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He dropped the pile of Sunday School journals.
He pondered, "Now, there's a real he-world. Corking!
"Ashamed I haven't sat in more. Fellow that's an influence
in the community—shame if he doesn't take part in a real
virile hustling religion. Sort of Christianity Incorporated, you
might say.
"But with all reverence.
"Some folks might claim these Sunday School fans are undignified
and unspiritual and so on. Sure! Always some skunk
to spring things like that! Knocking and sneering and tearing-down—so
much easier than building up. But me, I certainly
hand it to these magazines. They've brought ole George
F. Babbitt into camp, and that's the answer to the critics!
"The more manly and practical a fellow is, the more he
ought to lead the enterprising Christian life. Me for it! Cut
out this carelessness and boozing and— Rone! Where the
devil you been? This is a fine time o' night to be coming in!''
