CHAPTER ONE: THE ETIQUETTE OF COURTSHIP
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FLOWERS AND THEIR MESSAGE IN COURTSHIP
IT is now time to settle down to the more serious business of courtship. Her letter shows beyond the shadow of a figurative doubt that she is "interested," and the next move is "up to you." Probably she will soon come into the office to see her father, in which case you should have ready at hand some appropriate gift, such as, for example, a nice potted geranium. Great care should be taken, however, that it is a plant of the correct species,
Fringed Gentian—"I am going out to get a shave. Back at 3:30."
Poppy—"I would be proud to be the father of your children."
Golden-rod—"I hear that you have hay-fever."
Tuberose—"Meet me Saturday at the Fourteenth Street subway station."
Blood-root—"Aunt Kitty murdered Uncle Fred Thursday."
Dutchman's Breeches—"That case of Holland gin and Old Tailor has arrived. Come on over."
Iris—"Could you learn to love an optician?"
Aster—"Who was that stout Jewish-looking party I saw you with in the hotel lobby Friday?"
Deadly Nightshade—"Pull down those blinds, quick!"
Passion Flower—"Phone Main 1249—ask for Eddie."
Raspberry—"I am announcing my engagement to Charlie O'Keefe Tuesday."
Wild Thyme—"I have seats for the Hippodrome Saturday afternoon."
The above flowers can also be combined to make different meanings, as, for example, a bouquet composed of three tuberoses and some Virginia creeper generally signifies the following, "The reason I didn't call for you yesterday was that I had three inner tube punctures, besides a lot of engine trouble in that old car I bought in Virginia last year. Gosh, I'm sorry!"
But to return to the etiquette of our present courtship. As Miss Doe leaves the office you follow her, holding the potted plant in your
CHAPTER ONE: THE ETIQUETTE OF COURTSHIP
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