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John heywoodes woorkes

A dialogue conteynyng the number of the effectuall prouerbes in the Englishe tongue, compact in a matter concernynge two maner of maryages. With one hundred of Epigrammes: and three hundred of Epigrammes upon three hundred prouerbes: and a fifth hundred of Epigrammes. Whereunto are now newly added a syxt hundred of Epigrams by the sayde John Heywood
Heywood, John (1497?-1580?)

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The Preface.
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[Of mine acquayntance a certaine yong man]
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The firste hundred of Epigrammes.
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Three hundred Epigrammes, vpon three hundred prouerbes
 1. 
Of amendment. 1.
 2. 
Wagging of beardes. 2.
 3. 
Of haste. 3.
 4. 
Breakyng of square. 4.
 5. 
Lookyng and leapyng. 5.
 6. 
Weddyng and hanging. 6.
 7. 
Of delay. 7.
 8. 
Of wittes. 8.
 9. 
No lacke in loue. 9.
 10. 
Of homely home. 10.
 11. 
Geuyng and takyng. 11.
 12. 
Jacke and Gill. 12.
 13. 
Of the ende of a wit. 13.
 14. 
Of bought wit. 14.
 15. 
Of haste and waste. 15.
 16. 
Makyng of malte. 16.
 17. 
Of an akyng eye. 17.
 18. 
What thing beggers choose. 18.
 19. 
Of robbyng. 19.
 20. 
Of neede and law. 20.
 21. 
Of beginnyng and endyng. 21.
 22. 
Of grace. 22.
 23. 
Of fore prouision. 23.
 24. 
Of saiyng and doyng. 24.
 25. 
Of treadyng on a worme. 25.
 26. 
Of ease in an Inne. 26.
 27. 
How to proue a freende. 27.
 28. 
Vnwise weddyng. 28.
 29. 
Some thyng and nothyng. 29.
 30. 
The sleapyng dogge. 30.
 31. 
Of hap. 31.
 32. 
Of syght and mynde. 32.
 33. 
Of mirth with wisdome. 33.
 34. 
Of holding of a nose. 34.
 35. 
An eye sore. 35.
 36. 
Of recknyng. 36.
 37. 
Settyng vp a candell. 37.
 38. 
Of cloudes and weather. 38.
 39. 
Of making and marryng. 39.
 40. 
Of byrdes and byrders. 40.
 41. 
Of sorowes. 41.
 42. 
Of feedyng and teaching. 42.
 43. 
Of suffiance. 43.
 44. 
Of him that set his hand on his money. 44.
 45. 
Of a horse coriyng. 45.
 46. 
Of shame. 46.
 47. 
A lordes hart and a beggers purse. 47.
 48. 
Of fergettyng. 48.
 49. 
Of the harte and the heele. 49.
 50. 
Praise of a man aboue a horse. 50.
 51. 
Of weeping. 51.
 52. 
Of two false knaues. 52.
 53. 
A hart in a hose. 53.
 54. 
Of creeping and goyng. 54.
 55. 
Of flotyng and fleetyng. 55.
 56. 
A man at an ebbe. 56.
 57. 
Syght in a mylstone. 57.
 58. 
Of throwyng. 58.
 59. 
Of store. 59.
 60. 
Of one in prison. 60.
 61. 
Saintes and deuilles. 61.
 62. 
Of botching. 62.
 63. 
Of a yeres fayre. 63.
 64. 
Of a cap and a head. 64.
 65. 
A theefe that hath no felow. 65.
 66. 
False measures. 66.
 67. 
Of cleane sweepyng. 67.
 68. 
Turnyng of typpettes. 68.
 69. 
Of theft and receite. 69.
 70. 
Of woorke and play. 70.
 71. 
Of a peinted sheathe. 71.
 72. 
The hare and the hound. 72.
 73. 
Of beggers syngyng. 73.
 74. 
Of two faces. 74.
 75. 
Of beggyng. 75.
 76. 
Of nothing. 76.
 77. 
Of ventring. 77.
 78. 
Of shalbe and shall not be. 78.
 79. 
The blacke oxe. 79.
 80. 
Of brydlyng. 80.
 81. 
Mendyng and payryng. 81.
 82. 
Of runnyng without turnyng. 82.
 83. 
Biyng a pyg. 83.
 84. 
Hungry flies. 84.
 85. 
Of louyng a dog. 85.
 86. 
Of precious stones. 86.
 87. 
Of yll and good wynde. 87.
