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LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

• PANKHURST, MRS.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Frontispiece.
• BRYAN, WILLIAM JENNINGS. . . . . . . . . . .Facing page 22
• HOLMES, SHERLOCK . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Facing page 54
• ROOSEVELT, THEODORE. . . . . . . . . . . . .Facing page 94
• SHAKESPEARE, WILLIAM . . . . . . . . . . . .Facing page 102
• WILSON, WOODROW. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Facing page 116

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ABBREVIATIONS

• A1.......... Can open charge account.
• A. B........ Four years hard sentence.
• A. M........ When we get up.
• Cit......... Common people.
• C. O. D..... No credit.
• Cong........ A Washington organization used for social and investigation purposes.
• D. D........ Be careful of your jokes.
• Dem......... Politicians who get in office, once in awhile.
• D. H........ Pull.
• D. T........ Delirium tremens.
• Ets......... The rest of us.
• F. R. A..... Brains.
• F. R. G. S.. People who do not stay at home.
• G. O. P..... Hic jacet.
• Hon......... Speaker of the occasion.
• H. R. H..... Chief advertiser for cigarettes, mustard and kid gloves.
• I........... Roosevelt.
• Incog....... Prominent men in Paris.
• IOU......... Hard luck.

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• Ire......... Mother of politicians
• LL. D....... American millionaires.
• M. P........ Home rule debaters.
• Parl........ Where the M. P.s debate.
• P. M........ When we go to bed.
• R. A........ Any kind of a painter but a cubist.
• Rep......... See G. O. P.
• R. I. P..... See following pages.
• Sir......... Writers and tea merchants.
• U. S. A..... Bryan + Wilson.

OBITUARY

• Bryan, William Jennings, of U. S. A.
• Cannon, Joseph G., of U. S. Congress.
• Castro, Cipriano, of Venezuela Asphalt Trust.
• Cavalieri, Lina, of Paris and New York City.
• Cook, Doctor Fred. A., of New York City and Denmark.
• Dewey, George E., of U. S. N.
• Diaz, Perfiro, of Mexico.
• Din, Gunga, of Kipling.
• Dreyfus, Captain, of France.
• Fallieres, Armand, of the French Republic.
• Gorky, Maxime, of Russia.
• Hafid, Mulai, of Morocco.
• Hamed, Abdul, of Turkey.
• Hammerstein, Oscar, of New York City and London.
• Holmes, Sherlock, of Doyle.
• Huerta, V., General of Mexico.
• Irish Home Rule, of Ireland and London.
• Johnson, Jack, of U. S. A.
• Lloyd-George, David, of England.
• Manuel, King, of Portugal.
• Pankhurst, Mrs., of England.
• Patti, Adelina, of Wales.

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• Roberts, Frederick S., of Kandohr.
• Rojesvensky, Admiral, of Russia.
• Roosevelt, Theodore, of "The Outlook.''
• Shackelton, Earnest, of England.
• Shuster, Morgan, of Persia.
• Sulzer, William, of Tammany Fall.
• Taft, William Howard, of Cincinnati, U. S. A.
• Time, Father, of Everywhere.
• Turkey.
• Widow, Merry, of Paris, London, and New York City.