch better than some highfalutin' Willy
boy,'' he insisted, but Mrs. Babbitt interrupted his observations
with, "Yes—perhaps— I think I'll try to get some
Lynnhaven oysters,'' and when she was quite ready she invited
Dr. J. T. Angus, the oculist, and a dismally respectable lawyer
named Maxwell, with their glittering wives.
Neither Angus nor Maxwell belonged to the Elks or to the
Athletic Club; neither of them had ever called Babbitt
"brother'' or asked his opinions on carburetors. The only
"human people'' whom she invited, Babbitt raged, were the
Littlefields; and Howard Littlefield at times became so statistical
that Babbitt longed for the refreshment of Gunch's, "Well,
old lemon-pie-face, what's the good word?''
Immediately after lunch Mrs. Babbitt began to set the
table for the seven-thirty dinner to the McKelveys, and Babbitt
was, by order, home at four. But they didn't find anything
for him to do, and three times Mrs. Babbitt scolded,
"Do please try to keep out of the way!'' He stood in the
door of the garage, his lips drooping, and wished that Littlefield
or Sam Doppelbrau or somebody would come along and
talk to him. He saw Ted sneaking about the corner of the
house.
"What's the matter, old man?'' said Babbitt.
"Is that you, thin, owld one? Gee, Ma certainly is on the
warpath! I told her Rone and I would jus' soon not be let in
on the fiesta to-night, and she bit me. She says I got to take
a bath, too. But, say, the Babbitt men will be some lookers
to-night! Little Theodore in a dress-suit!''
"The Babbitt men!'' Babbitt liked the sound of it. He put
his arm about the boy's shoulder. He wished that Paul Riesling
had a daughter, so that Ted might marry her. "Yes, your
mother is kind of rouncing round, all right,'' he said, and they
laughed together, and sighed together, and dutifully went in
to dress.
The McKelveys were less than fifteen minutes late.
Babbitt hoped that the Doppelbraus would see the McKelveys'
limousine, and their uniformed chauffeur, waiting in
front.
The dinner was well cooked and incredibly plentiful, and
Mrs. Babbitt had brought out her grandmother's silver
candlesticks. Babbitt worked hard. He was good. He told none
of the jokes he wanted to tell. He listened to the others. He
started Maxwell off with a resounding, "Let's hear about your
trip to the Yellowstone.'' He was laudatory, extremely laudatory.
He found opportunities to remark that Dr. Angus was
a benefactor to humanity, Maxwell and Howard Littlefield profound
scholars, Charles McKelvey an inspiration to ambitious
youth, and Mrs. McKelvey an adornment to the social circles
of Zenith, Washington, New York, Paris, and numbers of other
places.
But he could not stir them. It was a dinner without a soul.
For no reason that was clear to Babbitt, heaviness was over
them and they spoke laboriously and unwillingly.
He concentrated on Lucille McKelvey, carefully not looking
at her blanched lovely shoulder and the tawny silken bared
which supported her frock.
"I suppose you'll be going to Europe pretty soon again,
won't you?'' he invited.
"I'd like awfully to run over to Rome for a few weeks.''
"I suppose you see a lot of pictures and music and curios
and everything there.''
"No, what I really go for is: there's a little trattoria on the
Via della Scrofa where you get the best fettuccine in the world.''
"Oh, I— Yes. That must be nice to try that. Yes.''
At a quarter to ten McKelvey discovered with profound regret
that his wife had a headache. He said blithely, as Babbitt
helped him with his coat, "We must lunch together some time,
and talk over the old days.''
When the others had labored out, at half-past ten, Babbitt
turned to his wife, pleading, "Charley said he had a corking
time and we must lunch—said they wanted to have us up to
the house for dinner before long.''
She achieved, "Oh, it's just been one of those quiet evenings
that are often so much more enjoyable than noisy parties
where everybody talks at once and doesn't really settle down
to-nice quiet enjoyment.''
But from his cot on the sleeping-porch he heard her weeping,
slowly, without hope.