 88. 
Of sooth boorde. 88.
 89. 
Of tales tolde in the eare. 89.
 90. 
Of goyng. 90.
 91. 
Of neede. 91.
 92. 
Takyng hart of grasse. 92.
 93. 
Of nothyng and althing. 93.
 94. 
Couetyng and leesing. 94.
 95. 
Of the marche hare. 95.
 96. 
How god will not do for vs. 96.
 97. 
Of harping on a string. 97.
 98. 
A losse by the deuils death. 98.
 99. 
Of a sheepes iye. 99.
 100. 
Of ruse. 100.
 101. 
Of blinde bayard. 101.
 102. 
Of the spinsters thrift. 102.
 103. 
Of defenes. 103.
 104. 
Of a good hors. 104.
 105. 
Of waies to the wood. 105.
 106. 
Of one that may soone amend. 106.
 107. 
An ill hearer. 107.
 108. 
Of a good face. 108.
 109. 
A sharpe thorne. 109.
 110. 
Commyng and goyng. 110.
 111. 
The better cumth seldome. 111.
 112. 
One driueth out an other. 112.
 113. 
Of burden. 113.
 114. 
Runnyng and goyng. 114.
 115. 
A locke of tooles. 115.
 116. 
Tast of a mans tales. 116.
 117. 
Of a cattes looke. 117.
 118. 
One put out of a creede. 118.
 119. 
All that may be won of the fox. 119.
 120. 
The suertie of some seale. 120.
 121. 
The hares goyng away. 121.
 122. 
Judgement of colours. 122.
 123. 
Hap and wit. 123.
 124. 
Of fortune to fooles. 124.
 125. 
Of loosers wordes. 125.
 126. 
Gettyng and spendyng. 126.
 127. 
Matters not leyde a water. 127.
 128. 
Measure. 128.
 129. 
Goyng beyonde the wall. 129.
 130. 
Of harme. 130.
 131. 
Wit kept by warmth. 131.
 132. 
Light comyng and goyng. 132.
 133. 
Of kissing. 133.
 134. 
Of leaue. 134.
 135. 
God in the almery. 135.
 136. 
The diuell in thorologe. 136.
 137. 
The best. 137.
 138. 
The woorst. 138.
 139. 
Lastyng of woonder. 139.
 140. 
Of a galde horse. 140.
 141. 
Good begynnyng and ende. 141.
 142. 
The still soowe. 142
 143. 
Of stumblyng. 143.
 144. 
Of the shoe and the sole. 144.
 145. 
Myght and ryght. 145.
 146. 
Byrth and teaching. 146.
 147. 
Of hangyng. 147.
 148. 
An olde knaue. 148.
 149. 
A mans heare and his whood. 149.
 150. 
Geynes and losses. 150.
 151. 
Theeues fallyng out. 151.
 152. 
Of a shorne face. 152.
 153. 
A benche whistler. 153.
 154. 
What god sayde to one. 154.
 155. 
Boowyng and breaking. 155.
 156. 
Of wrestlyng. 156.
 157. 
God and the church. 157.
 158. 
Of one tale in all men tolde. 158.
 159. 
Of malkin. 159.
 160. 
Rashe ventringe. 160.
 161. 
A scabde horse. 161.
 162. 
Of syttyng. 162.
 163. 
Ale and wyt. 163.
 164. 
Of restitucion. 164.
 165. 
Eatyng of flies. 165.
 166. 
Of the foxes preaching. 166.
 167. 
Of poore mens soules. 167.
 168. 
Promise of lycence. 168.
 169. 
Of little saiyng. 169.
 170. 
Of the tyde. 170.
 171. 
Praise of good ende. 171.
 172. 
Of hearyng and iudgeyng. 172.
 173. 
A lesson for lookyng. 173.
 174. 
Of a womans lines. 174.
 175. 
The crowe called white. 175.
 176. 
Of the olde foole. 176.
 177. 
Of a beane. 177.
 178. 
The gyft of a pyg. 178.
 179. 
Chaunge and robery. 179.
 180. 
Of fayre woordes. 180.
 181. 
Of laughyng. 181.
 182. 
Of seekyng. 182.
 183. 
Of a head vnder a gyrdell. 183.
 184. 
Of wyde shootyng. 184.
 185. 
The fooles bolte. 185.
 186. 
Of a marchant. 186.
 187. 
Of tongue. 187.
 188. 
Of speeche. 188.
 189. 
A busy body. 189.
 190. 
Of time. 190.
 191. 
Of far castyng. 191.
 192. 
Of hunger. 192.
 193. 
Of feedyng. 193.
 194. 
Of Mortimers sow. 194.
 195. 
Of fleabytyng. 195.
 196. 
The breechelesse maister. 196.
