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GIRLS.

IN my capacity of publisher I recently received a manuscript from a teacher which embodied a number of answers given by her pupils to questions propounded. These answers show that the children had nothing but the sound to go by-the sense was perfectly empty. Here are some of their answers to words they were asked to define: Auriferous-pertaining to an orifice; ammonia-the food of the gods; equestrian-one who asks questions; parasite-a kind of umbrella; ipecac-a man who likes a good dinner. And here is the definition of an ancient word honored by a great party: Republican-a sinner mentioned in the Bible. And here is an innocent deliverance of a zoological kind: "There are a good many donkeys in the theological gardens." Here also is a definition which really isn't very bad in its way: Demagogue-a vessel containing beer and other liquids. Here, too, is a sample of a boy's composition on girls, which, I must say, I rather like:

"Girls are very stuckup and dignified in their manner and behaveyour. They think more of dress than anything and like to play with dowls and rags. They cry if they see a cow in a far distance and are afraid of guns. They stay at home all the time and go to church every Sunday. They are al-ways sick. They are al-ways funy and making fun of boys hands and they say how dirty. They cant play marbles. I pity them poor things. They make fun of boys and then turn round and love them. I don't belave they ever killed a cat or anything. They look out every nite and say, 'Oh, a'nt the moon lovely!' Thir is one thing I have not told and that is they al-ways now their lessons bettern boys."