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The Last Will and Testament of Father Peters.
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In his Holiness Name,With Amen I proclaim
My last Will and Testament following:
Who in body am well,
But in mind monstrous ill;
While in dismal Dispair I am wallowing.
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My Soul I bequeath,To the Regions beneath;
It has long to the Devil been due:
To be tortur'd in pain,
More than I did ordain
To inflict on the Heretick Crew.
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My Body a Pledge,I give to the Sledge,
To ride on't to Tyburn in state:
And there in a Cart,
Before I depart,
All my Villanous Actions relate.
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When the Rout I've harrang'd,To submit to be Hang'd;
And ere dead to be cut down and Quarter'd:
While each Blockhead and Whore
Dips a Clout in my Gore,
To proclaim to the World I am Martyr'd.
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My Politick HeadWith my Quarters when Dead,
Each one to be perch'd on a Pole;
Thus by Prophetick Spirit,
According to Merit,
I've dispos'd of my Body and Soul.
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And next I declare,Not to mention an Heir,
My Executors wholly and full,
To cut off all other,
The Spark and his Mother,
VVho three Politick Nations wou'd Gull.
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My Funeral Charge,As it will not be large,
So 'twill take up less room in my VVill:
But were it much more,
Since I die on this score,
They'll never be troubled with Bill.
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It may do 'em both goodFor all their High Blood,
'Tis Full Threescore thousand compleat:
As I got it by Fools,
So I leave it to Tools,
While the Church and Relations I Cheat.
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My Books, tho' not many,For I never lov'd any,
They may keep for their private Occasions;
They're of Riddles and Dreams,
From whence I took Theams
To furnish my self with Orations.
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The rest of my Stuff,Since they have enough,
I Bequeath to a pretty young Sinner;
'Twill furnish a Room
To practise at Home,
And encourage a happy Beginner.
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I'll not give 'em the TroubleTo pay the Priests double,
To fetch me from Purgatory:
For that, like the rest
Of our Creed, is a Jest;
And as true as the Song of John Dory.
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For if there's a Hell,I deserve it so well
I need not despair of the Place;
And none but an Ass
Will believe that the Mass,
Can ever restore him to Grace.
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I confess they are fools,Which our Church daily gulls,
And particularly with this Nation:
Such as when they do Pray,
Know not one word they say,
'Tis their Ignorance helps their Devotion.
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But I am wide of my Text,Being damnably vext
To see how the Jesuits are fool'd;
And your prospects of peace
Do my Torments increase,
More than losing my Life and my Gold.
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On our Brotherhood allMay my last blessing fall,
And on every Monk, Friar and Priest;
May they ere 'tis too late
Partake of my Fate,
And become every Hereticks Jest.
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I wou'd have Enlarg'd,But my Conscience discharg'd,
I'll here make an end of my Sermon,
And wish all this Throng
May be damn'd, Old and Young,
And so drive away, Honest Carman.
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