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Epigram. 60. Cur Uulcanus non Planeta.

Why is not Vulcan, many times I wonder,
Amongst the seuen Celestiall Planets one:
He that made Ioue the Gyant-quelling Thunder,
When he kept shop within the Torrid

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Why not as well as Mars the God of strife?
Or Saturne he that lookes so dull and dunne?
Why not as Mercury that cunning Theefe;
Or that prospectiue-glasse-ei'd God the Sunne?
I wonder why not rather then his wife?
Or changing Moone (and one as horn'd as hee?)
I cannot find the reason for my life,
Except (and that may chance some reason bee)
Because a fellow of no Influence:
Bad in Coniunction, worser in Aspect,
And therefore Mars got the preheminence,
For he suppli'd, where Uulcan made defect:
Besides his polt-foot; all these might fore-token
Hee should no Planet be, but Planet-stroken