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The Siege of Troy

A Burlesque, In One Act
  
  
  
PERSONS MISREPRESENTED.

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PERSONS MISREPRESENTED.

    GREEKS.

    Agamemnon
    “The king of kings, Atrides you survey,
    Great in the war, and great in arts of sway.”

  • Mr. Barrett
  • Menelaus (his brother, who, having married in haste some ten years before the rising of the curtain, has had abundant leisure for the proverbial repentance

  • Mr. Fitzjames
  • Ajax (otherwise the Salamis pet, a very strong part indeed, of such irresistible weight that it defies all lightning)

  • Mr. C. Young (First Appearance at this Theatre)
  • Teucer (his little brother)

  • Miss Goward
  • Diomed (a Commander in the Greek Navy)

  • Mr. Gaston Murray
  • Ulysses (an astute gentleman from the North, not in the least hurry to get home again—a name prominent among the “illustrious dead,” consequently having some connection with the “celebrated Kilt”

  • Mr. Ellerton
  • Talthybius (a spoilt copy of Homer's edition of the Herald)

  • Mr. Lionel Porter
  • Nestor (The oldest inhabitant of Pylos)

  • Mr. John Neville
  • Achilles (an exceedingly great gun for those days of primitive warfare, and the heaviest swell ever remembered on the Phrygian coast

  • Miss Talbot
  • Patroclus (Toady to Achilles, an officer who tries by a borrowed hide to pass off as a roaring lion, but is speedily detected as merely a thundering donkey)

  • Mr. James Rogers
  • Helen (The original casus belli, and a very fair excuse too)

  • Miss Rose Laurence

    TROJANS.

    Priam (the original Paterfamilias of those times)

  • Mr. Howard
  • Hector (The Trojan, par excellence.)

  • Mrs Keeley
  • Paris (his younger brother, whose sense of beauty made him defendant in the longest and most expensive action for Wife Stealing upon record)

  • Miss Portman
  • Troilus (his other little brother)

  • Miss E. Romer
  • Æneas

  • Mr. Fitzhenry
  • Hecuba

  • Mrs. Wallis
  • Andromache (Wife to Hector, and, as she deserves to be, “his Soul's Far Better Part”)

  • Miss Clara Weston
  • Cressida (Daughter of Calchas, beloved by Troilus)

  • Miss Kate Saxon

    IMMORTALS.

    Jupiter

  • Mr. Davenport
  • Juno

  • Miss Wallis
  • Minerva

  • Miss G. Oliver
  • Venus

  • Miss Dormer
  • Mars, Bacchus, Apollo, and Vulcan

  • Mr. Yeo, Mr. Smith, Miss Harrison, and Mr. Blyde
  • Thetis
    “When like morning mist, in early day,
    Rose from the flood the daughter of the Sea.”

  • (will be ably misrepresented by that rising Actress) Mrs. Weston
  • Cupid (the real author of the Siege of Troy, and of nearly every other memorable strife in the history of the world)

  • Miss Julia St. George
  • Iris

  • Miss Rosina Wright

    INDESCRIBABLES.

    Chryses

  • Mr. Woolgar
  • Our Own Correspondent

  • Mr. Emery
  • Greek and Trojan Soldiers, Camp Followers, Policemen, Thieves, Philosophers, and Poets, by Supernumerary Members of the Company.