 197. 
Of meate and sauce. 197.
 198. 
Of proferd seruice. 198.
 199. 
Of common medlers. 199.
 200. 
Of enough and a feast. 200.
 201. 
Of plaine fashion. 201.
 202. 
Of him that cumth last. 202.
 203. 
Of striuyng. 203.
 204. 
Of sittyng. 204.
 205. 
Of writyng to frendes. 205.
 206. 
Of great clarkes. 206.
 207. 
Of killyng. 207.
 208. 
Of falshed. 208.
 209. 
Of bleedyng. 209.
 210. 
Of seyng. 210.
 211. 
Of ils. 211.
 212. 
Of Pepper. 212.
 213. 
Of an ill stake. 213.
 214. 
Of suffraunce. 214.
 215. 
Of misrecknyng. 215.
 216. 
Of euen recknyng. 216.
 217. 
Of takyng. 217.
 218. 
Of mum. 218.
 219. 
Of stoppyng a mouth. 219.
 220. 
Of castyng. 220.
 221. 
Of Jacke. 221.
 222. 
Of the winking Cat. 222.
 223. 
Of saying nay. 223.
 224. 
Of the pie and crowe. 224.
 225. 
Of saying nought but mum. 225.
 226. 
Of tounge and wit. 226.
 227. 
Of owne. 227.
 228. 
Of spinnyng. 228.
 229. 
Of laughyng. 229.
 230. 
Of pleying. 230.
 231. 
Of the winde blowyng. 231.
 232. 
Of far and nie. 232.
 233. 
Of thynstep. 233.
 233. 
Of smaule and greate. 233.
 234. 
Of the keyse. 234.
 236. 
Of prouender. 236.
 237. 
Of sum here and there. 237.
 238. 
Of the persons lemman. 238.
 239. 
Of il weede. 239.
 240. 
Of synkyng. 240.
 241. 
Of good syluer. 241.
 242. 
Of the proude cocke. 242
 243. 
Of fat in the fyre. 243.
 244. 
Of bowe bent. 244.
 245. 
Of gods beynge. 245.
 246. 
Of kinsfolke. 246.
 247. 
Of Freendshippe. 247.
 248. 
Of nothinge. 248.
 249. 
Of pouertee. 249.
 250. 
Of eares glowyng. 250.
 251. 
Of poste and pyller. 251.
 252. 
Of may be. 252.
 253. 
Of vse. 253.
 254. 
[Folly to spurne or kycke ageynst the harde wall.]
 255. 
Of tiyng the bell. 255.
 256. 
Of had I wyst. 256.
 257. 
Of daunsyng. 257.
 258. 
Of the cat eatyng fyshe. 258.
 259. 
Of the blinde. 259.
 260. 
Of the woorst and best. 260.
 261. 
Of fyue egges. 261.
 262. 
Of clymyng.. 262.
 263. 
Of the wey. 263.
 264. 
Of waytyng. 264.
 265. 
Of Ryme. 265.
 266. 
Of fyshyng. 266.
 267. 
Of good. 267.
 268. 
Of the hot yron. 268.
 269. 
Of the purse. 269.
 270. 
Of many handes. 270.
 271. 
Of the lothe stake. 271.
 272. 
Of hauinge. 272.
 273. 
Of counsell. 273.
 274. 
Of Roome. 274
 275. 
Of Speeche. 275.
 276. 
Of one had in the wynde. 276.
 277. 
Of one yll shod. 277.
 278. 
Of all and naught. 278.
 279. 
Of warnyng. 279.
 280. 
Of byrdes flowne. 280.
 281. 
Of leauyng. 281.
 282. 
Of settyng in foote. 282.
 283. 
Of fast byndyng. 283.
 284. 
Of hap. 284.
 285. 
Of tyme. 285.
 286. 
Of the fat hog. 286.
 287. 
The bale and boote. 287.
 288. 
Of sowes. 288.
 289. 
Of makyng a crosse. 289.
 290. 
Of a pad. 290.
 281. 
Of long standyng. 281.
 282. 
Of the weaker, 282.
 293. 
Of catchyng. 293.
 294. 
Of holdyng. 294.
 295. 
Of knowledge. 295.
 296. 
Of smellyngs 296.
 297. 
Of nought laide downe. 297.
 298. 
Of syght and fare. 298.
 299. 
Of the pot not broken. 299.
 300. 
Of late and neuer. 300.
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Of Mortimers sow. 194.

Backare, quoth Mortimer to his sow.
Went that sow backe, at that biddyng trowe you?

Otherwise.

Backare quoth Mortimer to his sow: se
Mortimers sow speakth as good latin as he.

Otherwise.

Backare quoth Mortimer to his sowe:
The bore shall backe first (quoth she) I make a vowe.
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